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BlingBling22947
12/02/21 8:10:19 PM
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The thing cannot clean on its own. I left it on a bare fucking floor and it is stuck. A one room job. I absolutely do not recommend this product to anyone. I only keep the Roomba because I have bonded to it emotionally. It absolutely sucks at its only function.

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Big_Nabendu
12/02/21 8:13:26 PM
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I misread and thought u wrote "I boned it emotionally"


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ApherosyLove
12/02/21 8:14:24 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
I only keep the Roomba because I have bonded to it emotionally.

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BlingBling22947
12/04/21 6:55:29 PM
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Its upsetting because Ive given it a name (Roombert) which endeared it to me.

Now I cant chuck it in the trash.

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Strider102
12/04/21 6:57:13 PM
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You just gotta update the AI matrix.

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divot1338
12/04/21 6:57:28 PM
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Your room has too much shit on the floor. Alternately you need to setup the electronic perimeter things that came with it to prevent it from going into problem areas.

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s0nicfan
12/04/21 6:58:18 PM
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There's one reason to have a roomba:


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ZevLoveDOOM
12/04/21 6:59:56 PM
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you need to upgrade it to a DJ Roomba my guy.

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Fazeo13
12/04/21 7:14:18 PM
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It makes a nice traveling device for cats.
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Homeless_Waifu
12/04/21 7:15:56 PM
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Fazeo13 posted...
It makes a nice traveling device for cats.
Unless it's so fat that the thing won't move anymore!

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BlingBling22947
12/05/21 5:26:03 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Your room has too much shit on the floor. Alternately you need to setup the electronic perimeter things that came with it to prevent it from going into problem areas.

gonna look into it

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ElatedVenusaur
12/05/21 5:32:00 PM
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I feel like a robotsitter for the damned thing. Always getting stuck in random places.

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lilORANG
12/05/21 5:54:56 PM
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I've never once heard someone give a positive review of their roomba lol. People always complaining that they get stuck on furniture or just miss spots.
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Noumas
12/05/21 5:57:45 PM
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Lol bonded to it named it roobert

But yeah this is what I always thought of roombas I never believed that they could actually solve all our vacuuming problems
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Rapid99
12/05/21 6:01:54 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
I misread and thought u wrote "I boned it emotionally"

What do you expect, mother? I'm half machine!

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BlingBling22947
12/07/21 8:05:35 PM
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Noumas posted...
Lol bonded to it named it roobert

But yeah this is what I always thought of roombas I never believed that they could actually solve all our vacuuming problems

Absolutely not. Im buying a real vacuum cleaner. Sick of this.

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SparkClark
12/07/21 8:12:05 PM
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aren't they supposed to "learn" the rooms or something? maybe getting stuck the first few times is part of the process?

i dont really know, i just want to save Roombert. he is now a part of us all

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Irony
12/07/21 8:12:53 PM
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Robot2600
12/09/21 8:15:41 PM
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Irony posted...

destroying that gets you actual experience points

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Homeless_Waifu
12/10/21 11:00:28 AM
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Robot2600 posted...
destroying that gets you actual experience points
Giving RPG a whole new meaning

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Rapid99
12/10/21 11:01:51 AM
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Irony posted...

We're due for a roomba companion in Fallout.

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bigblu89
12/10/21 11:02:53 AM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
It absolutely sucks at its only function.

Ummm

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Laserion
12/10/21 11:13:02 AM
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Mine only has problems with the little front home-detecting knob, that is too tall to go under things that are the right height for the rest of the robot's body. Sometimes it goes under just fine, and sometimes the little knob gets in the way.

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HA4e
12/10/21 11:26:23 AM
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Remember Brave Little Toaster? You can't throw it away because of that.

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divot1338
12/10/21 12:21:24 PM
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HA4e posted...
Remember Brave Little Toaster? You can't throw it away because of that.
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divot1338
12/10/21 12:24:21 PM
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Laserion posted...
Mine only has problems with the little front home-detecting knob, that is too tall to go under things that are the right height for the rest of the robot's body. Sometimes it goes under just fine, and sometimes the little knob gets in the way.
Mine does that under the front of the fridge but I have a three foot long piece of this pipe insulation stuff (donut shaped insulated tube) that I sshove under there that keeps it out.

I should probably get another piece for the wires for the tv and cable too.

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BlingBling22947
12/12/21 3:20:35 AM
#28:


Its a Roomba S9+ named Roombert.

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