Current Events > What would actually do if an alien turned up and asked you to show them Earth?

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UnfairRepresent 12/04/21 2:39:47 PM #1:	We joke because of movies and "take me to your leader shit" but just imagine if it actually happened. Out of the blue a weird looking alien from the beyond the moon turns up outside your home one day and says they're an explorer from the distant planet Yuria and asks you to teach them what humans and Planet Earth are like I doubt it would be Reese's Pieces and bike rides. What would you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:960618576] in What would... [t:79794845]...</cite> <quote>We joke because of movies and "take me to your leader shit" but just imagine if it actually happened. Out of the blue a weird looking alien from the beyond the moon turns up outside your home one day and says they're an explorer from the distant planet Yuria and asks you to teach them what humans and Planet Earth are like I doubt it would be Reese's Pieces and bike rides. What would you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nothanks1 12/04/21 2:40:35 PM #2:	I would direct them to the UK and explain it is called the United States of America and also pretend to be kidnapped there by my employer in the UK and explain that I have a gimmick pretending it's real online on gamefaqs <cite>nothanks1 posted [p:960618599] in What would... [t:79794845]...</cite> <quote>I would direct them to the UK and explain it is called the United States of America and also pretend to be kidnapped there by my employer in the UK and explain that I have a gimmick pretending it's real online on gamefaqs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabrestorm 12/04/21 2:41:58 PM #3:	I would enjoy the ride on their ufo --- No worries no, dilemmas no <cite>sabrestorm posted [p:960618638] in What would... [t:79794845]...</cite> <quote>I would enjoy the ride on their ufo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/04/21 2:42:52 PM #4:	nothanks1 posted... I would direct them to the UK Geez there's no reason to be so cruel to the poor alien, what did they ever do to you? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:960618661] in What would... [t:79794845]...</cite> <quote>nothanks1 posted... </cite> <quote>I would direct them to the UK</quote>Geez there's no reason to be so cruel to the poor alien, what did they ever do to you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 12/04/21 3:17:31 PM #5:	I'd say " holy God damned fuck, did you ever pick the worst possible guide" Then try to explain i am an introvert loser and you better go ask another earthling. <cite>Zikten posted [p:960619449] in What would... [t:79794845]...</cite> <quote>I'd say " holy God damned fuck, did you ever pick the worst possible guide" Then try to explain i am an introvert loser and you better go ask another earthling.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 12/04/21 3:21:24 PM #6:	take them to Golden Corral --- Minimal, yet feature rich. https://imgur.com/bphehs8 <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:960619524] in What would... [t:79794845]...</cite> <quote>take them to Golden Corral </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BilalPowell 12/04/21 3:22:32 PM #7:	Take them to a vegan BBQ --- Former #1 Birmingham Iron Fan. RIP AAF <cite>BilalPowell posted [p:960619547] in What would... [t:79794845]...</cite> <quote>Take them to a vegan BBQ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 12/04/21 3:24:18 PM #8:	Ask them to please wear a mask and stay 6 feet away --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:960619584] in What would... [t:79794845]...</cite> <quote>Ask them to please wear a mask and stay 6 feet away </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame Zero 12/04/21 3:25:01 PM #9:	"Nah, we're going to Walmart" --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame Zero posted [p:960619600] in What would... [t:79794845]...</cite> <quote>"Nah, we're going to Walmart" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/04/21 3:30:42 PM #10:	WilliamPorygon posted... Ask them to please wear a mask and stay 6 feet away Her face is on fire. Not sure what Mask she could wear... --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:960619730] in What would... [t:79794845]...</cite> <quote>WilliamPorygon posted... </cite> <quote>Ask them to please wear a mask and stay 6 feet away</quote>Her face is on fire. Not sure what Mask she could wear... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 12/04/21 3:33:20 PM #11:	Wanna fuck? --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:960619784] in What would... [t:79794845]...</cite> <quote>Wanna fuck? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/05/21 5:57:50 PM #12:	Foppe posted... Wanna fuck? :/ --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:960651069] in What would... [t:79794845]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted... </cite> <quote>Wanna fuck?</quote>:/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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