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Horrorbooksguy
01/16/22 10:17:26 AM
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Completely normal immortal hippo except it's intelligent, knows where you are at all times, and wants nothing but your death.

Deal?
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ViewtifulGrave
01/16/22 10:18:40 AM
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This guy?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/3/AAU2gcAAC0Ar.jpg

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thronedfire2
01/16/22 10:19:09 AM
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deal

i use some of my $100mil to build a concrete pit and trick him into it

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Horrorbooksguy
01/16/22 10:20:55 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
deal

i use some of my $100mil to build a concrete pit and trick him into it
You're assuming you can outsmart it, it's more intelligent than normal
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Vicious_Dios
01/16/22 10:22:47 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/7/AANub5AAC0Av.jpg

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Mistere Man
01/16/22 10:24:21 AM
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No as I hate the idea of creating an immortal being that will be cursed to eternal life even after it kills me or I die.

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Horrorbooksguy
01/16/22 10:25:18 AM
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Mistere Man posted...
No as I hate the idea of creating an immortal being that will be cursed to eternal life even after it kills me or I die.
It'd only immortal until you die.

Unless it wants to live. You could be doominf the world do hippo hitler.
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R1masher
01/16/22 10:32:47 AM
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Deal, Im not so hypocritical

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Simp
01/16/22 10:35:31 AM
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how much I have to pay to have an immortal hippo for a friend?

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Horrorbooksguy
01/16/22 10:36:57 AM
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Simp posted...
how much I have to pay to have an immortal hippo for a friend?
Hippos don't have friends
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Guide
01/16/22 10:40:04 AM
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so like, I could theoretically sever the head and keep the skull buried in concrete?

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Horrorbooksguy
01/16/22 10:42:30 AM
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Guide posted...
so like, I could theoretically sever the head and keep the skull buried in concrete?
You could theoretically try.
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Nemu
01/16/22 10:43:08 AM
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Seems easy enough so long as its not generated right behind you or anything. There are plenty of places where it would be unable to physically traverse, and even if it is intelligent enough to try to do something like hire assassins, its going to be easy enough to find if its going to be around highly populated zones. And if its going to try to assault you directly, then capturing it and enclosing it in cement and dropping in the ocean, or keeping 24 hour watch of it certainly wouldnt be hard. You have to give it more super powers like respawning within 24 hours of capture or something.
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MedeaLysistrata
01/16/22 10:44:01 AM
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What if the hippo hires a human assassin lol

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DB_Insider
01/16/22 10:44:30 AM
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Launch him to space

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The_Korey
01/16/22 10:46:45 AM
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If all it has are above-average human intelligence and immortality, easy money. If it ain't piloting mechs or supermanning through steel bars, it kan be kontained. Then, either send it to the deepest depths of the ocean where the pressure will paralyze it at least, or launch it into space.

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The Popo
01/16/22 10:47:08 AM
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Im pretty sure that with a small, small fraction of $100 million, I could quite easily find a way to keep the thing from getting to me.

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MedeaLysistrata
01/16/22 10:47:19 AM
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The_Korey posted...
If all it has are above-average human intelligence and immortality, easy money. If it ain't piloting mechs or supermanning through steel bars, it kan be kontained. Then, either send it to the deepest depths of the ocean where the pressure will paralyze it at least, or launch it into space.
You can't contain the hippo.

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The_Korey
01/16/22 10:48:12 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
You can't contain the hippo.

Why not?

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The Popo
01/16/22 10:50:07 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
You can't contain the hippo.

The rules state its a normal hippo. Just intelligent. Trap it in a cage, and that problem is gone.

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MedeaLysistrata
01/16/22 10:55:11 AM
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Yeah... Just trap an intelligent immortal hippo

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The_Korey
01/16/22 11:00:45 AM
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Being intelligent does not mean it's Batman. Nor does being immortal mean it's Superman.


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nfearurspecimn
01/16/22 11:01:01 AM
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nope

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DB_Insider
01/16/22 11:24:00 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
nope
Theres a saying thats says when dere a hippo on the run. Thrust ur hip to nearest hippies in town. Or else u screwed

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