Current Events > Go to subway but put everything on it

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The Subway diet was basically eating a small sub and starving yourself for the rest of the day.
Subway even had to put a disclaimer on their ads that they didn't endorse this diet, lol.

Cheese drinking

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i watched the jared thing recently. two 6 inches a day, morning and evening i assume. do-able if you hate being fat enough.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvzw7MOFhQo

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MacadamianNut3 posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvzw7MOFhQo

"You wouldn't eat an entire pizza by yourself"

Looooool

*posts numerous those epic laughing gifs*

Salad Dodging

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I worked at subway once and a woman came in with orders for her while office and one said "everything" which I usually took to mean all the standard/free veggies, but this chick, clearly confused was like "well I don't wanna disappoint so I guess we should literally do everything" so that rank ass sandwich had mayo, lite mayo, southwest sauce, hot sauce, guacamole, parmesean, vinegar, oil, ranch, plus the veggies. It was a soggy mess when i stuffed it in that bag and I always think back to that and wish I knew what the recipient of that sandwich thought. ,
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Dr. Robotnik lookin

KlRBY!

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lard gargling

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Crisco bathing

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part bus

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This meme is forever funny

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