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Damn_Underscore
10/31/21 11:19:59 AM
#1:


https://gfycat.com/tallsafebarracuda

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SiO4
10/31/21 11:21:35 AM
#2:


...Jesus
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Shablagoo
10/31/21 12:23:41 PM
#3:


lol u and vegy both made dis topic

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Damn_Underscore
10/31/21 4:31:35 PM
#4:


bump

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Damn_Underscore
11/01/21 9:05:05 AM
#5:


TIFU by not kissing a girl at a college football game on national television.

(This happened yesterday)

Also, throwaway since I don't want IRL friends finding my account

So there's a video going around of the Wake vs. Duke football game of a girl leaning in to kiss a guy and him not returning the kiss, and looking away. It's on r/therewasanattempt, and currently on r/popular, as well as trending on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter.

That guy is me.

I have gotten texts from high school friends I haven't talked to in years, random college classmates, and my sister and mom who have all seen that video, and I'm gonna take this brief moment of internet fame to explain what actually happened.

Basically, I've been talking to this girl for a while and we just started dating about a week ago. I tell her she should come to the Wake game since we are undefeated and will probably win. She says yes. We go with a group of friends, and we are having a great time. Throughout the game we are flirting, hugging, kissing a little bit, etc. We also do this thing where one of us leans in for a kiss, and the other person leans away, which is an inside joke between the two of us. So, we do our little inside joke thing, and unbeknownst to us, we are being recorded.

After the game, I find I'm on the wake forest old row Instagram page, and within the hour I'm on the official old row page. Then, I'm on TikTok, Twitter, and apparently Reddit too.

Just to clarify a few things:

  1. She did not get rejected, we were just playing around
  2. We did not know we were being recorded
  3. If you want proof, check our TikTok accounts (hhhhggggllll and sandx.lop)
  4. It was also her first (maybe last?) college football game
Anyway, the internet is full of horrible people and I haven't done any work this weekend, so I'm gonna go do that now. Peace

TL;DR I didn't kiss a girl at a football game and now I'm paying the price.

edit: I'm using a throwaway so people don't read my post history, not to hide my identity, for all those asking.



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