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LeoRavus
11/13/21 6:10:10 PM
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kill him.

My katana is real and I paid like $500 for it 15 years ago. He has some whack machete that he charged me with.

Now he's accusing me of wanting to kill him. We were just playing of course, but now he's mad and won't talk to me.

I would never chop his head off lol. That's just stupid. How do I make him trust me at this point.

We're both drunk. And no, I would never kill anyone especially my family. Jesus Christ.

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ModLogic
11/13/21 6:19:42 PM
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Smackems
11/13/21 6:20:32 PM
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Your brother must learn BUSHIDO

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Chicken
11/13/21 6:20:40 PM
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Ummm seek help, bro.

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Flauros
11/13/21 6:22:11 PM
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LeoRavus
11/13/21 6:33:30 PM
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Flauros posted...
pics of the katana



Sorry bro but my room is a mess from my ebay shit.

But this is my blade.

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Guide
11/13/21 6:34:55 PM
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The blade's not live, right? Just show him the edge is too dull to really cut.

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__aCEr__
11/13/21 6:35:26 PM
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Brother, while you were hacking your way through the jungle, I was studying the blade.

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Chicken
11/13/21 6:35:36 PM
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Someone post something silly for when this topic becomes evidence for TC killing his brother.

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Ving_Rhames
11/13/21 6:36:00 PM
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Machete>Katana

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ultimate reaver
11/13/21 6:36:25 PM
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just totally normal things

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Touch
11/13/21 6:37:36 PM
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Just tell your brother he's lucky because you're actually more dangerous without your katana than with it

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LeoRavus
11/13/21 6:38:03 PM
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Guide posted...
The blade's not live, right? Just show him the edge is too dull to really cut.

Dude it's seriously sharp. I'm not sure if they can even sell them like this anymore lol

I'm ready for battle. But I'd never hurt my bro.

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rodu_jr
11/13/21 6:38:08 PM
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what make is the katana?
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FL81
11/13/21 6:38:40 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
I just had a machete/samurai sword fight with my brother
LeoRavus posted...
My katana is real
LeoRavus posted...
We're both drunk


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Guide
11/13/21 7:34:29 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
Dude it's seriously sharp. I'm not sure if they can even sell them like this anymore lol

I'm ready for battle. But I'd never hurt my bro.
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itachi15243
11/13/21 7:54:53 PM
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Yeah, umm this is fucked up

I don't know how you got into a blade fight with your brother, but it's pretty reasonable for him to think that.

Like you don't "play" like that. That's like throwing a knife at, or firing a gun in someone's general direction and telling them that you were just fucking around. No matter how sure you could possibly be it wouldn't hit, you just don't fucking do that shit.

Also, this.

__aCEr__ posted...
Brother, while you were hacking your way through the jungle, I was studying the blade.

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thronedfire2
11/13/21 7:57:24 PM
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https://youtu.be/zFlRTMw0r7E?t=20

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LeoRavus
11/13/21 8:13:46 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
Yeah, umm this is fucked up

I don't know how you got into a blade fight with your brother, but it's pretty reasonable for him to think that.

Like you don't "play" like that. That's like throwing a knife at, or firing a gun in someone's general direction and telling them that you were just fucking around. No matter how sure you could possibly be it wouldn't hit, you just don't fucking do that shit.

Also, this.


Lol bro this made me laugh.

We're fine. He yelled at me and took my sword. I can't get it back from him now.

I just ordered some Dominos and we're chilling.

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Heartomaton
11/13/21 8:17:49 PM
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@Machete

You were in a fight.

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LeoRavus
11/13/21 8:25:57 PM
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Itachi157 posted...
Unless your katana was forged in Japan by a swordsmith its not real.


Bitch please this thing is surgical grade.

I ordered it from Japan years ago. I could kill a motherfucker quick.

Not that I would....just saying.

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HA4e
11/13/21 8:32:04 PM
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Just tell him you were holding back and could've smoked his ass in a single stroke just by unsheathing and sheathing your sword real quick.

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LeoRavus
11/13/21 8:42:42 PM
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HA4e posted...
Just tell him you were holding back and could've smoked his ass in a single stroke just by unsheathing and sheathing your sword real quick.

I did lol. He's sitting on it now and refuses to let me touch it.

I really think he thought I would kill him. I'll wait for him to pass out and put it back in my bedroom.


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ModLogic
11/13/21 8:42:55 PM
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Itachi157 posted...
Unless your katana was forged in Japan by a swordsmith its not real.
lol weebs actually believe this tho

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LeoRavus
11/14/21 12:19:48 AM
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ModLogic posted...
lol weebs actually believe this tho

This post made me laugh.

He's snoring now and I fetched it from under his ass. He probably won't remember any of this in the morning.

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Zikten
11/14/21 12:41:46 AM
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Why are you playing with a real sword while drunk?
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DirectedVerdict
11/14/21 12:42:50 AM
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MrKapowski
11/14/21 12:43:50 AM
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Is it a Hattori Hanzo?

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DirectedVerdict
11/14/21 12:44:50 AM
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LeoRavus
11/14/21 12:55:18 AM
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Zikten posted...
Why are you playing with a real sword while drunk?

It was just fun. I also play with fireworks while drunk.

Sometimes that's the best time to do that sort of thing. As long as you're safe with it.

Oh, and I bought a baby emerald tree boa last night after we watched a video on them. $800. I'll post a pic of it when it comes in. The breeder said it'll be here by December. lol

Man I was fucked up.

This isn't mine exactly but it'll look like this:



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