Current Events > Batman with time to plan vs the entire Bat family

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Batman has had ample time to plan but he is up against Batwoman, Nightwing, Robins (Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Damien Wayne, that ginger chick Robin no-one likes or remembers), Batgirls (non crippled Barbara Gordan and Blonde chick from om Batman and Robin),Alfred, Bullock, Cassandra Caine, Talia Al Ghul, Terry McGuiness, Catwoman, that dude who fixes the Batmobile whose name I forget and Lucious Fox.



Who wins?

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Look up the Batman-Who-Laughs on the DC wikia he pretty much did this

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Vultis_Zales posted...

Look up the Batman-Who-Laughs on the DC wikia he pretty much did this

I know he pretty much took on the entire Justice League

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UnfairRepresent posted...

I know he pretty much took on the entire Justice League

So not really much of a question then is it?

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3PiesAndAFork posted...

So not really much of a question then is it?

You make Stan Lee sad

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Batman With Time To Plan is actually one of the weakest versions of the character.

The iconic moment that's supposed to cement his strategic brilliance is the Tower of Babel arc. But disregarding that most of his plans there were either inefficient or just stupid, the simple fact remains that Batman didn't have a plan for the very common event of cyber crime. Two-factor authentication could've really saved the day there.

Let's also consider the time where Bruce Wayne created George Orwell's sexiest nightmare with Brother Eye, only for that to get hijacked by Checkmate.

Or the time his brilliant plan for definitively ending all crime in Gotham, which, again, got hacked by somebody else, only for them to attempt the plan themselves and botch it.

You see, people think Batman With Time To Plan is some sort of god-tier entity capable of soloing the entire, publisher-multiversal superhero cosmology. But in reality, Batman With Time To Plan is nothing more than a common, chronically-masturbating nerd fantasizing about dumb shit like "who would win in a fight between Mr. Freeze and Wonder Woman".

And to cap it all off, let's re-emphasize that all his great plans fail. That's the entire point. For all his Alex Jones brand paranoia, not a single one of Batman's "ultimate plans" have worked.

Meanwhile, across the river over in Delaware (yes, Delaware, I'm not joking), Chad Superman is plowing his smoking hot mommy-dom reporter wife, toppling galaxy-ending threats in the amount of time it takes Lois to finish a cigarette.

Fuck Batman.

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Kim_Seong-a posted...

Batman With Time To Plan is actually one of the weakest versions of the character.

The iconic moment that's supposed to cement his strategic brilliance is the Tower of Babel arc. But disregarding that most of his plans there were either inefficient or just stupid, the simple fact remains that Batman didn't have a plan for the very common event of cyber crime. Two-factor authentication could've really saved the day there.

Let's also consider the time where Bruce Wayne created George Orwell's sexiest nightmare with Brother Eye, only for that to get hijacked by Checkmate.

Or the time his brilliant plan for definitively ending all crime in Gotham, which, again, got hacked by somebody else, only for them to attempt the plan themselves and botch it.

You see, people think Batman With Time To Plan is some sort of god-tier entity capable of soloing the entire, publisher-multiversal superhero cosmology. But in reality, Batman With Time To Plan is nothing more than a common, chronically-masturbating nerd fantasizing about dumb shit like "who would win in a fight between Mr. Freeze and Wonder Woman".

And to cap it all off, let's re-emphasize that all his great plans fail. That's the entire point. For all his Alex Jones brand paranoia, not a single one of Batman's "ultimate plans" have worked.

Meanwhile, across the river over in Delaware (yes, Delaware, I'm not joking), Chad Superman is plowing his smoking hot mommy-dom reporter wife, toppling galaxy-ending threats in the amount of time it takes Lois to finish a cigarette.

Fuck Batman.

Lmfao

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