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Naysaspace
11/10/21 4:52:56 PM
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Florida man arrested, accused of hitting mom on the head with corn cob


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Big_Nabendu
11/10/21 4:54:32 PM
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Florida man accuses dog of shooting girlfriend in leg



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Daniel_Berkhart
11/10/21 5:06:04 PM
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Florida Man Threatens to Kill Neighbors With Machete Named Kindness

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Irony
11/10/21 5:08:27 PM
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Florida Man Arrested for DUI While Lemur and Wallaby Escape from Truck During Traffic Stop


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Zaltera
11/10/21 5:08:49 PM
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Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer

Florida man breaks into woman's home to pet family cat

FLORIDA MAN ELUDES LAW ENFORCEMENT IN RAWLINS POLICE VEHICLE WHILE HANDCUFFED

Florida man threw live gator in Wendy's drive-thru window, police say

Florida man previously accused of burning girl now accused of pouring boiling water on toddler

Central Florida man wielding sword sets fire in roadway, floods booking office after arrest: report

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Ratchetrockon
11/10/21 5:10:50 PM
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Police: Florida Man Attacked Family With Samurai Sword

Florida Man Arrested After Calling 911 for Booze and Ice Cream


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Kiyune
11/10/21 5:11:12 PM
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Florida Man Arrested for Giving Wet Willy

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MFBKBass5
11/10/21 5:11:53 PM
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Uhhhh

Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to Stop Himself From Raping Women': Police


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Were_Wyrm
11/10/21 5:11:59 PM
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Your not getting my birthdate that easy hackers

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armandro
11/10/21 5:13:30 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
Your not getting my birthdate that easy hackers
came here to warn people too

this is one of the oldest tricks in dabook

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spikethedevil
11/10/21 5:15:01 PM
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What could anyone do with just your birthday? Unless youre dumb enough to use it as your password.

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Naysaspace
11/10/21 5:16:12 PM
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armandro posted...
came here to warn people too

this is one of the oldest tricks in dabook
You realize you don't have to google the year, right?

If you think this is exposing oneself then you are probably actually really bad at protecting your personal information.

i mean, i'm not even sure if paranoia for the sake of paranoia is any worse than a gross misunderstanding of how personal data is used

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KawiKa
11/10/21 5:16:44 PM
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Florida man high on flakka has sex with a tree and calls himself Thor.

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Naysaspace
11/10/21 5:17:10 PM
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moreover, CE topics purge after what, 12 hours? so dum lel

Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries teaching it a lesson by throwing it on roof of bar


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spikethedevil
11/10/21 5:17:37 PM
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Florida man pulls gun on Police chiefs daughter over cream cheese at Starbucks, police say


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Heartomaton
11/10/21 5:19:08 PM
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Florida man rigged door to attempt to electrocute pregnant wife.

Fuckin' yikes.

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Smiffwilm
11/10/21 5:30:01 PM
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Florida man accused of masturbating in Walmart toy section turns himself in

At least he came on his own.

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bigtiggie23
11/10/21 5:52:30 PM
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Naked Florida Man drives with wires on penis.
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mybbqrules
11/10/21 5:58:53 PM
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Florida man wakes up to find burglar sucking his toes

Florida man rides airboat on neighborhood streets

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Pandamonic
11/10/21 5:58:53 PM
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Florida man charged with attempted murder after failed marriage proposal

Pretty tame for Florida Man

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CapnMuffin
11/10/21 5:59:55 PM
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Florida man shot outside bar after rejecting shot inside bar

Sounds like the setup for a joke.
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Slayer_22
11/10/21 6:00:24 PM
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Sheriff, report: Naked Florida man stole, crashed sheriffs office cruiser

That's not as good as it could be.
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Pandamonic
11/10/21 6:00:37 PM
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Florida man on meth attacks mattress looking for girlfriends lover hiding inside, police say

This is on my best friend's birthday, wtf, that's way better than mine!

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Zano
11/10/21 6:01:20 PM
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Florida Man Trying To Kill "Demons" Tormenting Him Went On Sledgehammer Spree

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DespondentDeity
11/10/21 6:05:20 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Police: Florida Man Attacked Family With Samurai Sword

Florida Man Arrested After Calling 911 for Booze and Ice Cream

We have the same birthday

Florida man accused of attacking multiple family members with katana sword

Florida man on meth attacks mattress looking for girlfriends lover hiding inside, police say

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CornPop
11/10/21 6:05:22 PM
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"Florida Man Prompts Evacuation at Taco Bell After Bringing Grenade He Found While Fishing."

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Ratchetrockon
11/10/21 6:13:09 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
We have the same birthday

Florida man accused of attacking multiple family members with katana sword

Florida man on meth attacks mattress looking for girlfriends lover hiding inside, police say

nice!

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