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ArgonHawk
12/11/21 4:12:22 PM
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Is it because it's literally the 1st marriage candidate you meet and the Jarl literally just gives her to you on a literal silver platter?

She seems so bland >_> Sylgja is way better. You doesn't give it up easy like Lydia does and she has some nice looking sweet rolls in those mining clothes.

"B-B-But Neon! You can't take Sylgja to slay dragons and shit!" Bullshit I can! Just console command her to be a follower and you're all set! Hence why PC version of Skyrim is the best and Sylgja is the best! >_>

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ModLogic
12/11/21 4:15:12 PM
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dunni

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PokemonExpert44
12/11/21 4:15:18 PM
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Two of the same topic?

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Dakimakura
12/11/21 4:19:40 PM
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big mommy milkers for a non-modded base form NPC. Which I assume most of the Skyrim playerbase didn't play with model changing addons just due to the fact that most of the versions of the games is on consoles.


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hockeybub89
12/11/21 4:21:36 PM
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Aela lesbian marriage

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Mistere Man
12/11/21 4:31:41 PM
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She is sworn to carry their burdens.

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FurryPhilosifer
12/11/21 4:34:15 PM
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Sylja or whatever her name is one of my go-tos as well. You get her house in Shor's Stone. The other being Ysolda and her penchant for mammoth horns.

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ApherosyLove
12/11/21 4:34:17 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Aela lesbian marriage


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ArgonHawk
12/11/21 4:39:22 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Aela lesbian marriage
Do you thinks Dragonborn and Aela have rough Werewolf raw-dogging >_>


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DarthAragorn
12/11/21 4:48:00 PM
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I like Camilla just to cuck the two dudes in Riverwood

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ArgonHawk
12/11/21 4:49:43 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
I like Camilla just to cuck the two dudes in Riverwood
Wait you can marry her?

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Tyranthraxus
12/11/21 4:50:37 PM
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Lydia is the most attractive default NPC who is a romance option. Can't romance Astrid or Serana without mods unfortunately.

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DarthAragorn
12/11/21 4:51:27 PM
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yeah dog

also damn I haven't played unmodded in years so I forgot how unattractive the default npcs are lol

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ArgonHawk
12/11/21 4:51:52 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Lydia is the most attractive default NPC who is a romance option. Can't romance Astrid or Serana without mods unfortunately.
It blows my mind that they waifu the FUCK out of Serana in Dawnguard but you can't marry her. How can any sane team do that!?

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monkmith
12/11/21 4:54:34 PM
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because serena isn't interested.

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Srk700
12/11/21 4:58:12 PM
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Mjoll is mine. You just have to take care of some of the excess baggage that comes along with her.
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DarthAragorn
12/11/21 5:01:03 PM
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monkmith posted...
because serena isn't interested.
Serana Dialogue Add-On fixes that!

All the new content is voiced by a different actress though so it's a little odd. The modder is working on revoicing all the vanilla content as well though so it'll be fully consistent eventually.

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ArgonHawk
12/11/21 5:06:10 PM
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Srk700 posted...
Mjoll is mine. You just have to take care of some of the excess baggage that comes along with her.
I never did anything involving her. What excess baggage does she have? Sylgja is just a simple miner girl that just wants to take care of her dad >_> No drama lol

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ArgonHawk
12/11/21 5:09:50 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Are you saying you gotta kill him to fuck her? >_>

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Irony
12/11/21 5:11:17 PM
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The only attractive female in the game you can't marry without mods

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Srk700
12/11/21 5:11:34 PM
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ArgonHawk posted...
I never did anything involving her. What excess baggage does she have? Sylgja is just a simple miner girl that just wants to take care of her dad >_> No drama lol

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This.

ArgonHawk posted...
Are you saying you gotta kill him to fuck her? >_>

No. But if you don't kill him he'll follow her all the way to your home (if you have her move in with you) if she's not following you.
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ArgonHawk
12/11/21 5:12:11 PM
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Srk700 posted...
No. But if you don't kill him he'll follow her all the way to your home (if you have her move in with you) if she's not following you.
What the fuck. Seriously??

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ArgonHawk
12/11/21 6:14:16 PM
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Astrid is hot but she's also crazy.

But crazy people = crazy sex tho!

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ultimate reaver
12/11/21 6:15:13 PM
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waifuing a bethesda character model is like being really into gumbys mom

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ArgonHawk
12/11/21 6:15:50 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
waifuing a bethesda character model is like being really into gumbys mom
Gumby had a mom?

......pics? >_>

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kingdrake2
12/11/21 6:20:29 PM
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ArgonHawk posted...
Gumby had a mom?


she passed away. the blockheads took her out.

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Southernfatman
12/11/21 6:31:22 PM
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The way she says "I'm sworn to carry your burdens..." and her being your servant and such gives me weird vibes about marrying her. I always liked Sylgja too and weirdly Eola and no I'm not into that.

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ArgonHawk
12/12/21 8:49:38 AM
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Sylgja just calls you "My love". No weird submissive shit >_>

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/12/21 8:55:25 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I think if you marry Mjoll and Aerin is still alive he also moves into your house with her.

Kind of fucked up when you think about it.

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orangefire25
12/12/21 9:31:50 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Serana is dope tho. And she actually does things that no other followers do. She will voluntarily sweep, or cook, or other things npcs do that aren't follower candidates.

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treewojima
12/12/21 10:21:43 AM
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Muiri is best waifu
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Ivynn
12/12/21 10:28:41 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
I think if you marry Mjoll and Aerin is still alive he also moves into your house with her.

Kind of fucked up when you think about it.

You want fucked up? Kill him, trap him in a Black soul gem, put it on your dresser and now he's forced to watch you rail Mjoll every night from his crystal prison!

I'm not saying I did that but I'm not not saying it either. >_>

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DrizztLink
12/12/21 10:32:34 AM
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Ivynn posted...
You want fucked up? Kill him, trap him in a Black soul gem, put it on your dresser and now he's forced to watch you rail Mjoll every night from his crystal prison!

I'm not saying I did that but I'm not not saying it either. >_>
Alternatively use the gem to enchant a circlet, turn it into a POV vid.

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Mistere Man
12/12/21 10:44:45 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Alternatively use the gem to enchant a circlet, turn it into a POV vid.
Sadly once you use the soul it goes to the Soul Cairn.

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Makeveli_lives
12/12/21 10:51:13 AM
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I never got far enough in the game to get a second one tbh. Game was entirely too large with too much to do, never did more then 10 hours on any save. Kept restarting cause the beginning was the most fun and also bouncing between multiple games I completely forgot what I was in the middle of in Skyrim anyway.

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Tsukasa1891
12/12/21 11:17:23 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Alternatively use the gem to enchant a circlet, turn it into a POV vid.
But have Mjoll were it. Can't give him the satisfaction of seeing her naked beneath him.

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ArgonHawk
12/12/21 12:10:31 PM
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Ivynn posted...
You want fucked up? Kill him, trap him in a Black soul gem, put it on your dresser and now he's forced to watch you rail Mjoll every night from his crystal prison!

I'm not saying I did that but I'm not not saying it either. >_>
lmao

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/12/21 4:02:57 PM
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Wow some of you into some twisted shit, maybe Mjoll likes weak men since she is a strong woman, I dont know or care since I prefer Aela.

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ArgonHawk
12/12/21 4:05:18 PM
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Is Aerin just into being a simp?

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