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ssj3vegeta
12/18/21 12:10:35 AM
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https://i.imgur.com/e1MQUm9.jpg

its a good question tbh

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Ving_Rhames
12/18/21 12:12:22 AM
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"Cuz you look weird"

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BoyOfBattle
12/18/21 12:13:31 AM
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"here let me just fix one thing real quick" *puts a paper bag on her head and starts talking to her chest*

"why helloooo there =)"

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PikachuMaxwell
12/18/21 12:13:42 AM
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"You're just trying to bait me so you can press harassment charges!"

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DocDelicious
12/18/21 12:16:27 AM
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"Sorry, not into asians".

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What_
12/18/21 12:17:29 AM
#6:


Her face looks fake
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Ratchetrockon
12/18/21 12:18:50 AM
#7:


Not my type

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TldrReturns
12/19/21 9:04:17 AM
#8:


BoyOfBattle posted...
"here let me just fix one thing real quick" *puts a paper bag on her head and starts talking to her chest*

"why helloooo there =)"

lmfao savage


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Notti
12/19/21 9:23:28 AM
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She kinda looks like someone was fucking with the character creator dials.

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Yazarogi
12/19/21 9:25:18 AM
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I inform her that if she does not remove herself beside me, I will have to call the police.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/19/21 9:35:28 AM
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I doubt my girlfriend and I are seeking a mistress but I will ask her to see if she is interested.

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Kakapo
12/19/21 9:36:28 AM
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What_ posted...
Her face looks fake
It really does.

I'd totally explore her uncanny valley, though.

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V-E-G-Y-
12/20/21 6:21:52 PM
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Her face looks normal, wtf guys

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Feline_Heart
12/20/21 6:23:33 PM
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DocDelicious posted...
"Sorry, not into asians".
Youre not into an entire race of people? Wtf

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EzeDoesIt
12/20/21 6:25:24 PM
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I lean away from her and say Cuz Im dating your much cooler mom already.

supahotfire.gif

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Panthera
12/20/21 6:27:49 PM
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"Because your breasts render me incapable of saying things that don't sound awkward, like this sentence"

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Fade2black001
12/20/21 6:33:47 PM
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Who is that anyways?

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Ryven
12/20/21 6:36:54 PM
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*turns to the guy sitting on my other side*

Yeah why haven't you hit on her yet >:(

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Smackems
12/20/21 6:43:22 PM
#19:


What_ posted...
Her face looks fake


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ssj3vegeta
12/21/21 9:39:11 PM
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Fade2black001 posted...
Who is that anyways?

don't worry about it

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bknight
12/21/21 9:41:21 PM
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It's an Omicron trap, you ain't getting me Decepticon.
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