Current Events > Why didn't God send Jesus, like, right away?

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HylianFox
10/22/21 4:52:34 PM
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Why wait a few hundred generations until things got really fucking confusing.

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Aressar
10/22/21 4:55:52 PM
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To test us, of course. What, do you doubt God, of all people? He works in mysterious ways, damnit!

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Duncanwii
10/22/21 4:57:11 PM
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He had to find just the right minor to impregnate.
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EmbraceOfDeath
10/22/21 4:58:08 PM
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Too tired after jizzing out all of creation in Genesis.

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Southernfatman
10/22/21 4:58:48 PM
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Why did he sacrifice himself to himself to save us all from himself?

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TheRadiant
10/22/21 4:59:26 PM
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You can't atone for sin if it hasn't happened yet

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Lost_All_Senses
10/22/21 4:59:31 PM
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You ever see Jesus? Full blown stoner. I know, cause I'm a stoner and everyone calls me Jesus. I usually don't show up anywhere on time either.

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uwnim
10/22/21 5:02:29 PM
#8:


He was pissed off at the fruit thing and took a few thousand years to chill out.

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Criminalt
10/22/21 5:16:07 PM
#9:


He was needed on other planets first.

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