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Rayman2943
12/28/21 1:40:35 AM
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Just proof soccer doesn't require the raw athleticism needed in sports like track, basketball, sprinting etc
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pegusus123456
12/28/21 1:41:28 AM
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He has an unfair advantage because he's closer to the ball

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segasaturn
12/28/21 1:41:29 AM
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He's 5'7.

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AltyMcAltface
12/28/21 1:41:55 AM
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Mionel Lessi

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Heartomaton
12/28/21 1:41:59 AM
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lol manlet lol

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Rayman2943
12/28/21 1:53:23 AM
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segasaturn posted...
He's 5'7.
Probably a lie
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MARKINGRAM22
12/28/21 2:03:48 AM
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Rayman2943 posted...
Just proof soccer doesn't require the raw athleticism needed in sports like track, basketball, sprinting etc
Umm height isnt athleticism. Plenty of sprinters are that height most people in most track events arent tall. Basketball is one of the few sports with tall athletes cause you score in the air.
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Snakebone99
12/28/21 2:04:56 AM
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This guy is only 5'8". What does height have to do with anything?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/3/AAfBQBAACv2b.jpg

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Pandamonic
12/28/21 2:05:38 AM
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It's true, he really is the best.

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Kylo_Ren_
12/28/21 2:07:45 AM
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Snakebone99 posted...
This guy is only 5'8". What does height have to do with anything?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/3/AAfBQBAACv2b.jpg

30 years ago.

These athletes come once every 15 to 20 years.

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Snakebone99
12/28/21 2:10:03 AM
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Kylo_Ren_ posted...
30 years ago.

These athletes come once every 15 to 20 years.

The average height for an NFL HB is under 6ft.

Only basketball requires any kind of height, and it's much smaller than it used to be. There isnt a need for 7 footers on the roster like there used to be.


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HagenEx
12/28/21 2:14:43 AM
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Rayman2943 posted...
Just proof soccer doesn't require the raw athleticism needed in sports like track, basketball, sprinting etc

Su Bintiang broke Usain Bolt's record for 60m. He's 5'8.

/Flopic.


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Kylo_Ren_
12/28/21 2:34:59 AM
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Snakebone99 posted...
The average height for an NFL HB is under 6ft.

Only basketball requires any kind of height, and it's much smaller than it used to be. There isnt a need for 7 footers on the roster like there used to be.

Average height for RB would be 5'10 to 6'1. That's today. Look how huge Derrick Henry is.

Barry Sanders being 5'8 and making an impact the way he did is a rarity. The closest QB to Michael Vick is Kyler Murray.

In the NBA you got Centers and PF easily making 3 pointers.

In Soccer all the little guys got chances to be great, it's more about will. The willpower.

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EyeBallLaserGun
12/28/21 2:44:27 AM
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https://youtu.be/NDEq44IEtSY

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Snakebone99
12/28/21 2:56:52 AM
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Soccer just needs you to look good while flopping

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Rayman2943
12/28/21 3:01:36 AM
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Kylo_Ren_ posted...
Soccer all the little guys got chances to be great, it's more about will. The willpower.
Those dudes have the lowest pain tolerance of every athlete
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David1988
12/28/21 3:01:38 AM
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Not surprising, soccer is just an advanced game of golf

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ShineboxPhil
12/28/21 3:05:11 AM
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Rayman2943 posted...
Those dudes have the lowest pain tolerance of every athlete

I want to see you react when Sergio Ramos or Virgil Van Dijk slide tackle your ankle

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Irony
12/28/21 3:06:48 AM
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Soccer is just kick a ball within the same 20 yards and only score after someone dives and feigns an injury for a penalty kick.

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Kylo_Ren_
12/28/21 3:11:57 AM
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Rayman2943 posted...
Those dudes have the lowest pain tolerance of every athlete

I know. They don't feel anything.

I played soccer once with a Mexican. He left my knees and thighs all bruised up. I was a teenager then. Straight kicking me and all like if it was Muay Thai. I went back to playing two hand touch Football and Baseball lol.

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ShineboxPhil
12/28/21 3:13:37 AM
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Irony posted...
Soccer is just kick a ball within the same 20 yards and only score after someone dives and feigns an injury for a penalty kick.

If it's that simple why are most games low scoring?

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Irony
12/28/21 3:14:12 AM
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ShineboxPhil posted...
If it's that simple why are most games low scoring?
I just explained why

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ShineboxPhil
12/28/21 3:20:30 AM
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Irony posted...
I just explained why

Ya that's not a viable strategy at all.
World class defenders and proper formation tactics do a good job to push offense out of the goalkeepers box to avoid chances from danger areas. And add that most penalties are reviewed by VAR to determine the severity of the foul

You don't clearly don't like the sport and don't watch it so try not to give your bullshit analysis of a sport you have no idea in what your talking about

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ShineboxPhil
12/28/21 3:29:35 AM
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"Hurr durr... No athleticism in soccer"

https://youtu.be/NW4dblOTC3E

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