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MasterChief5000
01/10/22 2:20:06 AM
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My fault?




I admit this is karma at work.

I masturbated loudly where she can hear it through the thin walls. She responds by breaking into my house and stealing shit, then possibly recording it with a hidden camera. Not to mention aggressively stalking me for several months Was I in the wrong?

Now I realize that it doesn't matter if you deserve it or not. Every action creates a reaction. This is what I get for messing with her. Sadly.

EDIT: Also I continued to do it for a long while. Help me understand her point of view, guys. Cus two women already said it was my fault, including my ex.
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ApherosyLove
01/10/22 2:21:56 AM
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Am I doing this right?

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armandro
01/10/22 2:23:19 AM
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ApherosyLove posted...
User Info: MasterChief5000
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Am I doing this right?
Yes
they won't even post their gamertag

how do u gamefaqs without having a gamertag

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Smashingpmkns
01/10/22 2:23:26 AM
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She's flirting with you

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Smackems
01/10/22 2:23:42 AM
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You actually didn't whack it loud enough

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MasterChief5000
01/10/22 2:24:17 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
She's flirting with you
EEW.
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MasterChief5000
01/10/22 2:27:54 AM
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Also I continued to do it for a long while.

Help me understand her point of view guys? Cus two women already said it was my fault, including my ex.
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Smackems
01/10/22 2:29:36 AM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
Also I continued to do it for a long while.

Help me understand her point of view guys? Cus two women already said it was my fault, including my ex.
She was like

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MasterChief5000
01/10/22 2:51:14 AM
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Bump
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Mr_Karate_II
01/10/22 2:52:25 AM
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Of all the things that ever happened, this certainly did.

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MasterChief5000
01/10/22 5:30:52 PM
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Bump 2
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LordYeezus
01/10/22 5:32:58 PM
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You were probably gonna get robbed regardless. Report dey ass

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Kakapo
01/10/22 5:34:32 PM
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How do you know they installed a hidden camera?

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spikethedevil
01/10/22 5:36:21 PM
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Didnt want to post this on your main I see.

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Naysaspace
01/10/22 5:37:07 PM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
This is what I get for messing with her. Sadly.
So you were being loud to "mess" with her?

Yeah thats borderline sexual harassment.

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Lokison
01/10/22 5:40:15 PM
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She was hoping youd approach while loudly beating your meat so she could call the cops for sexual assault.

shame on you.

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Tappor
01/10/22 5:40:50 PM
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whose alt

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UnfairRepresent
01/10/22 5:41:26 PM
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I had a neighbor who used to masturbate really fucking loudly every night. Sometimes multiple times in the day.

She tried to cover it by playing music really loudly (which is dumb because that's still annoying) but that doesn't work because music doesn't cover screaming out and moaning constantly.

She was like a fucking harpy.

Be considerate to your neighbors dude. Imagine how you would feel if you were on the phone to your mom or a Teams meeting with a cilent and you could hear some guy wildly masturbating in the background like a damn gorilla.

Time and place man, time and place.

Maybe put something in your mouth when you do it? Like an apple or something

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Throgdor
01/10/22 5:42:18 PM
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Now you have to break into her home when she loudly masturbates and yell "YAHTZEE". Only then can you have sex.
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Axiom
01/10/22 5:42:50 PM
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Lmao at masturbating loudly
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Lokison
01/10/22 5:44:19 PM
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Axiom posted...
Lmao at masturbating loudly
You dont beat off in front of a megaphone?

Loser.

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Laserion
01/10/22 5:45:23 PM
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When you have a separate house and can't hear the neighbors, you assume they can't hear you either, and can really let go. Get a house.

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Damn_Underscore
01/10/22 5:45:54 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I had a neighbor who used to masturbate really fucking loudly every night. Sometimes multiple times in the day.

She tried to cover it by playing music really loudly (which is dumb because that's still annoying) but that doesn't work because music doesn't cover screaming out and moaning constantly.

She was like a fucking harpy.

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Questionmarktarius
01/10/22 5:59:07 PM
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I don't think the correlation here is causality.
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ultimate reaver
01/10/22 6:03:37 PM
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https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/

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Omnislasher
01/10/22 6:03:57 PM
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the faps were deafening
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dj1200
01/10/22 6:06:42 PM
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I believe this story 100%.

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