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Turbam
01/12/22 8:44:37 AM
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monkmith
01/12/22 8:46:55 AM
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did a fat kid come and laugh at you?

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Alucard188
01/12/22 8:47:39 AM
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I hope you felt properly emasculated.

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QueenCarly
01/12/22 8:48:14 AM
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Oh no, your worth as a man has dropped because of this slight against you.

Actually, wait, no it didn't. Couldn't drop any lower than it already is.

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kinetika_
01/12/22 8:49:30 AM
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When I use to work at Wal-Mart, I only hated stocking that section because I wasn't very knowledgeable about all the varieties, so it took me forever to complete that aisle. I use to enjoy the random comments I'd get from people

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viewmaster_pi
01/12/22 8:49:44 AM
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QueenCarly posted...
Oh no, your worth as a man has dropped because of this slight against you.

Actually, wait, no it didn't. Couldn't drop any lower than it already is.
i hope your morning gets better :(

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Mezcla
01/12/22 8:50:47 AM
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ive been buying my wife's pads and tampons and stuff for like 5 years now and i still dont understand all the choices.

what do the wings do!?

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VanananaHeyHey
01/12/22 8:52:19 AM
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Mezcla posted...
what do the wings do!?
The wings are flaps with weak adhesive that wrap around the underside of the underwear to keep the pad in place.

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MurderousNomad
01/12/22 8:52:32 AM
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How disgusting. Prepare to be neutered.

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TMOG
01/12/22 8:53:28 AM
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Mezcla posted...
ive been buying my wife's pads and tampons and stuff for like 5 years now and i still dont understand all the choices.

what do the wings do!?
They allow the vagina to take flight
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Umbreon
01/12/22 8:55:45 AM
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That's only embarrassing to teenagers.

Grown men buy that stuff for their wives all the time, only losers give them a hard time over it.

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DB_Insider
01/12/22 8:57:45 AM
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TMOG posted...
They allow the vagina to take flight
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/3/AAe7Y8AACzGt.jpg

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Turbam
01/12/22 9:15:29 AM
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Alucard188 posted...
I hope you felt properly emasculated.


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gunplagirl
01/12/22 9:17:50 AM
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Mezcla posted...
ive been buying my wife's pads and tampons and stuff for like 5 years now and i still dont understand all the choices.

what do the wings do!?
Extra stuff to keep it in place and prevent it from leaking. Honestly I just go with those.

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Sariana21
01/12/22 9:31:41 AM
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Mezcla posted...
ive been buying my wife's pads and tampons and stuff for like 5 years now and i still dont understand all the choices.

what do the wings do!?
Tbh they just channel the blood right around the sides and make a bigger mess.

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BloodMoon7
01/12/22 9:33:36 AM
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Umbreon posted...
That's only embarrassing to teenagers.

Grown men buy that stuff for their wives all the time, only losers give them a hard time over it.
This is CE, only Cpt Pinapple has a wife and you know what, sometimes I suspect he is lying about this.

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Accolon
01/12/22 9:35:01 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/7/AAbi1tAAAZfX.jpg

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Turbam
01/12/22 9:35:33 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
This is CE, only Cpt Pinapple has a wife and you know what, sometimes I suspect he is lying about this.
Believe it or not, but I'm engaged

Tho...I'm sure that will change as soon as she discovers that I had to work the feminine hygiene selection



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One_Day_Remains
01/12/22 9:40:23 AM
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QueenCarly posted...
Oh no, your worth as a man has dropped because of this slight against you.

Actually, wait, no it didn't. Couldn't drop any lower than it already is.


You would be the one person to take this innocuous ass joke topic seriously lmfao.

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BloodMoon7
01/12/22 9:41:41 AM
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Turbam posted...
Believe it or not, but I'm engaged

You TRAITOR

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SSJGrimReaper
01/12/22 9:41:48 AM
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Turbam posted...
Tho...I'm sure that will change as soon as she discovers that I had to work the feminine hygiene selection
she'll probably want a real man like big bobby :V

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gunplagirl
01/12/22 9:42:35 AM
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Turbam posted...
Believe it or not, but I'm engaged

Tho...I'm sure that will change as soon as she discovers that I had to work the feminine hygiene selection

I turned you down so unless you hit on the first girl you saw after you proposed to me, I don't know how that would be possible

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yusiko
01/12/22 9:43:35 AM
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I once had to clean the ladies room when I worked at a bingo
A woman came In. Saw me a man mopping up a mess on the floor
Then walked into the stall and took a shit

No one cares

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Veggeta_MAX
01/12/22 9:50:52 AM
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QueenCarly posted...
Oh no, your worth as a man has dropped because of this slight against you.

Actually, wait, no it didn't. Couldn't drop any lower than it already is.
Geesh

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BloodMoon7
01/12/22 9:52:22 AM
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yusiko posted...
Then walked into the stall and took a shit

Damn that's hot tbh

I mean eww. Who does that when someone can hear the soup making.

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ElatedVenusaur
01/12/22 10:03:01 AM
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What, did you grow a vagina or something?
....Asking for a friend.

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AngelicRadiance
01/12/22 10:04:25 AM
#27:


I can't even look you in the eye anymore

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Jagr_68
01/12/22 10:12:13 AM
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You seem sad TC.

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Need a tamp?

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SauI_Goodman
01/12/22 10:46:11 AM
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Seems like a good opportunity to meet women.

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Turbam
01/12/22 10:56:17 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
she'll probably want a real man like big bobby :V


gunplagirl posted...
I turned you down so unless you hit on the first girl you saw after you proposed to me, I don't know how that would be possible
She felt bad after you threw my nuggets on the floor and stormed off

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gunplagirl
01/12/22 10:57:55 AM
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Turbam posted...


She felt bad after you threw my nuggets on the floor and stormed off
I didn't throw the nuggets on the floor, I threw the box they were in because you went to chic FIL a

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Nu_Jersey_Devil
01/12/22 10:59:58 AM
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I guess I'm different but I walk right into that aisle and get exactly the tampons I know my wife uses, but Tampax changed their packaging lately so it fucked me up..lol

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Turbam
01/12/22 11:05:44 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
I didn't throw the nuggets on the floor, I threw the box they were in because you went to chic FIL a
May gay friends said it was still ok if I ate there


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gunplagirl
01/12/22 11:11:23 AM
#34:


Turbam posted...
May gay friends said it was still ok if I ate there
You never paid the guilt tax though

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V-E-G-Y-
01/12/22 11:17:22 AM
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All dis time i thought you were a thicc asian chick with small boobs

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Rapid99
01/12/22 11:20:08 AM
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Maybe a little less complaining and a little more grinding. Then one day you could be like me, the chad restocking the Man Wipes.

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NecroFoul99
01/12/22 11:22:58 AM
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You have the perfect setup

Next time youre on that isle and theres a clean up on aisle, you come running up with an armful of tampons and pads. Dont worry, I got this!

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SSJGrimReaper
01/12/22 11:25:25 AM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
All dis time i thought you were a thicc asian chick with small boobs
turbam isn't thicc at all >:v

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Hop103
01/12/22 11:26:06 AM
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You should've told the person that Twitter wouldn't like a man stocking feminine hygiene products, you know how the Twitterfems are with their laughably bad displays of misandry.

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Turbam
01/12/22 3:23:53 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
turbam isn't thicc at all >:v
I've got big cheeks

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MedeaLysistrata
01/12/22 3:29:10 PM
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Funny story...

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Number090684
01/12/22 3:29:42 PM
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Oh grow up.
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