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brestugo 12/31/21 12:42:31 AM #1:	https://www.tntmagazine.com/archive/farting-in-malawi-is-criminal/ Farting will be made a crime in the African country of Malawi. The Malawian government plans to punish persistent offenders who foul the air in a bid to mould responsible and disciplined citizens. But locals are concerned about how police in Malawi plan to pin responsibility on the crime of breaking wind. They believe it may lead to miscarriages of justice as criminals attempt to blame others for their offence. One Malawian told the website Africanews.com: My goodness. What happens in a public place where a group is gathered. Do they lock up half a minibus? And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint culprits? Children will openly deny having passed bad air and point at an elder. Culturally, this is very embarrassing, she said. Another local resident wrote: We have serious issues affecting Malawians today. I do not know how fouling the air should take priority over regulating Chinese investments which do not employ locals, serious graft amongst legislators, especially those in the ruling party, and many more. A new Local Court system set up in Malawi will enforce the crime. It will also have powers to punish a range of other crimes in the bill set to be debated in the countrys parliament. These include insulting the modesty of a woman, challenging to fight a duel, and trespassing on a burial place. It also outlaws pretending to be a fortune-teller, according to local press in Malawi. Opposition leaders complain the new courts will be kangaroo courts. --- "Art is how we decorate space; Music is how we decorate time." -Jean Michel Basquiat <cite>brestugo posted [p:961347387] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>https://www.tntmagazine.com/archive/farting-in-malawi-is-criminal/ Farting will be made a crime in the African country of Malawi. The Malawian government plans to punish persistent offenders who foul the air in a bid to mould responsible and disciplined citizens. But locals are concerned about how police in Malawi plan to pin responsibility on the crime of breaking wind. They believe it may lead to miscarriages of justice as criminals attempt to blame others for their offence. One Malawian told the website Africanews.com: My goodness. What happens in a public place where a group is gathered. Do they lock up half a minibus? And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint culprits? Children will openly deny having passed bad air and point at an elder. Culturally, this is very embarrassing, she said. Another local resident wrote: We have serious issues affecting Malawians today. I do not know how fouling the air should take priority over regulating Chinese investments which do not employ locals, serious graft amongst legislators, especially those in the ruling party, and many more. A new Local Court system set up in Malawi will enforce the crime. It will also have powers to punish a range of other crimes in the bill set to be debated in the countrys parliament. These include insulting the modesty of a woman, challenging to fight a duel, and trespassing on a burial place. It also outlaws pretending to be a fortune-teller, according to local press in Malawi. Opposition leaders complain the new courts will be kangaroo courts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EmbraceOfDeath 12/31/21 12:45:11 AM #3:	brestugo posted... But locals are concerned about how police in Malawi plan to pin responsibility on the crime of breaking wind. Obviously they have to go by the age old rule of "Whoever smelt it dealt it." --- PSN/GT: BigDaffej <cite>EmbraceOfDeath posted [p:961347437] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>brestugo posted... </cite> <quote>But locals are concerned about how police in Malawi plan to pin responsibility on the crime of breaking wind.</quote>Obviously they have to go by the age old rule of "Whoever smelt it dealt it." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 12/31/21 12:45:53 AM #4:	Does this country not understand basic human biology? You can't hold it in forever <cite>Zikten posted [p:961347448] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>Does this country not understand basic human biology? You can't hold it in forever</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 12/31/21 12:46:28 AM #5:	If farting is outlawed, only outlaws will be farting. --- "Art is how we decorate space; Music is how we decorate time." -Jean Michel Basquiat <cite>brestugo posted [p:961347454] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>If farting is outlawed, only outlaws will be farting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 12/31/21 12:51:03 AM #6:	brestugo posted... It also outlaws pretending to be a fortune-teller, according to local press in Malawi. So as long as I'm an ACTUAL fortune-teller I'm good. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:961347535] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>brestugo posted... </cite> <quote>It also outlaws pretending to be a fortune-teller, according to local press in Malawi.</quote>So as long as I'm an ACTUAL fortune-teller I'm good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 12/31/21 12:53:15 AM #7:	I just broke the law in Malawi --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:961347581] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>I just broke the law in Malawi </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 12/31/21 12:54:05 AM #8:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] yes --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:961347598] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kakapo 12/31/21 12:55:34 AM #9:	Your honour, my client wishes to plead not guilty on the basis of he who smelt it, dealt it. --- Did my singing please you? No, the words you sang were wrong 24 hour party parrot <cite>Kakapo posted [p:961347616] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote> Your honour, my client wishes to plead not guilty on the basis of he who smelt it, dealt it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 12/31/21 1:08:22 AM #10:	I fought the Malaw and the Malaw won. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:961347808] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>I fought the Malaw and the Malaw won. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 12/31/21 1:26:46 AM #12:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] looks like distraction to me --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:961348089] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> looks like distraction to me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 12/31/21 8:56:16 AM #13:	A lot of dogs are going to get blamed now. --- "Art is how we decorate space; Music is how we decorate time." -Jean Michel Basquiat <cite>brestugo posted [p:961352930] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>A lot of dogs are going to get blamed now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 12/31/21 9:04:00 AM #14:	--- just another freak in the freak kingdom <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:961353042] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cheater87 12/31/21 9:06:08 AM #15:	I've been an outlaw all night and day so far, had chili and Indian food. --- Doom, the game with unlimited ways to play. <cite>Cheater87 posted [p:961353076] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>I've been an outlaw all night and day so far, had chili and Indian food. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 12/31/21 9:22:40 AM #16:	Its not hard to not break the rules! - CE <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:961353313] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>Its not hard to not break the rules! - CE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 01/01/22 6:23:11 PM #17:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2PoPh2B9qo --- "Art is how we decorate space; Music is how we decorate time." -Jean Michel Basquiat <cite>brestugo posted [p:961391768] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2PoPh2B9qo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 01/01/22 6:24:45 PM #18:	Next thing you know, they'll outlaw making some soup. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:961391800] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>Next thing you know, they'll outlaw making some soup. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wedge Antilles 01/01/22 6:25:10 PM #19:	"Your honor, my client is innocent. It was the arresting officer who is guilty for he who smelt it, dealt it." --- I used the knife. I saved a child. I won a war. God forgive me. <cite>Wedge Antilles posted [p:961391808] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>"Your honor, my client is innocent. It was the arresting officer who is guilty for he who smelt it, dealt it." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 01/01/22 8:03:49 PM #20:	that thermal video seems fake. aint no way a fart is penetrating all those layers of clothes + leather jacket etc in the way that it did <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:961394139] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>that thermal video seems fake. aint no way a fart is penetrating all those layers of clothes + leather jacket etc in the way that it did </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 01/01/22 8:06:51 PM #21:	Bruh imagine police patrolling wearing thermal goggles. You would have to get away fast if you ever farted. Like decreasing your wanted level in GTA --- I wish the real world would just stop hassling me. <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:961394198] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>Bruh imagine police patrolling wearing thermal goggles. You would have to get away fast if you ever farted. Like decreasing your wanted level in GTA </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GiftedACIII 01/03/22 10:49:24 AM #22:	How do you even enforce that lol --- </topic> <cite>GiftedACIII posted [p:961433803] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>How do you even enforce that lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 01/03/22 10:50:50 AM #23:	GiftedACIII posted... How do you even enforce that lol Kakapo posted... Your honour, my client wishes to plead not guilty on the basis of he who smelt it, dealt it. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:961433827] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>GiftedACIII posted... </cite> <quote>How do you even enforce that lol</quote> Kakapo posted... </cite> <quote>Your honour, my client wishes to plead not guilty on the basis of he who smelt it, dealt it.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 01/03/22 11:08:48 AM #24:	Never thought I'd see the day where blaming it on the dog would be a viable legal defense. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:961434132] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>Never thought I'd see the day where blaming it on the dog would be a viable legal defense. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 01/03/22 11:09:38 AM #25:	Priorities --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:961434147] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>Priorities </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WorsCaseOntario 01/03/22 11:10:14 AM #26:	wouldn't be suprised if a western country did this to try and combat global warming --- Frankly my dear, I don't give a ham. <cite>WorsCaseOntario posted [p:961434153] in Malawi out... [t:79833242]...</cite> <quote>wouldn't be suprised if a western country did this to try and combat global warming </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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