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Garioshi
01/06/22 4:47:45 PM
#1:


https://mobile.twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1479186754330677252

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HylianFox
01/06/22 4:49:23 PM
#2:


We started living in a cartoon the moment Donald Trump was elected president

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Turbam
01/06/22 4:50:32 PM
#3:


How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and Scotsman; dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence in squalor- grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

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Seaman_Prime
01/06/22 5:06:39 PM
#4:


So we can see how lucky those alternative universes got it
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Verdekal
01/06/22 5:07:14 PM
#5:


r/nottheonion

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Lokison
01/06/22 5:17:23 PM
#6:


Social media either

A: Ruined Us.
B: Is still in development and will one day be the beautiful thing that it was originally envisioned as.

I think A.

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Stalolin
01/06/22 5:31:14 PM
#7:


Just unreal.

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ViewtifulJoe
01/06/22 5:53:04 PM
#8:


The Onion trained long and hard for this battle.

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Still waiting on that third threat
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marthsheretoo
01/06/22 5:57:11 PM
#9:


This is a fucking hell world.

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ultimate reaver
01/06/22 6:00:22 PM
#10:


the democrats are a waste

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