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Ermac 12/01/21 7:03:16 PM #1:	I dont get them very often but this morning i was in a rush and the shit was extra sticky, like adhesive paste, so i expected to be a little messy, what i didnt expect was once the shit dried out somehow it tangled some hairs together where they were pulling on my skin when i moved a certain way i tried to undo the knot the quick way, but it was pretty stubborn and really hurt. Had to take to the shower get some hot water on it and scrub it out anyway, is this common thing cause it was weird to me --- We are many, you are but one <cite>Ermac posted [p:960534328] in How offen ... [t:79790249]...</cite> <quote>I dont get them very often but this morning i was in a rush and the shit was extra sticky, like adhesive paste, so i expected to be a little messy, what i didnt expect was once the shit dried out somehow it tangled some hairs together where they were pulling on my skin when i moved a certain way i tried to undo the knot the quick way, but it was pretty stubborn and really hurt. Had to take to the shower get some hot water on it and scrub it out anyway, is this common thing cause it was weird to me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 12/01/21 7:06:16 PM #2:	I've never had a dingleberry and I've been pooping my whole life. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:960534413] in How offen ... [t:79790249]...</cite> <quote>I've never had a dingleberry and I've been pooping my whole life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 12/01/21 7:09:26 PM #3:	I've never had a dingleberry and I have a fairly hairy asscrack. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:960534500] in How offen ... [t:79790249]...</cite> <quote>I've never had a dingleberry and I have a fairly hairy asscrack. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/01/21 7:10:27 PM #4:	I shave my ass a lil and credit card swipe. Then shower --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:960534525] in How offen ... [t:79790249]...</cite> <quote>I shave my ass a lil and credit card swipe. Then shower </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pogo_Marimo 12/01/21 7:23:08 PM #6:	I haven't had a dingleberry in probably a decade, since I started to take my personal hygiene more seriously. --- 'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand. <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:960534854] in How offen ... [t:79790249]...</cite> <quote>I haven't had a dingleberry in probably a decade, since I started to take my personal hygiene more seriously. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 12/01/21 7:26:14 PM #7:	Only time Ive had one is when I had to go outside cause I was miles away from the nearest bathroom. --- Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:960534926] in How offen ... [t:79790249]...</cite> <quote>Only time Ive had one is when I had to go outside cause I was miles away from the nearest bathroom. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OliviaWildThing 12/01/21 7:26:46 PM #8:	I shave down there and have a bidet so never <cite>OliviaWildThing posted [p:960534934] in How offen ... [t:79790249]...</cite> <quote>I shave down there and have a bidet so never </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Patty_Fleur 12/01/21 7:27:34 PM #9:	I always take a shower after doing number 2 so I never get them. I can't feel clean without showering after poop. <cite>Patty_Fleur posted [p:960534957] in How offen ... [t:79790249]...</cite> <quote>I always take a shower after doing number 2 so I never get them. I can't feel clean without showering after poop. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OliviaWildThing 12/01/21 7:29:40 PM #10:	Patty_Fleur posted... I always take a shower after doing number 2 so I never get them. I can't feel clean without showering after poop. you shower 3 times a day? What if youre at work <cite>OliviaWildThing posted [p:960535024] in How offen ... [t:79790249]...</cite> <quote>Patty_Fleur posted... </cite> <quote>I always take a shower after doing number 2 so I never get them. I can't feel clean without showering after poop.</quote> you shower 3 times a day? What if youre at work </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Patty_Fleur 12/01/21 7:32:40 PM #11:	OliviaWildThing posted... you shower 3 times a day? What if youre at work I have never pooped in a public place in my life. I'm 31. I have like a phobia or something. I also wear disposable hpovrs when I wipe my ass. I dont want my hands dirty and I want it as clean as possible before the shower. I try to go once a day every morning. <cite>Patty_Fleur posted [p:960535117] in How offen ... [t:79790249]...</cite> <quote>OliviaWildThing posted... </cite> <quote>you shower 3 times a day? What if youre at work</quote> I have never pooped in a public place in my life. I'm 31. I have like a phobia or something. I also wear disposable hpovrs when I wipe my ass. I dont want my hands dirty and I want it as clean as possible before the shower. I try to go once a day every morning. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Njolk 12/01/21 7:49:45 PM #12:	Now this is the quality content I come to CE for --- Suffering is expecting things to last forever <cite>Njolk posted [p:960535567] in How offen ... [t:79790249]...</cite> <quote>Now this is the quality content I come to CE for </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Son Of Spam 12/01/21 9:54:39 PM #13:	That reminds me of a classic Gamefaqs topic. https://web.archive.org/web/20111013221424/http://asspube.net/ --- 17 years on Gamefaqs, and I still don't have a signature. <cite>Son Of Spam posted [p:960539231] in How offen ... [t:79790249]...</cite> <quote>That reminds me of a classic Gamefaqs topic. https://web.archive.org/web/20111013221424/http://asspube.net/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ermac 12/02/21 3:58:42 AM #14:	Son Of Spam posted... That reminds me of a classic Gamefaqs topic. https://web.archive.org/web/20111013221424/http://asspube.net/ LOL holy shit thats pretty damn similar! Wtf man i feel like we channeled the same energy --- We are many, you are but one <cite>Ermac posted [p:960545647] in How offen ... [t:79790249]...</cite> <quote>Son Of Spam posted... </cite> <quote>That reminds me of a classic Gamefaqs topic. https://web.archive.org/web/20111013221424/http://asspube.net/</quote> LOL holy shit thats pretty damn similar! Wtf man i feel like we channeled the same energy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ving_Rhames 12/02/21 4:06:11 AM #15:	Never. Wash your ass jfc. --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h <cite>Ving_Rhames posted [p:960545717] in How offen ... [t:79790249]...</cite> <quote>Never. Wash your ass jfc. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 12/02/21 4:09:07 AM #16:	My favorite cereal is Cap'n Crunch with Dingleberries --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:960545743] in How offen ... [t:79790249]...</cite> <quote>My favorite cereal is Cap'n Crunch with Dingleberries </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 12/02/21 4:26:46 AM #17:	Dingleberries are normal, whats weird is popcorn, that little skin stuff around the kernel always seems to get caught in a wrinkle around the rim of the anus (so itchy) you gotta go at it with a fingernail not a good time --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:960545926] in How offen ... [t:79790249]...</cite> <quote>Dingleberries are normal, whats weird is popcorn, that little skin stuff around the kernel always seems to get caught in a wrinkle around the rim of the anus (so itchy) you gotta go at it with a fingernail not a good time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocDelicious 12/02/21 4:49:01 AM #18:	Literally never. Never had streaks in my underwear either. Wipe your ass properly. --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. <cite>DocDelicious posted [p:960546107] in How offen ... [t:79790249]...</cite> <quote>Literally never. Never had streaks in my underwear either. Wipe your ass properly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 12/02/21 5:28:16 AM #19:	I use baby wipes every time I go and scrubba dub dub. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:960546437] in How offen ... [t:79790249]...</cite> <quote>I use baby wipes every time I go and scrubba dub dub. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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