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Questionmarktarius
12/08/21 2:12:34 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
"I don't like onions"
I'll eat one raw, like an apple.

...and then fart like crazy for two days.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
12/08/21 2:17:41 AM
#52:


TC remembered some family recipes
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Slayer_22
12/08/21 2:17:43 AM
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Payzmaykr posted...

It takes like seven minutes to pan fry some fish.

Not saying otherwise. I just have awful tastebuds and only like specific foods. I don't like being picky, tbh. It ruins what could be a quick and easy meal most of the time. I do like cooking outside my own palette.

It also doesn't help that I'm lactose intolerant, so the options I DO like are cut down massively.
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DrizztLink
12/08/21 2:18:26 AM
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They invite you over for dinner but when you look at your plate there's only a pile of sand, 6 iron nails, a small painted horse, and a remarkably old copy of The Canterbury Tales.

You look up and see that their plate is already half finished.

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Ysmir
12/08/21 2:21:22 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
and a remarkably old copy of The Canterbury Tales.
Hold up I'm interested though

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Payzmaykr
12/08/21 2:33:34 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
lol
3.5 minutes on each side

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VigorouslySwish
12/08/21 2:37:01 AM
#57:


bknight posted...
Store bought eggs instead of having free range chickens in the backyard.


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VigorouslySwish
12/08/21 2:38:45 AM
#58:


Smashingpmkns posted...
"I don't like onions"
"I don't like garlic"

I know so many people like this

I used to be both now I love both

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Big_Nabendu
12/08/21 4:33:49 AM
#59:


TheHoldSteady posted...

brb frying bacon instead of sticking it in the oven


U can cook bacon however u want
There's no discrimination with how you cook bacon


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KobeSystem
12/08/21 4:55:50 AM
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brestugo
12/08/21 9:31:53 AM
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VigorouslySwish posted...
I used to be both now I love both

You grew out of a child's palate. Some people never do.

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DrizztLink
12/08/21 9:32:48 AM
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Slayer_22
12/08/21 2:59:12 PM
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brestugo posted...


You grew out of a child's palate. Some people never do.

Sad fact of the matter is, some people(like myself) never grow out of their lame tastebuds.

I wish I liked more things, too, but it's not like it's a thing you can change. Sadly. And it fuckin' sucks too, because I love cooking new and interesting things for others, but when it comes to eating them myself, ew.
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NecroFoul99
12/08/21 3:03:19 PM
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When you take on bite, with no time to react, and they're already melting down about failing.

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Ysmir
12/08/21 3:03:59 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Not that old.

Nerd.


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