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Comfy_Pillow
01/17/22 4:33:19 PM
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Does it


Unless you have whiskey dick why you ever move on without getting the nut first and then just do her while you recharge
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PlantBased
01/17/22 4:36:25 PM
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As someone who literally cannot finish with mouth stuff, it counts.
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CasualGuy
01/17/22 4:41:16 PM
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PlantBased posted...
As someone who literally cannot finish with mouth stuff, it counts.

I believe you but I can never comprehend statements like this unless they actively turn your off or something

Like how badly do you have to beat your meat to not be able to finish.

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marthsheretoo
01/17/22 4:45:51 PM
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PlantBased posted...
As someone who literally cannot finish with mouth stuff, it counts.


I used to think I couldn't finish from mouth stuff until I got a good one.

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Pandamonic
01/17/22 4:47:40 PM
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That still only counts as one!

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Lokison
01/17/22 4:55:55 PM
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Still counts.

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Jiek_Fafn
01/17/22 4:57:46 PM
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CasualGuy posted...
Like how badly do you have to beat your meat to not be able to finish.
Often it's the opposite of that. It's too sensitive.
A dick is a fickle thing.

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PlantBased
01/17/22 5:27:57 PM
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CasualGuy posted...
I believe you but I can never comprehend statements like this unless they actively turn your off or something

Like how badly do you have to beat your meat to not be able to finish.

It's mostly a mental thing caused by my first exposure to graphic sexual material, my parents' explanation of what I had just seen unintentionally portraying it as deviancy, and my first experiences with it being done under pressure.

I've tried to work through it before and I can at least moderately enjoy it now, but not to the fullest extent. I think the opportunity for my brain to be wired to fully enjoy it has been missed.

marthsheretoo posted...
I used to think I couldn't finish from mouth stuff until I got a good one.
I'm not ruling it out and I'm always game to let someone try but I've had someone who was so well known for her skills that she had a citywide nickname that was a portmanteau consisting of her last name and the word "blow" give it a try and even she couldn't get the job done.

Unrelated, I just spent ten minutes trying to figure out why my post was flagged and blocked for a censor bypass attempt of the word shit LMAO
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marthsheretoo
01/17/22 5:31:38 PM
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PlantBased posted...
I'm not ruling it out and I'm always game to let someone try but I've had someone who was so well known for her skills that she had a citywide nickname that was a portmanteau consisting of her last name and the word "blow" give it a try and even she couldn't get the job done.

Unrelated, I just spent ten minutes trying to figure out why my post was flagged and blocked for a censor bypass attempt of the word shit LMAO

That's all fair and I'm sorry your wiring got fucked with in childhood. That sucks, npi.

But what city was this? For, uh, research purposes.

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Oderus Urungus
01/17/22 5:46:45 PM
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EndOfDiscOne
01/17/22 5:52:17 PM
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that just means it's not gay

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Ermac
01/17/22 5:55:08 PM
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Suck it before fucking it, so as long as the job gets done in the end it counts

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