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Noumas
12/05/21 5:43:05 PM
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"Avada Kadabra" voldemort whispered, seductively.
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lilORANG
12/05/21 5:47:04 PM
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"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE PALANTIR OF SAURON!?" Yoda excreted resoundingly.
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DeadBankerDream
12/05/21 5:48:56 PM
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What's that?

Oh, it's the 'Hide topic' button.

Thank God!

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Noumas
12/07/21 6:16:27 AM
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lilORANG posted...
"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE PALANTIR OF SAURON!?" Yoda excreted resoundingly.
Omg lol palantir
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Flintlock_Staff
12/07/21 6:18:29 AM
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I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT. Hargirid paused angrily. BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!
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Turbam
12/07/21 6:19:03 AM
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"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT" Hagrid paused "...BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"

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I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs
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Flintlock_Staff
12/07/21 6:21:27 AM
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Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Dobby was watching!1
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Turbam
12/07/21 6:23:19 AM
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"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!" It was Dumbledore!

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Noumas
12/09/21 12:01:49 AM
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Flintlock_Staff posted...
I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT. Hargirid paused angrily. BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!
"My Harry may be a death eater, but he is not a mudblood!"
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Noumas
12/11/21 1:56:33 AM
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"Not my cursed child, you bitch!" yelled voldemort mildly
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Kim_Seong-a
12/11/21 2:02:49 AM
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"So that's it, huh?" asked Harry. "We're some kind of Order of the Phoenix?"

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Noumas
12/12/21 10:13:21 PM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
"So that's it, huh?" asked Harry. "We're some kind of Order of the Phoenix?"
Oh my god this one's amazing
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Derwood
12/12/21 10:16:15 PM
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"Don't you love adverbs?" JK Rowling wrote adverbingly
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Noumas
12/15/21 10:46:16 AM
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"You know Snape, we really are the half-blooded prince"
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DrizztLink
12/15/21 10:49:29 AM
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The Death Eaters went over their plan to strip Harry of his magic, and Harry could tell that the Dark Lord was standing behind him. Overreacting, Harry ripped his eyes out of his head (much to Voldemort's confusion), threw them into the Forbidden Forest, and told Voldemort off.

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ArchHero
12/15/21 10:52:19 AM
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"You're really cool" Harry whispered noticeably to Voldemort.

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masterpug53
12/15/21 10:52:44 AM
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"DID YA PONDER THE ORB, HARRY?!' Dumbledore expounded flagrantly.

(I know, I know, I'm sick of orb memes too, and await my well-deserved flagellation)

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Xavier_On_High
12/15/21 10:56:57 AM
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"Harry, it's you that has to go on. I know it. Not me. Not Hermione. Not Dumbledore. Not Hagrid. Not Snape. Not Hedwig. Not Draco. Not Filch. Not Dobby, who you haven't met yet. Not Flitwick. Not Fluffy. Not Chocolate Frog. Not Fred. Not George. Not Dudley. Not Vernon. Not snake from London Zoo. You.", Ron listed excessively.

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AngelicRadiance
12/15/21 10:58:31 AM
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"I just hate transwomen" JK Rowling expounded loudly

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ArchHero
12/15/21 11:02:27 AM
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"Yer a wizard, Harry" Hagrid said haltingly

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Funkydog
12/15/21 11:14:42 AM
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YOU LITTLE GOBSHITE, I'll BELT YOUR ARSE BLACK AND BLUE IF YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET. GET YOUR SCRANY BEHIND HERE NOW!"

Dumbledore inquired softly, with kind eyes.

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