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au_gold
11/26/21 12:25:55 AM
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If I didnt know any better, Id think they were the same person.

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SomeLikeItHoth
11/26/21 12:27:07 AM
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LMFAO. That farm boy? Hes a total klutz.

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K181
11/26/21 12:43:57 AM
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Irritable bowel syndrome

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Xethuminra
11/26/21 1:05:58 AM
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One word: Metropolis

What you should really be asking is what that doctor thought he was doing in Arkham! I mean, wow
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BipBapBam
11/26/21 1:06:33 AM
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Have you ever seen Clark Kent and Batman in the same room

I'm just Super Saiyan

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Mistere Man
11/26/21 1:07:03 AM
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I hear he owes him money.

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PoundGarden
11/26/21 1:07:05 AM
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Because he a bitch

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au_gold
11/26/21 11:22:09 PM
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I know its silly, but could you imagine if a nerd like Clark Kent was actually Superman?

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monkmith
11/26/21 11:25:37 PM
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that guy who runs away at the slightest hint of danger?

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008Zulu
11/26/21 11:27:09 PM
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Some people get awkward boners around their idols. It's nothing to be that ashamed of.

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HA4e
11/26/21 11:29:31 PM
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Clark is very nervous of disasters happening and people panicking about, so he goes somewhere more safe and comfortable.

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Shablagoo
11/26/21 11:32:48 PM
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Lol, you serious? Batman is Superman, duh.

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dummy420
11/26/21 11:38:26 PM
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Its because noone cares what Clark is doing then so they dont bother to follow him. Supermans here! He is the one who matters. Not that four eyed Clark.

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Irony
11/26/21 11:39:42 PM
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I've never seen Prince Adam and He-Man in the same room



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Jiek_Fafn
11/26/21 11:40:03 PM
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He's easily afflicted with fear boners so he immediately excuses himself when shit starts going down

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au_gold
11/27/21 12:24:16 AM
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Its weird, though, because he still gets the biggest scoops on Superman before anyone else. I guess hes just that good of a reporter.

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archedsoul
11/27/21 12:33:48 AM
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Quantum displacement.

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Xethuminra
11/27/21 12:38:25 AM
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archedsoul posted...
Quantum displacement.
What, is he, a Lost Boy?
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