Current Events > Scenario: The New Zealand Rugby team just kidnapped your girlfriend.

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UnfairRepresent
12/09/21 6:31:38 PM
#1:


You hear your girlfriend screaming to you for help and turn around to discover that the New Zealand Rugby team have stolen her and now the entire team is standing between you and her expectantly.



There's no one else around.

Inverse to boyfriend if that way inclined

How do you react?
What do you do?

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Turbam
12/09/21 6:32:33 PM
#2:


Beat them all down with ease

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UnfairRepresent
12/10/21 6:52:53 AM
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Turbam posted...
Beat them all down with ease
They're pretty big

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g0ldie
12/10/21 6:55:52 AM
#4:


probably shoot them, tbh.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/10/21 6:56:55 AM
#5:


Option 1: Just call the police and report that she has been kidnapped by them.

Option 2. Get out my EDC and ask them to return her now and if they refuse start dropping bodies so they are all pushing daisies, or one of them wants to live and gives her back.

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UnfairRepresent
12/10/21 7:45:13 AM
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g0ldie posted...
probably shoot them, tbh.
how many bullets do you carry on you?

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g0ldie
12/10/21 8:46:09 AM
#7:


are they so brave/kidnap happy that they'd each be willing to get shot rather than just disbursing after the first one or two were hit?

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Heineken14
12/10/21 8:46:50 AM
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I'd just flail around like a dork making goofy faces and derpy noises and they'd gain my respect and let her go.
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Shablagoo
12/10/21 8:47:17 AM
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They look like theyre about to have sex with me

UnfairRepresent posted...
They're pretty big

Turbam is bigger

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UnfairRepresent
12/10/21 10:03:14 AM
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Heineken14 posted...
I'd just flail around like a dork making goofy faces and derpy noises and they'd gain my respect and let her go.
Well you joke

That's pretty much the Haka

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Heineken14
12/10/21 10:06:00 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Well you joke

That's pretty much the Haka


I know, which is why I said it. Guess unpopular opinion meme, but I think the haka looks pretty dumb and it's not at all "intimidating."
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VerisimiIitude
12/10/21 10:07:53 AM
#12:


Can I be the kidnapped boyfriend in this situation or

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teep_
12/10/21 10:09:08 AM
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I don't have a chance against the All-Blacks

Guess I'm single

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UnfairRepresent
12/10/21 10:21:55 AM
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Heineken14 posted...
I know, which is why I said it. Guess unpopular opinion meme, but I think the haka looks pretty dumb and it's not at all "intimidating."
it's not meant to be intimidating

it's a challenge

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Returning_CEmen
12/10/21 10:24:22 AM
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I steal all their girlfriends while they are busy doing their dance

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Daniel_Berkhart
12/10/21 10:26:14 AM
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Aren't they Hobbits? I thought everyone in NZ was a Hobbit.
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UnfairRepresent
12/10/21 10:56:02 AM
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Daniel_Berkhart posted...
Aren't they Hobbits? I thought everyone in NZ was a Hobbit.
https://youtu.be/uvatFnyhQJ4

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gamer167
12/10/21 11:03:56 AM
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Initiate a one man scrum
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