Current Events > Jim Stephanie Sterling - "60% of GameFAQs users have no SOs"

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Jagr_68
11/06/21 8:25:51 PM
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The common image of the average GameFAQs community member is that of an adolescent, perpetually lonely, squirty little virgin who makes nightly love to his cardboard cut-out of Nathan Drake. According to an anonymous (obviously) poll set up by the site, that image has now been proven to be a scientific fact.

The poll gaged the relationship status of 79268 GameFAQs users and the results were conclusive. 42.35% of users have never had a significant other, while 25.28% are currently single, but attest to having had one in the past. 14.55% are in a non-serious relationship, 9.15% are engaged, and a mere 8.67% are married.

In related news, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

https://www.destructoid.com/60-of-gamefaqs-users-dont-have-girlfriends/

That number is fucking generous, especially now lmao

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Slayer_22
11/06/21 8:27:17 PM
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I don't think Jim should brag considering what they've said about they're own S/O.
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What_
11/06/21 8:30:31 PM
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. At least 90
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CyricZ
11/06/21 8:30:44 PM
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Imagine a time where we got 80,000 polled.

Now we're lucky to break 10k.

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cousinvini
11/06/21 8:31:03 PM
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Normalize being single.
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Chicken
11/06/21 8:31:17 PM
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Do bodypillows count?

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Trumble
11/06/21 8:31:54 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
79268 GameFAQs users

Does this many users even exist?

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BloodMoon7
11/06/21 8:33:13 PM
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They targeted gamers.

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Dakimakura
11/06/21 8:34:49 PM
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Chicken posted...
Do bodypillows count?

Yes

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brotrrwinner
11/06/21 8:35:00 PM
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Between a cut-out of Nathan Drake and Jim's wife, I'll take the cut-out

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MacadamianNut3
11/06/21 8:37:36 PM
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daum

fucking bodied

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UnholyMudcrab
11/06/21 8:42:55 PM
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Solar_Crimson
11/06/21 8:45:37 PM
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Trumble posted...
Does this many users even exist?
Yes.

11 years ago.

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segasaturn
11/06/21 8:48:57 PM
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I have to admit as much of an annoying shit licker Jim is, his statement here still holds up to this day.

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Jagr_68
11/06/21 8:50:58 PM
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Deuceswild posted...
Adolescent lol

Change that to middle aged.

Fucking ouch

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Blue_Inigo
11/06/21 8:55:08 PM
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Bruh this is ELEVEN YEARS OLD

And still true

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CalosiaTana
11/06/21 8:59:23 PM
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My Megumi kun waifu boby pillow loves me and sterling will shut up and like it

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armandro
11/06/21 9:20:49 PM
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I'm that 60%

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Kolibri X
11/06/21 9:28:59 PM
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https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCWCw2Sd7RlYJ2yuNVHDWNOA

Still bleeding thousands of subscribers a month.

In related news, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Error1355
11/06/21 9:29:44 PM
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Esrac
11/06/21 9:32:37 PM
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Big words from a fat, grotesque, british blob of a thing.
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Umbreon
11/06/21 9:33:01 PM
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You're posting an article older than some accounts here.....

I mean, it's still true, but why bring it up now?

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Murphiroth
11/06/21 9:33:08 PM
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The funniest thing about this is the idea that GameFAQS cares about Uncharted and Nathan Drake.

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Esrac
11/06/21 9:33:42 PM
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Error1355 posted...

What I get for not clicking the link.

But still.
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ExtremeLuchador
11/06/21 9:41:25 PM
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Some folks can't meet women while working 70 hours per week to keep their rental dump.

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toreysback
11/06/21 9:45:16 PM
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i think the marriage rate has gone up since then - i talk to a lot of married people on this dying websight

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ChocoboMog123
11/06/21 9:45:34 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
Jim's an actual cuck iirc

So yeah lol
What's better, watching your SO get nailed while you enjoy or not having an SO because you can't get one?

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Joeydollaz
11/06/21 9:46:06 PM
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what

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Gobstoppers12
11/06/21 9:47:41 PM
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ExtremeLuchador posted...
Some folks can't meet women while working 70 hours per week to keep their rental dump.
Sounds like somebody needs to consider relocating. If your rent is higher than ~$900 a month for a single bedroom, you're living in an area that's way too expensive.

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Gobstoppers12
11/06/21 9:48:30 PM
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ChocoboMog123 posted...
What's better, watching your SO get nailed while you enjoy or not having an SO because you can't get one?
I would choose the latter, personally. I don't think I'd be able to live with myself if I were into that sort of thing.

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Shadowplay
11/06/21 9:49:10 PM
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ChocoboMog123 posted...
What's better, watching your SO get nailed while you enjoy or not having an SO because you can't get one?
The people without girlfriends could get one someday, but Jim Sterling will always be a cuck.

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Middle hope
11/06/21 9:52:51 PM
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What i want to know about they/them is how they managed to find a bull to fuck his wife. She was a bigger ham beast than prepatch Jim was. Like, a literal caricature of what a Tumblrina would be

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ExtremeLuchador
11/06/21 9:58:54 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Sounds like somebody needs to consider relocating. If your rent is higher than ~$900 a month for a single bedroom, you're living in an area that's way too expensive.
Rents are climbing everywhere. I'm not talking about my situation but I know others in it.

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nexigrams
11/06/21 11:31:35 PM
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Wow, what a dick. Did they have some feud with gamefaqs going on at the time or what? Just being a a dick for the sake of being a dick?

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420TwiZtiD420
11/07/21 12:06:49 AM
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I'm an 8%er

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trappedunderice
11/07/21 12:18:11 AM
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Or Stephanie Sterling now I still like her reviews even though they did Zhang He dirty buy selling his claws back as dlc.
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Scotty_Rogers
11/07/21 12:20:48 AM
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This was posted 11 years ago. I don't think Sterling is as big of a loser now.

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lurknomore
11/07/21 12:21:24 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Sounds like somebody needs to consider relocating. If your rent is higher than ~$900 a month for a single bedroom, you're living in an area that's way too expensive.
Some pretty limited options there...
https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/average-rent-by-state

The average monthly rent for a one-bedroom apartment in 2020 was $1,098 a month. The United States is facing an affordable housing crisis.
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Zodd3224
11/07/21 12:26:36 AM
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Gobstoppers12
11/07/21 12:26:39 AM
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lurknomore posted...
The average monthly rent for a one-bedroom apartment in 2020 was $1,098 a month. The United States is facing an affordable housing crisis.
Yeah, that's really fucking high. My apartment is $625 a month, has a fully equipped kitchen (including dishwasher), a spacious living room, a reasonable bedroom, bathroom, three closets, and a basement storage unit.

It's all about the region.

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lurknomore
11/07/21 12:37:48 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Yeah, that's really fucking high. My apartment is $625 a month, has a fully equipped kitchen (including dishwasher), a spacious living room, a reasonable bedroom, bathroom, three closets, and a basement storage unit.

It's all about the region.
Well congrats, you may live in one of a whopping 3 states with an average rent below 700.

More just pointing out that is not the norm.
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Gobstoppers12
11/07/21 12:39:54 AM
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lurknomore posted...
Well congrats, you live in one of a whopping 3 states with an average rent below 700
Nah, according to that map the average is $830.

You have to realize that the average isn't the minimum; you can find things cheaper just like you can find things more expensive.

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dave_is_slick
11/07/21 12:47:27 AM
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Trumble posted...
Does this many users even exist?
That's what I'm wondering!

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trappedunderice
11/07/21 12:49:11 AM
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I like Jim Sterling
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