Current Events > Would you like a traditional burial?

Topic List
Page List: 1
UT1999
10/31/21 3:35:57 PM
#1:


would you? yeah i mean like buried in the ground with a gravestone like is traditionally done in most cases, etc.....


eh ?

---
"Sometimes they even attack wounded foxes"
... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam
10/31/21 3:37:15 PM
#2:


Nah, burn me and use my ashes to draw a thick anime girl getting gangbanged by fat dudes

---
~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~
I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs
... Copied to Clipboard!
Njolk
10/31/21 3:47:56 PM
#3:


I don't care

I'll be dead

---
Suffering is expecting things to last forever
... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman
10/31/21 3:48:35 PM
#4:


Just throw me in the trash.

---
https://imgur.com/hslUvRN
When I sin I sin real good.
... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead
10/31/21 3:48:46 PM
#5:


Leave me where I fall.

---
In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems
10/31/21 3:49:03 PM
#6:


Burn me and snort me bby mmm

---
Common sense charged before shipping - some dude
... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove
10/31/21 3:56:40 PM
#7:


They push my body off to sea and Burt Reynold shoots a flaming arrow on my casket to set it alight.

---
I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.
https://imgur.com/YTIL81T
... Copied to Clipboard!
UT1999
10/31/21 3:59:06 PM
#8:


ApherosyLove posted...
They push my body off to sea and Burt Reynold shoots a flaming arrow on my casket to set it alight.
isn't burt reynolds no longer living?

---
"Sometimes they even attack wounded foxes"
... Copied to Clipboard!
#9
Post #9 was unavailable or deleted.
skermac
10/31/21 4:04:59 PM
#10:


Njolk posted...
I don't care

I'll be dead

this

---
To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive
... Copied to Clipboard!
Norman_Smiley
10/31/21 4:06:23 PM
#11:


I've got 20 acres I want to be buried on with a broad leaf maple tree planted on top of me.

---
https://imgur.com/BVBQC
The big wiggle equals ratings.
... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove
10/31/21 4:08:57 PM
#12:


UT1999 posted...
isn't burt reynolds no longer living?
Oh shit you're right. Sorry I've been watching a lot of Archer recently.

I change my arrowman to Kurt Russel.

---
I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.
https://imgur.com/YTIL81T
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses
10/31/21 4:11:00 PM
#13:


Southernfatman posted...
Just throw me in the trash.
Quit being dependent on others. You climb into that trash yourself when you feel like you're about to die. Millennials, always wanting other people to do everything for them.

---
Name checks out
"I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought
... Copied to Clipboard!
Spiritlittle
10/31/21 4:12:08 PM
#14:


Cremate my ass. How the fuck anyone is comfortable being buried under the ground for eternity baffles me.

---
Official Fujin of the Mortal Kombat 11 board. Trails of Cold Steel is the most underappreciated JRPG series ever.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Spiritlittle
10/31/21 4:12:27 PM
#15:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Quit being dependent on others. You climb into that trash yourself when you feel like you're about to die. Millennials, always wanting other people to do everything for them.
*Zoomers.

---
Official Fujin of the Mortal Kombat 11 board. Trails of Cold Steel is the most underappreciated JRPG series ever.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses
10/31/21 4:14:11 PM
#16:


Spiritlittle posted...
*Zoomers.

There's no zoomers here. I was just placing a bet on the best odds.

---
Name checks out
"I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought
... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee
10/31/21 4:17:31 PM
#17:


I want to be preserved like a mummy and put into my own sarcophagus.
---
Fire tempers iron and temptation steels the just
... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon
10/31/21 4:19:34 PM
#18:


Give me a burial at sea.

---
Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002
10/31/21 4:21:38 PM
#19:


I don't really care, but if cost wasn't an issue, I'd like to be shot out of the solar system and into deep space.


---
They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn
But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses
10/31/21 4:22:39 PM
#20:


PMarth2002 posted...
I don't really care, but if cost wasn't an issue, I'd like to be shot out of the solar system and into deep space.

Your insurance only covers you being shot into Mexico.

---
Name checks out
"I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought
... Copied to Clipboard!
UT1999
10/31/21 4:23:08 PM
#21:


PMarth2002 posted...
I don't really care, but if cost wasn't an issue, I'd like to be shot out of the solar system and into deep space.
why do you want that , though?

So none of you guys believe in the afterlife?

---
"Sometimes they even attack wounded foxes"
... Copied to Clipboard!
Pandamonic
10/31/21 4:26:50 PM
#22:


I'll need to be flushed down the drain because I'll die in my bathtub so the only thing they'll find of me is soup.

---
...it's a very rare incantation to be sure. Only used in lost ancient arts and magics such as wrestling...
... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon
10/31/21 4:27:26 PM
#23:


UT1999 posted...
So none of you guys believe in the afterlife?

I do, but what does your physical body have to do with that? The body is just a shell for the soul, if you believe in such things.

---
Black Lives Matter. ~DYL~ (On mobile)
12-18-19 and 01-13-21: Times Donald Trump has officially been impeached.
... Copied to Clipboard!
#24
Post #24 was unavailable or deleted.
#25
Post #25 was unavailable or deleted.
#26
Post #26 was unavailable or deleted.
Prismsblade
10/31/21 5:01:41 PM
#27:


I'd prefer a raw burial if anything, no fancy casket, tombstone, graveyard or any such nonsense. In a secluded location of my choosing choosing beforehand.

Frankly cemeteries in my opinion are a waste of land and resources.

---
3DS FC:3368-5403-9633 Name: Kaizer
PSN: Blackkaizer
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz
10/31/21 5:03:07 PM
#28:


Bury me with my money
... Copied to Clipboard!
CyricZ
10/31/21 5:03:36 PM
#29:


Cremate me and scatter my ashes over Linda Rondstat.

---
CyricZ He/him
... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury
10/31/21 5:10:04 PM
#30:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1eNW7GG_Q8

---
just another freak in the freak kingdom
... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen
10/31/21 5:11:31 PM
#31:


Njolk posted...
I don't care

I'll be dead


---
Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist
... Copied to Clipboard!
AldousIsDead
10/31/21 5:13:13 PM
#32:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Your insurance only covers you being shot into Mexico.
Arriba!

---
In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity.
... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl
10/31/21 5:14:00 PM
#33:


Unless by traditional you mean in a pit covered with a pyramid of rocks, no. Cremate me and distribute my ashes. Use them to smite thine foes. Pocket sand, etc.

---
tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi
... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar
10/31/21 5:19:39 PM
#34:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Your insurance only covers you being shot into Mexico.

"Fly, si?"

Anyway, when I kick the bucket, people can just dispose of my body in the cheapest and preferably environment-friendliest way possible. I estimate that by that time, a few more ways of disposing of human corpses will have been approved than are currently legally available.

---
One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.
... Copied to Clipboard!
MiIkMan
10/31/21 5:21:36 PM
#35:


No. Land should not be wasted on cemeteries.


---
Milk, man.
<< Protect society from the emotions of ugly people >>
... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b
10/31/21 5:24:27 PM
#36:


Stick explosives up my corpses butthole and blow me to smithereens.

I don't wanna come back as a zombie.
---
Save for your doomed future
... Copied to Clipboard!
Glob
10/31/21 5:52:36 PM
#37:


Being buried costs a fortune over here and I've been to loads of funerals but never somebody being buried. It just isn't that common anymore.

As for me, I don't really care what happens to me when I die but I don't want my loved ones to be burdened with unnecessary costs so I'd prefer they do a combination of something that's cheap but helps them feel better about the whole thing.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1