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UnfairRepresent
11/11/21 6:34:59 AM
#1:


Who do you save?



You're in your son's apartment complex one day when the entire building catches fire.

Someone left Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince for the Wii on for 20 days straight and it created a blaze that has consumed the building.

Your son is helplessly trapped under debris and you start trying to free him when he says

"No.. leave me! Save my wife! She's trapped in the bathroom. *cough* *splutter * please I beg you...she's everything... forget about me.. Save her.. ple- *cough cough*"

Then he loses consciousness. The bathroom has been blocked from the outside by debris too so it's impossible for his wife to get out of it unless you clear all of it.

Then you hear her shrill voice yelling from the bathroom:

"You heard him! It's about time that lousy git got something right for once. Come on then you cretin! I'm literally dying in here! Hurry up! Get me out of here already! God you're all so fucking useless It's untrue."

The flames are intensifying by the minute. You have enough time to free your son and carry him out or free the wife but not both.

By the time you did one it'll be too late for the other.

You don't have much time to make your decision!




How do you react?
What do you do?

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Turbam
11/11/21 6:36:11 AM
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Cool pig

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g0ldie
11/11/21 6:36:39 AM
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save him, and be like, "sorry man, it was too late for her"

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Gobstoppers12
11/11/21 6:36:54 AM
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Turbam posted...
Cool pig


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Smashingpmkns
11/11/21 6:37:18 AM
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UnfairRepresent
11/11/21 6:42:18 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Cool pig
It's mean to refer to his wife that way :(

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pikachupwnage
11/11/21 6:44:05 AM
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Fuck that Thot. Saving my Son.


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The_Korey
11/11/21 6:49:41 AM
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Never even wanted a son. I ain't saving this simp just so he kan mope around for the rest of his life and blame me for not saving that bitch. Save myself.

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UnfairRepresent
11/11/21 7:14:43 AM
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The_Korey posted...
Never even wanted a son. I ain't saving this simp just so he kan mope around for the rest of his life and blame me for not saving that bitch. Save myself.
is it really simping if it's his wife?

it'll be simping if it's a girl he has a crush on but once you're married I think it's just love

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BloodMoon7
11/11/21 7:23:07 AM
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Ok son, I'll smash your wife, it's what you would want.

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NeoShadowhen
11/11/21 7:32:00 AM
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g0ldie posted...
save him, and be like, "sorry man, it was too late for her"

This.

The_Korey posted...
...just so he kan mope around for the rest of his life and blame me for not saving that bitch.

I thought of this. Ill take my chances.

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The_Korey
11/11/21 10:35:37 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
is it really simping if it's his wife?

it'll be simping if it's a girl he has a crush on but once you're married I think it's just love

You say that as if simps wouldn't love to get with whoever they're showering with attention and money. I say getting hitched to a thot that doesn't give much of a fuck about you beyond what you provide makes you an even bigger simp.

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UnfairRepresent
11/11/21 10:53:13 AM
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The_Korey posted...
You say that as if simps wouldn't love to get with whoever they're showering with attention and money. I say getting hitched to a thot that doesn't give much of a fuck about you beyond what you provide makes you an even bigger simp.
Then aren't like most married men simps?

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Guerrilla Soldier
11/11/21 10:58:26 AM
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save the pig

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NecroFoul99
11/11/21 11:25:05 AM
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g0ldie posted...
save him, and be like, "sorry man, it was too late for her"

With her final dying breathshe insults my son who is choosing to sacrifice himself for her.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
11/11/21 11:33:18 AM
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Save my son and tell him that I tried to save his wife but could not so I saved him instead.

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The_Korey
11/11/21 11:38:21 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Then aren't like most married men simps?

Most married men are with gold diggers and other one-sided relationships?

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UnfairRepresent
11/11/21 11:51:19 AM
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Who said this woman is a gold-digger?

We just said she was annoying. Maybe she's just really confident, blunt and assertive and your son respects and is attracted to that?

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The_Korey
11/11/21 12:06:17 PM
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*everyone's about to die in a fire*

"You heard him! It's about time that lousy git got something right for once. Come on then you cretin! I'm literally dying in here! Hurry up! Get me out of here already! God you're all so fucking useless It's untrue."


UnfairRepresent posted...
Maybe she's just really confident, blunt and assertive and your son respects and is attracted to that?

Simp intensifies

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3PiesAndAFork
11/11/21 12:09:49 PM
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With her attitude I'd be tempted to leave her even if I could save both of them.

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UnfairRepresent
11/11/21 12:36:12 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
With her attitude I'd be tempted to leave her even if I could save both of them.
Jeez dude, this isn't a Call Me Kevin video.

She'll literally die if you don't save her.

You think being a rude jerk warrants death?

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The_Korey
11/11/21 2:45:31 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
She'll literally die if you don't save her.

You think being a rude jerk warrants death?

Whether or not she deserves death is up in the air, but what she objectively does not deserve is my help.

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BloodMoon7
11/11/21 3:51:43 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Jeez dude, this isn't a Call Me Kevin video.

She'll literally die if you don't save her.

You think being a rude jerk warrants death?
She's a little bit more than a rude buster the way you wrote her. She's abusive. This is an abusive relationship you wrote, she's not "confident and assertive". If anything she seems pretty insecure (and stupid) if she can't stop insulting people when she's literally going to die. I'm not saying she deserves to die but I'm not not saying it. Abusive people can go hug a wild pibble.

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UnfairRepresent
11/11/21 4:05:13 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
. I'm not saying she deserves to die but I'm not not saying it.
wut

BloodMoon7 posted...
She's a little bit more than a rude buster the way you wrote her. She's abusive. This is an abusive relationship you wrote, she's not "confident and assertive". If anything she seems pretty insecure (and stupid) if she can't stop insulting people
This may or may not be true, it's up to interpretation

But how does it make her a gold digger? Or the son a simp? Which was the discussion

Let's assume they're married and have a healthy sex life. Is it still simping at that point just because the female is the dominant one in the relationship?

That seems like a sexist attitude to me. I feel like if it was a gay male couple no one would call the son a simp or the husband a gold digger.

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BloodMoon7
11/11/21 4:05:57 PM
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He's a simp.

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RchHomieQuanChi
11/11/21 4:08:15 PM
#26:


Save the fire

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3PiesAndAFork
11/11/21 4:08:54 PM
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I'd leave her because she's making my son's life a living hell and treating him like shit. Fuck her.

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The_Korey
11/11/21 4:30:46 PM
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The_Korey posted...
with gold diggers and other one-sided relationships?

You keep centering on diggers as if you missed this part of the sentence.

UnfairRepresent posted...
That seems like a sexist attitude to me. I feel like if it was a gay male couple no one would call the son a simp or the husband a gold digger.


The hell? I don't kare if it's an axolotl married to a tri-gendered squirrel. Seems everyone here but you kan recognise a toxic (one-sided at best) relationship, in which the lesser has no problem with because he's a simp.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
11/11/21 4:49:36 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
I'd leave her because she's making my son's life a living hell and treating him like shit. Fuck her.
Wave to her as fire engulfs her laughing as she burns before getting your son and getting the hell out of there.

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Big_Nabendu
11/11/21 4:51:00 PM
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Save the pig AFTER the fire cooks him

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008Zulu
11/11/21 4:55:40 PM
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She livestreamed the wedding to her simps, and talked over the officiate. He contributions to society would be limited. Blood is my blood.

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Lokison
11/11/21 4:58:44 PM
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Save son, tell him (lie to him) after that I did everything I could to try and save her, but I heard her catch fire and die before I could clear all the debry.

He'll be fine.

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Unsugarized_Foo
11/11/21 4:59:04 PM
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Do I get to bang her since shes stuck in the drier? What's she want out of this

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UnfairRepresent
11/11/21 5:19:42 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Wave to her as fire engulfs her laughing as she burns before getting your son and getting the hell out of there.
She's stuck in the bathroom

She won't see you wave. You'd have to wave to a pile of debris and awkwardly say "I'm waving to you! ... Just so you know." out loud

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
11/11/21 5:21:08 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
She's stuck in the bathroom

She won't see you wave. You'd have to wave to a pile of debris and awkwardly say "I'm waving to you! ... Just so you know." out loud
Thats still ok, atleast we know fire will kill her and she will not make my son suffer any longer.

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sparky2658
11/11/21 5:27:29 PM
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Didn't read the article. I save my son first. I'm selfish, sue me.
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UnfairRepresent
11/11/21 5:33:15 PM
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sparky2658 posted...
Didn't read the article
Erm..

This didn't actually happen....

I hope O_o

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UnfairRepresent
11/13/21 7:00:27 AM
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Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Do I get to bang her since shes stuck in the drier?

No, she's stuck in the bathroom
What's she want out of this


to live

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gamestunner
11/13/21 8:34:12 AM
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Save son of course.
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OwlRammer
11/13/21 8:38:01 AM
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is there a stray dog around somewhere I can pick up, go in the building, then walk out with and say I saved the dog from the building?

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Grinderpug
11/13/21 9:01:43 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
Fuck that Thot. Saving my Son.


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gamestunner
11/13/21 12:02:55 PM
#42:


It really goes down to, save my child or save the other parents child.

I'm saving mine. Sorry not sorry.
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