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Kimbos_Egg
01/17/22 5:46:23 PM
#1:


I don't know why people keep bringing this up, but i'm here to set the record straight.

I Have Never Bitten A Child before.

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Heartomaton
01/17/22 5:47:29 PM
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Good god the pitbulls have learned to use the internet.

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UnholyMudcrab
01/17/22 5:49:14 PM
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My "I have never bitten a child" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

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Kakapo
01/17/22 5:53:10 PM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
I don't know why people keep bringing this up, but i'm here to set the record straight.

I Have Never Bitten A Child before.
Eh, why do you keep biting kids?

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Kimbos_Egg
01/17/22 5:54:07 PM
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Kakapo posted...
Eh, why do you keep biting kids?

I just told you i didn't bite any children!

You take that back or ill bite your kids.

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Lairen
01/17/22 5:55:46 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Good god the pitbulls have learned to use the internet.

Tbf they eat children, they dont just bite them.


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Kakapo
01/17/22 5:56:50 PM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
I just told you i didn't bite any children!

You take that back or ill bite your kids.
Dude if you bite my kids.

I probably wont need to do anything. Theyll bite you back. Theyve got jaws like bear traps. Itll be like

*chomp*

congratulations, you have a 4 and a 6 year old hanging off your arms like lampreys. This is your life now.

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Heartomaton
01/17/22 5:57:34 PM
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Lairen posted...
Tbf they eat children, they dont just bite them.

Well yeah, but it's pretty tough to eat something without biting it first.

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Unless they've also learned to make toddler smoothies...

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Holy shit.

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__aCEr__
01/17/22 5:59:07 PM
#10:


You look like someone with a nuanced opinion on what biting a child entails.

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Funkydog
01/17/22 6:00:05 PM
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Tagged as "probably bites children"

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Kimbos_Egg
01/17/22 6:01:57 PM
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I don't know why everyone's attacking me. Theres no reason to think i bite children.

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Mistere Man
01/17/22 6:08:27 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeOpSYD2iv4

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Kimbos_Egg
01/18/22 5:01:26 PM
#14:


ew reboot.

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Health
01/18/22 5:05:30 PM
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Stop biting children and no one will accuse you of biting children.
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Metal_Bug
01/18/22 5:06:18 PM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
I Have Never Bitten A Child before.
I have. When I was a child.
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DrizztLink
01/18/22 5:06:56 PM
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I bit my sister when I was 4 so technically I can't even make this statement.

Shit, I better not run for office.

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Heartomaton
01/18/22 5:08:05 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I bit my sister when I was 4 so technically I can't even make this statement.

Shit, I better not run for office.

Isolated incidents don't establish patterns or habits, so I think you're good.

Unless you've been biting children behind your own back.

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King Rial
01/18/22 5:08:59 PM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
ew reboot.
Now I know that you definitely bite children.

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DrizztLink
01/18/22 5:09:03 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Unless you've been biting children behind your own back.
Nah, my spine doesn't work like that.

It's pretty much just the children in front in me.

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CE_gonna_CE
01/18/22 5:09:43 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/1/AAb05zAAC0jp.jpg

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DarthDemented
01/18/22 5:10:11 PM
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You fart on them instead, don't you?

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Mistere Man
01/18/22 5:30:42 PM
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King Rial posted...
Now I know that you definitely bite children.
Agreed.

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Kami_no_Kami
01/18/22 5:42:38 PM
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Leave TC alone! Hes just a nanny egg! You know quail eggs are way more aggressive!
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Mezcla
01/18/22 5:43:28 PM
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sometimes my 6 month old son will grab my face and ill react by biting his hand. not hard obviously, and not with my teeth lol. im not a monster like TC

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
01/18/22 5:57:04 PM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
I Have Never Bitten A Child before
Before when
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