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Heartomaton
10/23/21 7:35:48 PM
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Even standing up to pee.

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g0ldie
10/23/21 7:36:22 PM
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dang...that's what's up

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pfh1001
10/23/21 7:38:16 PM
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I'm not really competitive, so I don't see how this would be a big problem.
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Mist_Turnips
10/23/21 7:38:46 PM
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Good, she can be my eternal rival.
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LostForest
10/23/21 7:38:54 PM
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If she's into really embracing it as part of a dom-sub relationship (emotionally, not BDSM stuff), then I could be fine with it.

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nfearurspecimn
10/23/21 7:39:20 PM
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If she isn't making me feel bad about it, what's the problem?

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IfGodCouldDie
10/23/21 7:40:42 PM
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Is she better at being me than I am?

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Heartomaton
10/23/21 7:45:53 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Is she better at being me than I am?

Somehow, yes. If she was impersonating you, even you'd be convinced.

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NoxObscuras
10/23/21 7:48:23 PM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
If she isn't making me feel bad about it, what's the problem?

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apocalyptic_4
10/23/21 7:48:59 PM
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No thanks.

I'm competitive and this would drive me up the wall.

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Guerrilla Soldier
10/23/21 7:49:28 PM
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oh god that IS the perfect girl

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Metallic Slug13
10/23/21 7:53:36 PM
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apocalyptic_4 posted...
No thanks.

I'm competitive and this would drive me up the wall.

I'm also competitive enough to know that I'd at least want to be better at 1 or 2 things.

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uwnim
10/23/21 8:08:52 PM
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That makes sense, tbh. I'm definitely not perfect, so I would expect someone who is perfect to be better than me at like everything.

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AldousIsDead
10/23/21 8:10:17 PM
#15:


Sign me up.

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Garlands_Soul
10/23/21 8:10:48 PM
#16:


Sure why not

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TerraSeeker
10/23/21 9:10:22 PM
#17:


Good I want someone better than me.

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