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MasterChief5000
01/08/22 11:03:27 PM
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I have a neighbor who's been stalking me for months. Literally because I got in a relationship with some twitch streamer and she's out for revenge or some shit. Then an insider told me that she knows what I do inside my bedroom. Man this sucks. I masturbate a lot.

What should I do? Did I get canceled?
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trappedunderice
01/08/22 11:04:03 PM
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USER INFO: MASTERCHIEF5000
Novice User User Since: Nov 2021Karma: 47Active Posts: 3
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MasterChief5000
01/08/22 11:04:35 PM
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Yeah dude. I just go on this site to vent lol.
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electricbugs2
01/08/22 11:04:44 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
USER INFO: MASTERCHIEF5000
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Seriously. What a PATHETIC thread.

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Irony
01/08/22 11:04:59 PM
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Next time look them straight in the eyes while doing it.

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Vicious_Dios
01/08/22 11:05:04 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
USER INFO: MASTERCHIEF5000
Novice User User Since: Nov 2021Karma: 47Active Posts: 3

More like MASTER BAYTOR5000, lol mirite

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No_U_L7
01/08/22 11:05:08 PM
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wat

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MasterChief5000
01/08/22 11:05:17 PM
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Believe it or not, I'm not kidding. Not at all.
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trappedunderice
01/08/22 11:06:26 PM
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Shut yo euphoric cheeto stained neckrug up
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MasterChief5000
01/08/22 11:06:51 PM
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I masturbate really loudly, that my neighbor, who is a woman can hear it. It pissed her off, and she's actually broken into my house a few times.
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Robot2600
01/08/22 11:07:51 PM
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I don't even know.

What the fucking shit.

No one cares if you fap.

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SSJGrimReaper
01/08/22 11:08:19 PM
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is the halo theme playing in the background

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MasterChief5000
01/08/22 11:08:19 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
I don't even know.

What the fucking shit.

No one cares if you fap.
Footage of it could be posted any day in the future? I'd lose my job and shit.
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Zikten
01/08/22 11:09:04 PM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
I masturbate really loudly, that my neighbor, who is a woman can hear it. It pissed her off, and she's actually broken into my house a few times.

Report this to the cops
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MasterChief5000
01/08/22 11:09:51 PM
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Zikten posted...
Report this to the cops
I did. But they said I didnt have any evidence. No footage of it happening.
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Axiom
01/08/22 11:10:37 PM
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You sound like my paranoid ex-friend who fried his brain with drugs. He thought he was being stalked by his boss and they had bugged his cell phone to listen to his conversations
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MasterChief5000
01/08/22 11:11:17 PM
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Thing is, my relationship with the twitch streamer - I've yet to meet her. But my neighbor is literally trying to cockblock me in any way possible.
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MasterChief5000
01/08/22 11:12:53 PM
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Axiom posted...
You sound like my paranoid ex-friend who fried his brain with drugs. He thought he was being stalked by his boss and they had bugged his cell phone to listen to his conversations
Yeah, but I'm in the very small minority that this is actually happening too.

Because my ex, the twitch streamer, knows everything about me now, and I haven't even told her shit. All because my neighbor is spying on me and relaying that information to her.
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SauI_Goodman
01/08/22 11:14:23 PM
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My man ever heard of putting tape over your cameras

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SauI_Goodman
01/08/22 11:14:53 PM
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Or is this a case of you simply leaving your blinds open lmao

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Robot2600
01/08/22 11:15:17 PM
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You won't lose your job.

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gna647
01/08/22 11:16:03 PM
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Lmao same

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MasterChief5000
01/08/22 11:16:31 PM
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Well, my neighbor is a POS, who just wants to cockblock me from getting with the twitch streamer or something, who is popular btw.
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MasterChief5000
01/08/22 11:17:38 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
You won't lose your job.
I'd be a laughing stock? Who would even talk to me after the shit I do in my bedroom?
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Laserion
01/08/22 11:17:59 PM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
Footage of it could be posted any day in the future? I'd lose my job and shit.
Can you really lose your job for someone else breaking the law, in a setting where you believed that you were in privacy?

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NashtheLion
01/08/22 11:19:08 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
is the halo theme playing in the background

https://youtu.be/0jXTBAGv9ZQ

tbf its hard not to climax to the halo ost
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MasterChief5000
01/08/22 11:19:27 PM
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Laserion posted...
Can you really lose your job for someone else breaking the law, in a setting where you believed that you were in privacy?
Well, who would hire me after that? And my reputation like, goes down the drain??
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MasterChief5000
01/08/22 11:20:17 PM
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I literally told my ex, the twitch streamer, that if it gets posted on the internet, that she would be caught in the crossfire too.
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I4NRulez
01/08/22 11:20:27 PM
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Why is this board a magnet for people just coming here to lie lol

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MasterChief5000
01/08/22 11:21:04 PM
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I4NRulez posted...
Why is this board a magnet for people just coming here to lie lol
I'm venting. I don't know where else to ask for advice.
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MedeaLysistrata
01/08/22 11:21:52 PM
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I4NRulez posted...
Why is this board a magnet for people just coming here to lie lol
People come here and see a bunch of smurfs apparently

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MedeaLysistrata
01/08/22 11:22:49 PM
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Anyway if this is real... I'm sorry but I cannot relate at all

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Robot2600
01/08/22 11:23:04 PM
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TC,

you need to chill out, literally. nothing bad will happen even if your shit gets posted to pornhub and everywhere else on the internet. seriously. I'm only posting to ease your anxiety. it's the internet. literally nothing bad will happen.

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MasterChief5000
01/08/22 11:23:33 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Anyway if this is real... I'm sorry but I cannot relate at all
You can't relate to having your privacy invaded like mine did?
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IfGodCouldDie
01/08/22 11:23:42 PM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
What should I do?
Find something better and more fulfilling to do with your life than waste time making fake accounts and stories on a dying video game website.

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MasterChief5000
01/08/22 11:24:25 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
TC,

you need to chill out, literally. nothing bad will happen even if your shit gets posted to pornhub and everywhere else on the internet. seriously. I'm only posting to ease your anxiety. it's the internet. literally nothing bad will happen.
What if no one wants to date me after that? Cus I did some perverted shit?
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MedeaLysistrata
01/08/22 11:27:27 PM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
You can't relate to having your privacy invaded like mine did?
Obviously I can, in fact it sounds like you just copied something that is happening to me

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SauI_Goodman
01/08/22 11:33:25 PM
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every body jerks off / flicks the bean get over it man. even if a vid of you jerking it made the rounds nobody would care

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Damn_Underscore
01/08/22 11:41:21 PM
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Pics of gf?

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would just stop hassling me.
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Robot2600
01/08/22 11:42:18 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
every body jerks off / flicks the bean get over it man. even if a vid of you jerking it made the rounds nobody would care


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MasterChief5000
01/08/22 11:46:34 PM
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I humped my bed/pillow though. Wouldnt people think im a sexual deviant?
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MarveI
01/08/22 11:54:00 PM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
I humped my bed/pillow though. Wouldnt people think im a sexual deviant?
Yeah, prolly.

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MasterChief5000
01/09/22 1:04:56 AM
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bump
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XxKrazyChaosxX
01/09/22 1:17:48 AM
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MasterChief5000 posted...
I masturbate really loudly

Cover it up by coughing.

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Kakapo
01/09/22 1:18:49 AM
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How exactly does one masturbate loudly?

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