Current Events > Could you beat Ronda Rousey in a fight?

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Pepys Monster
11/20/21 2:52:04 PM
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Discuss.

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Proto_Spark
11/20/21 2:54:01 PM
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**** no.
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Brutal_Deluxe
11/20/21 2:56:55 PM
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Easily
Especially if it was only victory by knocking out the other person

I'd even have it streamed for all of CE

and ideally recorded so I can watch it over and over and remember the beating she gives me
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Dusk_
11/20/21 2:57:29 PM
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Yes.

Only dudes her size or smaller have a risk of being beat up by her. Now if it was purely a submission fight, clearly she would win against someone inexperienced.
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skermac
11/20/21 2:58:31 PM
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An average person could not, im average

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FurryPhilosifer
11/20/21 3:00:47 PM
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I probably couldn't beat a tortoise in a fight.

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theAteam
11/20/21 3:01:33 PM
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She would put most this board into a submission hold within 30 seconds

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CommunismFTW
11/20/21 3:04:10 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...
**** no.


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yemmy
11/20/21 3:14:41 PM
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Id fold that bitch up like a sack of potatoes

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trappedunderice
11/20/21 3:20:01 PM
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I lift weights and am an angry person so

yemmy posted...
Id fold that bitch up like a sack of potatoes

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Arcanine2009
11/20/21 3:20:54 PM
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@STEROLIZER well??

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STEROLIZER
11/20/21 5:06:02 PM
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Yes, and I have. She trained at my gym for many years. I'm apart of the Cesar Gracie fight team in NorCal. The thing w/ Ronda is she's still a woman.

She would be rolling w/ 100% effort and me and the other guys would have to dial it down to maybe 25% because of the size and strength disadvantage.

This isn't to say Rousey couldn't just go out and fuck up untrained men with armbars. Training typically beats no training when it comes to grappling -- because if you don't know how to defend an armbar then you wont.

But a trained man vs a trained woman...unless that man is CM Punk...

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STEROLIZER
11/20/21 5:06:18 PM
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I actually have video of this. I'll dig it out later.

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Nukazie
11/20/21 5:06:47 PM
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maybe, i'd like to try

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--Zero-
11/20/21 5:09:55 PM
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Judo throw submission combo to everyone here. Shed rek us all.

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buddhamonster
11/20/21 5:13:40 PM
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People always seem to make the mistake of, Im a man, Im bigger, so me win, when in reality, its more about your level of training.

Size can quickly become irrelevant if you know fuck all about fighting and know even less about grapple defense.

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STEROLIZER
11/20/21 5:14:26 PM
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buddhamonster posted...
People always seem to make the mistake of, Im a man, Im bigger, so me win, when in reality, its more about your level of training.

Size can quickly become irrelevant if you know fuck all about fighting and know even less about grapple defense.

In terms of grappling. Not striking.

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Naysaspace
11/20/21 5:15:40 PM
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anyone who says yes here is an idiot lol

The sheer amount of god-given talent that these people have is off the charts. Even if you train just as hard as her, you'd never win. Probably wouldn't even land a punch

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STEROLIZER
11/20/21 5:35:15 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
anyone who says yes here is an idiot lol

The sheer amount of god-given talent that these people have is off the charts. Even if you train just as hard as her, you'd never win. Probably wouldn't even land a punch

I literally submitted her while going at only 20% speed.

There are a lot of people on CE suffer from an inferiority complex where they all have negative confidence in their abilities to do anything worth wild w/ their lives, and thus just assume that every other person who posts on the site is in the exact same boat, and just as depressed, lonely, and useless as they are.

I was a x2 all-american wrestler. I fought 20 times between 2012-2016. I'm 6'0 235lbs of muscle, and bench 395lbs. We arent all the same man. Being a GameFaqs poster doesn't automatically toss you into some collective hive-mind of inceldom. Go out and find your talent, and go do something with it.

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poop_corn
11/20/21 5:37:09 PM
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No, I'm a fat neckbeard

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Smackems
11/20/21 5:48:01 PM
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Yes but I'd let her beat me up cuz that's HAWT

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Brutal_Deluxe
11/20/21 5:49:06 PM
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I like this guy's gimmick
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K181
11/20/21 5:54:36 PM
#23:


Yes.

I'm taller than her, heavier than her, am muscular, and have a good deal of fighting training as an ex-boxer.

Same as really good high school boy teams or average men's collegiate teams can beat women's Olympic teams in basketball and hockey. There's that much of a strength difference between men and women that I'm confident that a nobody like me could beat her.

The average lard ass keyboard warrior would get their ass handed to them, though.

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SauI_Goodman
11/20/21 5:55:40 PM
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Itd be interesting if it was grappling only. I love me some judo, wrestling and bjj. She has tons of grappling experience. I dont have much experience in the striking arts. Tkd but 20 years ago lol.

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Vegy
11/20/21 6:01:42 PM
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Hoodroar
11/20/21 6:10:08 PM
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She's beaten untrained dudes before, so no.

Naysaspace posted...
Even if you train just as hard as her, you'd never win.

In most cases that's unlikely. She would generally struggle with any random dude she actually trained with.
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Arcanine2009
11/20/21 6:32:57 PM
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STEROLIZER posted...
I literally submitted her while going at only 20% speed.

There are a lot of people on CE suffer from an inferiority complex where they all have negative confidence in their abilities to do anything worth wild w/ their lives, and thus just assume that every other person who posts on the site is in the exact same boat, and just as depressed, lonely, and useless as they are.

I was a x2 all-american wrestler. I fought 20 times between 2012-2016. I'm 6'0 235lbs of muscle, and bench 395lbs. We arent all the same man. Being a GameFaqs poster doesn't automatically toss you into some collective hive-mind of inceldom. Go out and find your talent, and go do something with it.
So.. you're saying you're Flash Thompson and Rousey is MJ?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cD0fdVnKwmM

Alright then... How about this. In a one on one boxing cage match between you and Logan Paul, who do you think would win?


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creativerealms
11/20/21 6:42:35 PM
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Hell no.

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Kakapo
11/20/21 6:46:08 PM
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Nah, Im a weakling with a gimpy hand

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STEROLIZER
11/20/21 8:44:41 PM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
So.. you're saying you're Flash Thompson and Rousey is MJ?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cD0fdVnKwmM

Alright then... How about this. In a one on one boxing cage match between you and Logan Paul, who do you think would win?

Well, I can already beat him in wrestling and that's his base. But he probably does beat me in straight up boxing.

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E_S_M_Z
11/20/21 10:41:53 PM
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STEROLIZER posted...
I actually have video of this. I'll dig it out later.

Ever find that video?

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ElatedVenusaur
11/20/21 10:44:20 PM
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I would probably have had a chance pre-HRT, given that I was much longer and stronger, but she is a skilled fighter and I can't fight for beans.
Now that I don't have much of a strength edge, I would get annihilated lol.

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AwesomeFawful
11/20/21 10:45:11 PM
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Proto_Spark posted...
**** no.


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Arcanine2009
11/21/21 4:31:51 AM
#34:


STEROLIZER posted...
Well, I can already beat him in wrestling and that's his base. But he probably does beat me in straight up boxing.
Alright then, no holds bar cage match. Anything goes, but no weapons. You're at his mansion fighting him in the first house (see below video).

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WjKzcIey7es

Who ever gets knocked out wins. He starts on the super Saiyan mural side and gets to use one 10mg Adderall as a performance boost.

If you win, you get double the money, staff job, and the cool bus. If you lose, you're fired, and get the Drive of Shame back to your house on the cool bus by his bouncer.

Do you accept??

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Jiek_Fafn
11/21/21 5:40:08 AM
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I'm dramatically stronger. Significantly less skilled. I'm probably eating a bunch of hits, so there's the possibility of her winning but ive most likely got this. I've rolled with trained women before and a lot of stuff you can just overpower.

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Vyrulisse
11/21/21 5:41:18 AM
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No but it would be hot to be twisted up by her

Naked

With oil

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STEROLIZER
11/21/21 6:49:40 AM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
Alright then, no holds bar cage match. Anything goes, but no weapons. You're at his mansion fighting him in the first house (see below video).

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WjKzcIey7es

Who ever gets knocked out wins. He starts on the super Saiyan mural side and gets to use one 10mg Adderall as a performance boost.

If you win, you get double the money, staff job, and the cool bus. If you lose, you're fired, and get the Drive of Shame back to your house on the cool bus by his bouncer.

Do you accept??

I win. As of right now I probably take some damage getting him to the ground but eventually submit him. It wont be easy.

Two years from now he probably murders me. He takes this seriously, and hes not even close to his prime yet.

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STEROLIZER
11/21/21 6:54:00 AM
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E_S_M_Z posted...
Ever find that video?

It will take some digging to find. However I did find this training session. The guy rolling with her at 10% speed is my coach, Gilbert Melendez

https://youtu.be/gY59Y6VDNhI

Im pretty busy with work stuff lately. Tag me around X-Mas Ill go into my old phone and grab it if Im not busy. Its on Board 212 somewhere.

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Protopet
11/21/21 10:49:59 AM
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I had a guy try to tell me Ronda could take current day Mike Tyson.

As for me, I have no idea, but I'm going to say no.

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YellowSUV
11/21/21 2:17:41 PM
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Gladius_ posted...
People severely underestimate how much of a disadvantage woman are against men. The top female athletes (ranked 1-5) usually can't compete against the top 200-500 males in similar competitions. This is the biological difference. Even the 200-500 range is being generous.

This. Rousey weighs 134lbs according to Wikipedia. I find it very believable there are men on this board who could beat her in the fight just by overpowering her, even though they are less skilled. Also remember, there is a reason there are weight classes in wrestling and boxing.

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TheHoldSteady
11/21/21 2:24:19 PM
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She'd break my arm.

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pogo_rabid
11/21/21 2:46:11 PM
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I want her to beat me up and turn me into her little pogchamp

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mybbqrules
11/21/21 2:55:46 PM
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Judo throw submission combo to everyone here. Shed rek us all.
I'm 6"4 and weigh 385. If she can judo throw me when I'm actively trying to prevent her from judo throwing me she deserves to win.

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ViewtifulGrave
11/21/21 3:25:58 PM
#45:


Naysaspace posted...
anyone who says yes here is an idiot lol

The sheer amount of god-given talent that these people have is off the charts. Even if you train just as hard as her, you'd never win. Probably wouldn't even land a punch
How does this even make sense? Im 62 179 lbs. youre telling me that if trained for years just as hard as her Id still lose? Why?

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pinky0926
11/21/21 3:29:45 PM
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Ce has a lolable idea of their own athleticism

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STEROLIZER
11/21/21 5:16:10 PM
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ViewtifulGrave posted...
How does this even make sense? Im 62 179 lbs. youre telling me that if trained for years just as hard as her Id still lose? Why?

That guy suffers from CE Self Esteem, which basically dictates that because he hangs out on CE and considers himself a loser, it means everyone else who posts here must be just like him -- they can't be any different, or else they wouldn't be here.

I've seen hundreds of people on this godforsaken forum fall into this trap of what is basically hivemind-like "learned hopelessness."

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STEROLIZER
11/22/21 4:39:38 AM
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CanadianMafK
11/22/21 6:14:06 AM
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Sterilizer shut the fuck up. Go brag in the mirror like a normal ego driven chud.
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Wii_Shaker
11/22/21 6:44:38 AM
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Absolutely not. Even though she's the same height as me and I have years of boxing and martial arts training she'd still whoop my ass.

She really is a monster.

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