Current Events > Santa Claus is a fraud, and I shall prove it..

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So you all know all the rumors about the jolly old elf that flies from rooftop to rooftop on Christmas Eve, but I am here to tell you that his powers have been greatly exaggerated. First, I want to point out the fraud of his supposed toy manufacturing business. Supposedly he has a big toy factory in the North Pole in which his elf slaves work tirelessly all year around. This is not only impossible, but is also easily debunked. Notice how whenever you open your presents there's still a brand name on it, and in some cases it may even say "Made In China," which is interesting considering it was supposedly made at the north pole. For this reason I can only conclude that Santa and his midget slaves are actually shoplifters who acquire the toys by breaking into stores and then breaking into people's houses to deliver them. These acts are clearly criminal and should not be tolerated. If the authorities see the slay of the criminal known as Santa Claus they should shoot it down immediately.

Fade2black001 posted...

santa isn't real

oooh look at this edgelord lol