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Heartomaton
12/27/21 8:24:20 PM
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How many millions do you get?

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bigblu89
12/27/21 8:26:06 PM
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One and done. Thanks.

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The_Hat
12/27/21 8:27:38 PM
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5-10 million please.

Depends on who is kicking.

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thronedfire2
12/27/21 8:29:12 PM
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do I get to block it with my hands? I'd rather not have my testicles exploded

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gunplagirl
12/27/21 8:29:50 PM
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*pulls out jar* I need you to do some speedrun tactics to get as many kicks as possible in that time because I have no limits

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Touch
12/27/21 8:32:31 PM
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Make me a billionaire

Hell, from Ravens kicker Justin Tucker too

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HagenEx
12/27/21 8:33:20 PM
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Just one, and only if it's a non-MMA/kickboxing expert.

I would die otherwise.

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pikachupwnage
12/27/21 8:35:24 PM
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I have sonic the hedgehog do it as fast as he can.

I have more money then the net worth of every human who ever lived combined.

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SamsungGearS2
12/27/21 9:04:23 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
One and done. Thanks.


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The_Critic
12/27/21 9:06:05 PM
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HagenEx posted...
Just one, and only if it's a non-MMA/kickboxing expert.

I would die otherwise.

You get Sebastian Janakowski then (only NFL kicker ever taken in the first round)
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MabusIncarnate
12/27/21 9:08:42 PM
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Touch posted...
Make me a billionaire

Hell, from Ravens kicker Justin Tucker too
Hell yeah, put me at the 50 yard line as a halftime show during a shitty Lions game, kickers and punters on both teams can go to town to the crowd's pleasure.

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HyperShadow23J
12/27/21 9:12:59 PM
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one

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HagenEx
12/27/21 9:13:37 PM
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The_Critic posted...
Sebastian Janakowski

Well, he's 43 and a fatass nowadays.

Sure, why not.

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gunplagirl
12/27/21 9:14:02 PM
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https://youtu.be/DMI1dHGOPJo

This but with my balls which aren't attached to me

I'm Abbacchio

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/27/21 9:28:56 PM
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No kicks at all, not worth damaging my balls.

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rexcrk
12/27/21 10:03:09 PM
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Being set for life after one kick to the balls?

Ill take it.

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