Current Events > If humanity never invented clothing we'd have frozen to death long ago.

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Duncanwii
12/18/21 9:11:31 AM
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Think about that next time you go looking for illegal celebrity nudes.

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a-c-a-b
12/18/21 9:13:02 AM
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Ok, Duncan.

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lilORANG
12/18/21 9:14:20 AM
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I don't have to look for em. They send em right to me!

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ANort175
12/18/21 9:15:46 AM
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If humanity never invented the safe Duncan would have nowhere to store his handheld video games.

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IfGodCouldDie
12/18/21 9:24:39 AM
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I didn't realize that the entire planet got below freezing all the time.

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Drpooplol
12/18/21 9:37:13 AM
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lilORANG posted...
I don't have to look for em. They send em right to me!
My dad is a huge celeb and he sends me nudes every day

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Turbam
12/18/21 9:40:01 AM
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Why didn't we freeze to death when we didn't have clothes then?

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Duncanwii
12/18/21 9:55:06 AM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
I didn't realize that the entire planet got below freezing all the time.

Humanity started its journey in the middle of an ice age.

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Error1355
12/18/21 9:57:33 AM
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I don't know what I expected as the topic body based on the topic title.

But it wasn't that.

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Flockaveli
12/18/21 9:58:41 AM
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I read in a book that humanity would have frozen to death in the ice ages if it wasn't for people with diabetes.

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ZevLoveDOOM
12/18/21 9:59:26 AM
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or maybe we would just dress with leaves...
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WilliamPorygon
12/18/21 10:07:42 AM
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Yeah, okay, but what bad would've come from humanity never inventing the concept of requiring everyone to wear clothing in public at all times?

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IfGodCouldDie
12/18/21 1:27:24 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Humanity started its journey in the middle of an ice age.
How are you defining humanity's journey?

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Trumble
12/18/21 1:37:30 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Yeah, okay, but what bad would've come from humanity never inventing the concept of requiring everyone to wear clothing in public at all times?

You'd have to see dangly old man wangs when you walk down the road, and no one wants to see that.

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ThyCorndog
12/18/21 1:39:16 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Humanity started its journey in the middle of an ice age.
That's not true. The ice age didn't freeze the tropics, which is where humanity originated

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AngelicRadiance
12/18/21 1:41:09 PM
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Humans invented clothing so dinosaurs wouldn't laugh at them

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Funkydog
12/18/21 1:41:59 PM
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...I don't see how those are at all related.

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Solar_Crimson
12/18/21 1:44:23 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Humanity started its journey in the middle of an ice age.
Humanity started in the middle of Africa.

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HylianFox
12/18/21 1:49:55 PM
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Clothing is one of those things that doesn't make a lot of sense

How is needing to be covered by something external an evolutionary advantage?

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ThyCorndog
12/18/21 2:07:06 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Clothing is one of those things that doesn't make a lot of sense

How is needing to be covered by something external an evolutionary advantage?
keeping warm
protection for sensitive areas
and then of course there's the social aspects of wearing clothes, which cannot be neglected. almost everything about our behavior is because of social factors, not purely biological ones. for example, things people find attractive like body shape, eye color, etc

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Smiffwilm
12/18/21 2:12:42 PM
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Pretty sure there would have been a lot more Robin Williams's out there, hair-wise.

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