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Smackems
10/30/21 10:39:26 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...


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Yefoloogi
10/30/21 10:39:46 PM
#302:


Lmao^

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CanuckCowboy
10/30/21 10:42:42 PM
#304:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Thats pretty fitting for some holiday in cambodia


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Smackems
10/30/21 10:43:05 PM
#305:


Woozul posted...
hes so photogenic!
And fuzzy and lovey and I wanna pet the SHIT outta him

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/30/21 10:45:12 PM
#307:


If I had to guess, I would say Joes Ferret is ripping out all the copper from the walls for booze money right now.

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CanuckCowboy
10/30/21 10:48:36 PM
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=)

It wouldnt be overstating it to say hes been an incredible boost to my mental health since Ive had him. Sometimes when Im in the worst kind of mood he starts attacking my legs over and over and for a moment i get mad, but eventually its just hilarious and it snaps me out of it every time. It starts off like "Walter fuck off dont do that right now" but he's like "Im biting your calves non stop till you laugh, bitch."

And I always do eventually.


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MabusIncarnate
10/30/21 10:54:33 PM
#309:


Cayuga ducks are cool, maybe I'll get some of these.



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CanuckCowboy
10/30/21 10:56:37 PM
#310:


wtf those are neat.

Wood ducks are cool as shit too.

Ive never seen them up here till the last couple summers and I had no idea what they were when I first saw them.



They rent native to here I dont think but theyve been showing up lately.

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Johnny_Nutcase
10/30/21 10:57:24 PM
#311:


Ohhh shit they're radioactive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF3mlQm8UjM

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CanuckCowboy
10/30/21 11:02:16 PM
#312:


Walter is all in on some bone thugs / notorious b.i.g. now and he wouldnt even stand in front ot the screen when I set him down in front of a ramones video. Hes jumping up for just about anything and was just running off when I was playing some ramones. I even tried playing pet cemetery and he still didnt get into it.

Ill get you for this smackems.

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MabusIncarnate
10/30/21 11:04:34 PM
#313:


CanuckCowboy posted...
wtf those are neat.

Wood ducks are cool as shit too.

Ive never seen them up here till the last couple summers and I had no idea what they were when I first saw them.



They rent native to here I dont think but theyve been showing up lately.
That's an amazing looking bird, wonder if I could get one or if they aren't domesticated.

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Smackems
10/30/21 11:04:35 PM
#314:


Can I kidnap Walter for like an hour and pet the fuck out of him and give him back

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CanuckCowboy
10/30/21 11:06:32 PM
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Here is something completely different for you fuckers. I used to play this guy when I worked in radio and if this is his actual youtube channel he didnt take off, but I met him a couple times and he was cool as shit and this it like... its fucking trad country rap and I dont gaf what you say he actually makes it work.

Not as good as that one drinking and driving song but I cant find that.

https://youtu.be/8l6W0IK7YV4

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TreyFlowers
10/30/21 11:09:44 PM
#316:


Eat shit Houston

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Yefoloogi
10/30/21 11:10:00 PM
#317:




This my olllld boi Mr Higgins

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TreyFlowers
10/30/21 11:11:09 PM
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Here's puffy mouthed P, as we call her

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CanuckCowboy
10/30/21 11:12:00 PM
#319:


MabusIncarnate posted...
That's an amazing looking bird, wonder if I could get one or if they aren't domesticated.

Good point. I have no idea but itd be neat if they are domesticated. Their territory is weird.

I get them coming where I am... but wtf are those saskatoon or whatever ones thinking?




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Smackems
10/30/21 11:12:07 PM
#320:


Yefoloogi posted...


This my olllld boi Mr Higgins

TreyFlowers posted...


Here's puffy mouthed P, as we call her


GIMME THOSE

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JimCarrysToe
10/30/21 11:12:19 PM
#321:


Guys what should i do with the ketchup fountain? The contest seems to be completely dead now.

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Stewman_Magoo
10/30/21 11:13:36 PM
#322:



Phee

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Pandamonic
10/30/21 11:14:35 PM
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Damn, all these cats are awesome :D

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CanuckCowboy
10/30/21 11:14:45 PM
#324:


Mr Higgins and Pia are some fucking nice looking kitties.



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JimCarrysToe
10/30/21 11:14:46 PM
#325:




Mia nap!

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Smackems
10/30/21 11:15:19 PM
#326:


Stewman_Magoo posted...

Phee
Looks like she's saying "please let Smack pet me"

JimCarrysToe posted...
Guys what should i do with the ketchup fountain? The contest seems to be completely dead now.
I'm actually outta ketchup and need some

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CanuckCowboy
10/30/21 11:15:40 PM
#327:


Stewman_Magoo posted...

Phee

So many awesome kitties!


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Smackems
10/30/21 11:16:35 PM
#328:


JimCarrysToe posted...


Mia nap!
I want her to nap on muh lap

My Smokey kitten is running around playing with my Yufa doofa



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JimCarrysToe
10/30/21 11:17:08 PM
#329:


Tiny void! So cute

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CanuckCowboy
10/30/21 11:17:20 PM
#330:


JimCarrysToe posted...


Mia nap!

That kitty is groovy af.

I love how she has the stripes on her head and shoulders and her back legs exclusively


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CanuckCowboy
10/30/21 11:18:47 PM
#331:


Walter would protec smokey so hard.

But if smokey got big walter might kill him too. He doesnt fuck with that student kills the master shit.

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Smackems
10/30/21 11:19:53 PM
#332:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Walter would protec smokey so hard.

But if smokey got big walter might kill him too. He doesnt fuck with that student kills the master shit.
Smokey just wants to play, sleep on my shoulder, poot, and eat crab

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CanuckCowboy
10/30/21 11:22:28 PM
#333:


Im johnny caaaaash when Im drinkin
Im the clash when Im thinkin
Im mad max when im drivin
Mike diamond if Im rhymin
Im humphrey bogart when im smokin
Bob marley when Im tokin
And in bed when Im dreamin?
Im a guitar sling demon

Maryt Janes addiction is cocaine and pulp fiction.

https://youtu.be/8l6W0IK7YV4

Yeah I know i posted this before.

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Smackems
10/30/21 11:29:45 PM
#334:


Down to 2 seltzers... No coke coffee left either

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CanuckCowboy
10/30/21 11:32:58 PM
#335:


Where did I post those best of all worlds covers if it wasnt here?


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CanuckCowboy
10/30/21 11:36:02 PM
#336:


https://youtu.be/eINSWVS9Qpw
I love how around 1:10 or so kristofferson is so fucked up talking about how many of you have been in jail and he sounds like hes doing a mitch hedberg joke.

"You either have or you havent but it will definitely... radicalize you... from the... experience."


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CanuckCowboy
10/30/21 11:41:50 PM
#337:


I think I might drink till this song feels like gospel when I wake up tomorrow.

https://youtu.be/ED5s1-Fe9FA

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Smackems
10/30/21 11:43:57 PM
#338:


Any of y'all go to church? I feel like I should be taking my mom and grandma but I never do

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Pandamonic
10/30/21 11:47:16 PM
#339:


Smackems posted...
Any of y'all go to church? I feel like I should be taking my mom and grandma but I never do
Nope. Can't even remember the last time I had to go... probably early teens, with school I think?

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Smackems
10/30/21 11:47:56 PM
#340:


Is Belgium a very religious country?

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CanuckCowboy
10/30/21 11:50:41 PM
#341:


Smackems posted...
Any of y'all go to church? I feel like I should be taking my mom and grandma but I never do

I wasnt raised religious and I havent been to church in like 20 years but I did get religion for a while when I was in my late teens. I tried a buncha different churches and denominations and mostly... ugh. There was one church I went to with a girl I was seeing and it was actually really pretty awesome. Like they didnt push for money or anything and they didnt have all these barriers and bs and then at youth group one time a girl opened up about how she was a lesbian and they told her she needed to be not a lesbian and I was like well fuck I guess all organized religion is trash then.

Ive seen religion really help people Ive loved and stuff and I dont think its bad but also... man.

Like established church religion is like "you like a deicide song? eternal damnation!" ANd I doubt god gives a fuck if you wanna rock some black metal.

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Smackems
10/30/21 11:52:40 PM
#342:


"Hey, could you like, not be a lesbian? For JESUS"

Yeah I'm really big into not being religious myself

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Pandamonic
10/30/21 11:53:55 PM
#343:


Smackems posted...
Is Belgium a very religious country?
Not really, some old people tend to still go to church, but even my parents generation aren't very religious at all really.
I only really went to church once a year when I went to a catholic school, until I was 13-14.
I personally don't know anyone here who's religious.

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Smackems
10/30/21 11:55:35 PM
#344:


I'm surrounded by Christian people. I never say anything about it to them though. I keep my mouth shut about religion for the most part

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MabusIncarnate
10/30/21 11:55:45 PM
#345:


I'm not at all

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Pandamonic
10/31/21 12:00:30 AM
#346:


Most religious people here have roots in foreign countries, like some Italian, Eastern European, Turkish and North African people whose grandparents migrated here in the '60s.

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CanuckCowboy
10/31/21 12:06:05 AM
#347:


Say Walter name five times like candyman
bet he roll on your ass like an avalanche



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CanuckCowboy
10/31/21 12:07:21 AM
#348:


Smackems posted...
"Hey, could you like, not be a lesbian? For JESUS"

Yeah I'm really big into not being religious myself

exactly.

it just... its not inherently bad I guess but its also a lot of bs.


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CanuckCowboy
10/31/21 12:08:20 AM
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