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The_Dan_Haren
11/09/21 7:50:35 AM
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She's a 7/10, her body is an 8/10. She works out and clearly squats.

She told me she won't tell anyone and it'll stay between me and her. She said she thinks I'm super cute and can't stop thinking bout fucking me, so she wants to get it out of her system.

You can't even make this stuff up.
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Turbam
11/09/21 7:51:00 AM
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Cool

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trappedunderice
11/09/21 7:51:56 AM
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Sure hoth, sure.
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12amMadman
11/09/21 7:52:47 AM
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And then you woke up etc.

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Lairen
11/09/21 7:53:43 AM
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Your reation: Post about it on a video game sites social board.

Uh, fuck her?

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Fam_Fam
11/09/21 7:54:04 AM
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The_Dan_Haren posted...
She's a 7/10, her body is an 8/10. She works out and clearly squats.

She told me she won't tell anyone and it'll stay between me and her. She said she thinks I'm super cute and can't stop thinking bout fucking me, so she wants to get it out of her system.

You can't even make this stuff up.

i disagree
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The_Dan_Haren
11/09/21 7:57:34 AM
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Lairen posted...
Your reation: Post about it on a video game sites social board.

Uh, fuck her?

I'm married with 2 kids. She knows that. Thats why she keeps reassuring that she won't tell anyone.
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Lairen
11/09/21 7:58:26 AM
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The_Dan_Haren posted...
I'm married with 2 kids. She knows that. Thats why she keeps reassuring that she won't tell anyone.

Pause. This changes everything.

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bulletproofvita
11/09/21 7:59:50 AM
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The_Dan_Haren posted...
I'm married with 2 kids. She knows that. Thats why she keeps reassuring that she won't tell anyone.
yikes, Mr. Bond

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Kloe_Rinz
11/09/21 8:01:41 AM
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The_Dan_Haren posted...
You can't even make this stuff up.

true. Nobody has ever lied on the internet before
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The_Dan_Haren
11/09/21 8:06:54 AM
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Its just one of those things where I'm exactly her type, so she's drooling over me and not hiding it.
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Kloe_Rinz
11/09/21 8:07:33 AM
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You already sold us in your opening post, you dont need to drive it home
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Lairen
11/09/21 8:08:18 AM
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Shes at fault for pursuing a married guy as she has nothing to lose and guys make bad decisions over sex.

Dont do it unless you dont care much about your marriage and it being a shitty thing to do.

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monkmith
11/09/21 8:09:04 AM
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Lairen posted...
Pause. This changes everything.
no it doesn't, fuck up your imaginary life because of a fake woman TC, then come back and spin us a tale about the ensuing train wreck.

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sauceje
11/09/21 8:09:37 AM
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The_Dan_Haren posted...
I'm married with 2 kids. She knows that. Thats why she keeps reassuring that she won't tell anyone.
Yike(s)

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
11/09/21 8:10:49 AM
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The_Dan_Haren posted...
You can't even make this stuff up.
This seems quiet easy to make up

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The_Dan_Haren
11/09/21 8:22:38 AM
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She's always bending over infront of me. She added me on snapchat and is sending me spicy stuff on there.

I haven't put the hard brakes on any of this yet. But I also haven't led her on either. I've been neutral.
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CornPop
11/09/21 8:24:58 AM
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Is she over 25?

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DrizztLink
11/09/21 8:27:08 AM
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The_Dan_Haren posted...
You can't even make this stuff up.
Yes, this mildly adult conversation is just beyond the ken of mortals.

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The_Dan_Haren
11/09/21 8:27:29 AM
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CornPop posted...
Is she over 25?

She's 26, I'm 32
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Lairen
11/09/21 8:51:30 AM
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The_Dan_Haren posted...
She's always bending over infront of me. She added me on snapchat and is sending me spicy stuff on there.

I haven't put the hard brakes on any of this yet. But I also haven't led her on either. I've been neutral.

Ive been letting her get me excited so i can go home horny thinking of her and bang my wife. Everyone wins here.

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Demon1050
11/09/21 9:10:14 AM
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I was about to post wtf are you doing, go jump on that ass.

Married and two kids though. HELL NO dude. This kind of shit always goes south and guess what happens? Four lives ruined, the two kids being the biggest victims. I know you care about them so don't even think about it man.

You'll have to make a firm stand with her and let her know it's not happening. She will probably still chase you because girls want what they can't have but maybe if you're firm enough she'll hopefully get the message. She should be ashamed of herself trying to ruin a family.
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pinky0926
11/09/21 9:11:48 AM
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Demon1050 posted...
I was about to post wtf are you doing, go jump on that ass.

Married and two kids though. HELL NO dude. This kind of shit always goes south and guess what happens? Four lives ruined, the two kids being the biggest victims. I know you care about them so don't even think about it man.

You'll have to make a firm stand with her and let her know it's not happening. She will probably still chase you because girls want what they can't have but maybe if you're firm enough she'll hopefully get the message. She should be ashamed of herself trying to ruin a family.
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You are responding seriously to a hoth topic

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
11/09/21 9:12:41 AM
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Report her to HR for sexual harassment.

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The_Dan_Haren
11/09/21 9:27:48 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
You are responding seriously to a hoth topic

Who is hoth
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Lairen
11/09/21 9:31:14 AM
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Demon1050 posted...
if you're firm enough she'll hopefully get the message.

Not sure if this is the right advice.....

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Ivany2008
11/09/21 9:31:33 AM
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What I've found, and this is just my experience here, is that women want what they cannot have. Not all of them, but a lot of them. The first time I got a gf a lot of women who didn't even notice me started being flirty with me. I didn't even tell them I had a girlfriend, its just something they know instinctively.

I'm nice to a coworker as I am to everyone I work with, and she'll start flirting back, even if she has a boyfriend. Now, I'm no 10. I'm at most a 7 on a good day, I'm out of shape, have slightly discolored teeth, which I can't whiten thanks to a minor allergy to fluoride(and years of eating junk food didn't help), and my skincare could be a lot better. Some people mistake kindness for taking an interest in them.

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kelemvor
11/09/21 9:40:50 AM
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Demon1050 posted...
I was about to post wtf are you doing, go jump on that ass.

Married and two kids though. HELL NO dude. This kind of shit always goes south and guess what happens? Four lives ruined, the two kids being the biggest victims. I know you care about them so don't even think about it man.

You'll have to make a firm stand with her and let her know it's not happening. She will probably still chase you because girls want what they can't have but maybe if you're firm enough she'll hopefully get the message. She should be ashamed of herself trying to ruin a family.
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Assuming this is real, which it probably isn't (girls are never that forward, especially these days), you don't know how their marriage is. Some couples are fine with their spouses having side pieces if they are discreet.

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The_Dan_Haren
11/09/21 10:44:14 AM
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I'm a very social guy at work. I joking around with everyone. I don't think I'm flirting but I guess I can see how some people can see it as subtle flirting.
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Gobstoppers12
11/09/21 10:45:43 AM
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The_Dan_Haren posted...
I've been neutral.
Then you should divorce your wife, because you're basically cheating on her already.

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Machete
11/09/21 10:45:58 AM
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trappedunderice posted...
USER INFO: THE_DAN_HAREN
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Sure hoth, sure.

everyone is hoth, except for hoth

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AceAttorneyist
11/09/21 10:52:33 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Then you should divorce your wife, because you're basically cheating on her already.

I suppose you think watching porn is cheating as well lmao

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Smashingpmkns
11/09/21 10:54:31 AM
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Ask your wife if you can have sex with this woman
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yemmy
11/09/21 10:56:56 AM
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monkmith posted...
no it doesn't, fuck up your imaginary life because of a fake woman TC, then come back and spin us a tale about the ensuing train wreck.

Lol

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Gobstoppers12
11/09/21 10:58:49 AM
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AceAttorneyist posted...
I suppose you think watching porn is cheating as well lmao
No, but letting another woman make passes at you and act flirtatious without setting her straight is the same as condoning it. I consider it to be cheating if you're just letting it happen, doubly so if you come to gamefaqs to talk about it as if you're not sure what to do.

You're either faithful to your wife, or you're not. There aren't any gray areas here.

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Dakimakura
11/09/21 11:03:04 AM
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This 1 girl at work said she wanted 2 fuck so Im like Im married but Whatuva ima chad u know. Mid way through breeding this 10/10 bitch, my penis falls right off. Chick is like I dont need u nemore and left and took my pet cat flutters. Now I gotta explain 2 da wife y flutters gone lol.

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Ivany2008
11/09/21 11:09:43 AM
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The_Dan_Haren posted...
I'm a very social guy at work. I joking around with everyone. I don't think I'm flirting but I guess I can see how some people can see it as subtle flirting.

All I can say is that from one social person to another, you have to be careful. I had an incident at my job where a 17 year old co-worker mistook my being polite for being interested in her, I'm 35. I had to set her straight, and sometimes someone that young doesn't quite get why its a bad thing.
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Jefejonny
11/09/21 11:13:29 AM
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Dakimakura posted...
This 1 girl at work said she wanted 2 fuck so Im like Im married but Whatuva ima chad u know. Mid way through breeding this 10/10 bitch, my penis falls right off. Chick is like I dont need u nemore and left and took my pet cat flutters. Now I gotta explain 2 da wife y flutters gone lol.
Lol

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sktgamer_13dude
11/09/21 11:15:22 AM
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Did this happen at your imaginary doctor job too?
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Waifu-man
11/09/21 11:15:39 AM
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TC, I was supposed to be her successor!

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Unite
11/09/21 12:06:40 PM
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If you have small d or premature everyone at work will find out.
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Jiek_Fafn
11/09/21 12:10:53 PM
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What happened to your other account?

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V-E-G-Y-
11/09/21 12:24:09 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper
11/09/21 12:38:12 PM
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Who else but HOTH?

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yemmy
11/09/21 12:42:16 PM
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Everyone hating, like what if this dude was for real and was diving in that wet wet right now?

How would that make you feel?

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brestugo
11/09/21 12:44:32 PM
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She'll fuck you alright.

She'll wreck your marriage, have your wife take the house, car and kids and then leave you with an STD. You're fucked!

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Lairen
11/09/21 12:44:58 PM
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yemmy posted...
Everyone hating, like what if this dude was for real and was diving in that wet wet right now?

How would that make you feel?

And she was texting his wife about it during.

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