Current Events > Dwayne Johnson On Why He Pees In A Water Bottle At The Gym

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Suikoden420
11/12/21 6:37:53 PM
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The bottles are then used as tomorrows pre workout

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Chicken
11/12/21 6:40:41 PM
#53:


Dont big guys like him take mad huge dumps? How can their gyms not have bathrooms

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Jiek_Fafn
11/12/21 6:43:53 PM
#54:


This would also explain why Terry Crews is so keen on Amazon. It's just normal super gym bro behavior.

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Tyranthraxus
11/12/21 6:47:47 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
sounds illegal for a business to not have a bathroom

It's only illegal if they're serving food. GameStop doesn't have to provide you a bathroom.

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Lil_Bit83
11/12/21 7:55:20 PM
#56:


Tyranthraxus posted...
It's only illegal if they're serving food. GameStop doesn't have to provide you a bathroom.
Well surely for their employees

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Tyranthraxus
11/12/21 7:57:27 PM
#57:


Lil_Bit83 posted...
Well surely for their employees
Yes it's provided for the employees obviously but it's not for customers.

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KneeOnBest
11/12/21 9:25:56 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
Just checked it out lol

My favorite part is how absolutely gigantic his depiction of his penis is lmao

KneeOnBest posted...
Post it


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Ivany2008
11/12/21 9:31:35 PM
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I'm pretty sure he's said that he brings his gym wherever he goes. So it doesn't surprise me that these movie lots don't have a bathroom readily available for him. Though I do question why he doesn't bring a porta-potty as well, or at the very least have a trailer.
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Kloe_Rinz
11/12/21 9:56:29 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
It's only illegal if they're serving food. GameStop doesn't have to provide you a bathroom.
sounds like a scam or incredibly cheap-shit

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Blue_Target
11/12/21 10:05:35 PM
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Perascamin
11/12/21 10:07:47 PM
#62:


He pees in a water bottle because he's afraid that somehow people will collect his urine and expose him for all the steroids he takes

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Tyranthraxus
11/12/21 10:28:24 PM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
sounds like a scam or incredibly cheap-shit
Sounds like the rock is fucking jacked so nobody here can really argue with his methods cause they get results.

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Savoots
11/12/21 10:30:34 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
I'm guessing he works out a lot on set with a portable gym and would have to leave the general area to go to a portopotty or back to his trailer smelling like a dead frog.

This.

He has a portable gym that he pays people to put together, and is transported by truck.

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Solid Snake07
11/12/21 10:31:52 PM
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Bro you're worth hundreds of millions of dollars. Go to a gym with a bathroom

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Savoots
11/12/21 10:32:59 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Bro you're worth hundreds of millions of dollars. Go to a gym with a bathroom

Savoots posted...


He has a portable gym that he pays people to put together, and is transported by truck.


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skermac
11/12/21 10:33:59 PM
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Doe posted...
Weird

very

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Solid Snake07
11/12/21 10:35:21 PM
#68:


Savoots posted...
This.

He has a portable gym that he pays people to put together, and is transported by truck.


Then set up your gym somewhere with a bathroom

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St0rmFury
11/12/21 10:35:48 PM
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Is he planning to sell them?

Asking for a friend.

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rideshort
11/12/21 10:39:14 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
God, I wish I was that water bottle.

Golden shower? You're nasty.

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Robot2600
11/12/21 10:42:15 PM
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Does he shit in a cardboard box?

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Kloe_Rinz
11/13/21 2:54:02 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Sounds like the rock is fucking jacked so nobody here can really argue with his methods cause they get results.
Dont care about his results cause the gyms he go to are shadey cheap scum
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Kloe_Rinz
11/13/21 2:54:48 AM
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Savoots posted...
This.

He has a portable gym that he pays people to put together, and is transported by truck.
Its not exactly portable if you need to rent a truck and pay other people to cart it around for you

its like saying a house is portable if you get one of those manufactured ones they ship via truck
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ApherosyLove
11/13/21 3:01:49 AM
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Honestly, after that Terry Crews commercial with Amazon, I thought The Rock was gonna segue this to talking about how working at Amazon isn't bad and neither is peeing in bottles.

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Scarecrow17
11/13/21 7:10:32 AM
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Id piss in a bottle if I could at the gym, too.

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toadfan64
11/13/21 7:18:45 AM
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On his Instagram he posts a lot in his home/portable gym, so I'd imagine that doesn't have the means for a bathroom really.
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Null_Gain
11/13/21 8:22:27 AM
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He poops in a slow cooker, maybe

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Tyranthraxus
11/13/21 9:43:12 AM
#78:


Kloe_Rinz posted...
Its not exactly portable if you need to rent a truck and pay other people to cart it around for you

its like saying a house is portable if you get one of those manufactured ones they ship via truck
That's exactly what a portable / mobile home is.

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Rapid99
11/13/21 9:48:43 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
You have no idea how much power is concentrated in Rock urine collected while the specimen is undergoing exertion.

SK8T3R215 posted...
The Rock stands in the squat rack in a pool of milk pissing into a mangled Poland Spring bottle for 45 minutes.

8f9g43k8ku7335p posted...
Next up: Why Dwayne drinks his own pee out of a water bottle at the gym

Pogo_Marimo posted...
God, I wish I was that water bottle.

DrizztLink posted...

This is the hardest I've laughed at a CE topic in weeks.

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RoseLuck2X22462
11/13/21 9:51:25 AM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
What kind of gym doesn't have a bathroom?

Sounds like very shady ones

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rynobot
11/13/21 10:45:45 AM
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Null_Gain posted...
He poops in a slow cooker, maybe
I'm thinking a KFC bucket.

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AirFresh
11/13/21 10:49:36 AM
#82:


Simple fact: There is nothing wrong with using bottles to conveniently piss in. I will stand by this.

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DrizztLink
11/14/21 2:27:00 AM
#83:


SK8T3R215 posted...
The Rock stands in the squat rack in a pool of milk pissing into a mangled Poland Spring bottle for 45 minutes.
You continue to watch, awestruck and knowing that unfathomable events are afoot.

The bottle is only 500 mL.

The stream does not slow.

He has been pissing for forty minutes.

The stream does not slow.

Surely a bottle so mangled could hold not a cup.

The stream does not slow.

Black spots are dancing across your vision when Dwayne finally sighs and places the cap on the bottle.

As he sets it aside, the bottle evokes a sense of immense weight, constricted multiverses and all of their potential straining against the innocuous boundary.

Take care in the springs of Poland, my son.

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ApherosyLove
11/14/21 3:26:08 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Take care in the springs of Poland, my son.
Your tag absolutely checks out. Wat a fantastic post btw

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dom316
11/14/21 4:03:53 AM
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This reeks of trying to hide someone testing his urine.

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Null_Gain
11/14/21 5:27:05 AM
#86:


rynobot posted...
I'm thinking a KFC bucket.

Yes

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Solid Snake07
11/14/21 5:37:56 AM
#87:


dom316 posted...
This reeks of trying to hide someone testing his urine.


?

He's not an athlete. And anyone who thinks he isn't on enhancers doesn't know wtf they're talking about.

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UnfairRepresent
11/14/21 5:38:26 AM
#88:


Hayame Zero posted...
What gyms that he's going to don't have bathrooms?


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bknight
11/14/21 6:18:49 AM
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If only guys had the ability to pee anywhere, in a bush, against a wall, off an oil refinery in the middle of the ocean.
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indica
11/14/21 7:01:35 AM
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Nemu posted...
That context needs a lot more context.
Yeah, like if there's no bathroom is he just pulling out his dick in public and sticking it in a bottle?

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SergeantGander
11/14/21 7:11:15 AM
#91:


indica posted...
Yeah, like if there's no bathroom is he just pulling out his dick in public and sticking it in a bottle?
This is what I was curious about.

Just hides in the corner I guess.

He is 100% in a warehouse powerlifting gym, but even then as the Rock I'd be afraid someone would call cops and try to sue you for harassment or make up some story to make some $$$.

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DirkDiggles
11/14/21 7:13:54 AM
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I pee in a bottle when Im driving. Whats the difference?
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indica
11/14/21 7:15:46 AM
#93:


DirkDiggles posted...
I pee in a bottle when Im driving. Whats the difference?
You're not surrounded by people...
SergeantGander posted...
This is what I was curious about.

Just hides in the corner I guess.

He is 100% in a warehouse powerlifting gym, but even then as the Rock I'd be afraid someone would call cops and try to sue you for harassment or make up some story to make some $$$.
Right? That's indecent exposure--he could be put on a sex offender watch list

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DrizztLink
11/15/21 11:53:25 PM
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Kami_no_Kami
11/16/21 12:19:49 AM
#95:


So you can squeeze water from a rock

Anyway, does his portable gym have a obscured area so he can pee in a bottle? And, if hes going that far, why not just bring a portapotty with him too?
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DJquackquack
11/16/21 12:21:15 AM
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I feel like hes answering a question that nobody asked

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