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Heartomaton
12/08/21 2:59:39 AM
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And I beg you for your forgiveness.

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ModLogic
12/08/21 3:01:40 AM
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MabusIncarnate
12/08/21 3:14:32 AM
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Put some clothes on and take a shower

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Heartomaton
12/08/21 3:15:05 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Put some clothes on and take a shower

Not until you forgive me.

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Foppe
12/08/21 3:15:56 AM
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MabusIncarnate
12/08/21 3:18:10 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
Not until you forgive me.
Yeah, well that's a tall order there pork chop.

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Heartomaton
12/08/21 3:21:03 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Yeah, well that's a tall order there pork chop.

No forgiveness, no clothes or shower. That's the deal.

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Heartomaton
12/08/21 10:25:08 AM
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UPDATE: The syrup has begun to crystallize.

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Rapid99
12/08/21 10:28:10 AM
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The most disgusting pancake I've ever seen. Still a pancake though *casually approaches with fork and knife*

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AldousIsDead
12/08/21 10:33:33 AM
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Rapid99 posted...
The most disgusting pancake I've ever seen. Still a pancake though *casually approaches with fork and knife*
Dibs on the sausage.

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Infinite 2003
12/08/21 10:38:49 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Put some clothes on and take a shower

In that order. So you have to walk around in syrupy, sopping wet clothes

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Heartomaton
12/08/21 10:47:06 AM
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Rapid99 posted...
The most disgusting pancake I've ever seen. Still a pancake though *casually approaches with fork and knife*

AldousIsDead posted...
Dibs on the sausage.

If I let you eat me, will that bring forgiveness?

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AldousIsDead
12/08/21 10:59:53 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
If I let you eat me, will that bring forgiveness?
Release at the very least.

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Heartomaton
12/08/21 11:02:02 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Release at the very least.

AldousIsDead posted...
Dibs on the sausage.

I'll release in your mouth. BOOM GOTTEM.

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AldousIsDead
12/08/21 11:26:38 AM
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That's the idea, yes.

God you're lucky you're cute.

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Heartomaton
12/08/21 11:28:02 AM
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AldousIsDead posted...
That's the idea, yes.

Forgiveness?

God you're lucky you're cute.

Cute enough to forgive?

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AldousIsDead
12/08/21 11:43:19 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
Forgiveness?

Cute enough to forgive?
No- rele- goddamn it just fuck me already.

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Heartomaton
12/08/21 12:09:01 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
No- rele- goddamn it just fuck me already.

Not until I'm forgiven.

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AldousIsDead
12/08/21 12:29:52 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Not until I'm forgiven.
I can hardly forgive you if I'm the one on my knees, now can I?

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Heartomaton
12/08/21 12:35:45 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
I can hardly forgive you if I'm the one on my knees, now can I?

Then stand up.

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Stagmar
12/08/21 1:01:21 PM
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*calls the cops on the two weirdos on my lawn*

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thronedfire2
12/08/21 1:01:57 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Put some clothes on and take a shower

but probably not in that order

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AldousIsDead
12/08/21 1:10:57 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Then stand up.
I can't, my legs have gone weak.

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Heartomaton
12/08/21 1:34:51 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
I can't, my legs have gone weak.

Why?

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AldousIsDead
12/08/21 1:49:56 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Why?
I gazed too long upon your glistening syrup encrusted manhood.

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Heartomaton
12/08/21 2:13:59 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
I gazed too long upon your glistening syrup encrusted manhood.

Sounds like a you problem.

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AldousIsDead
12/08/21 2:17:39 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
Sounds like a you problem.
It wouldn't be if you'd just fuck me already.

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Heartomaton
12/08/21 2:18:28 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
It wouldn't be if you'd just fuck me already.

Not until I'm forgiven.

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