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ExtremeLuchador
10/20/21 4:48:26 AM
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I think I'll go with Nighthawk accidentally being killed by a flying baton to the head.

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Colonel_Snitsky
10/20/21 4:50:27 AM
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The fuck, wasnt he like 10x captain america in strenght and durability or something?

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Ratchetrockon
10/20/21 4:51:43 AM
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Make sense. Those things can really fuck ppl up

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g0ldie
10/20/21 4:53:11 AM
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it made sense in the context of the story -

Damian would throw the baton at his head in frustration, and Nightwing would catch it.

but during a major fight in Arkham Asylum, Nightwing was distracted, so when Damian threw the baton at him, it caught him unaware.

plus iirc, it just caused him to have a bad fall, and him falling on a piece of debris is what killed him.

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Ratchetrockon
10/20/21 4:54:01 AM
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g0ldie posted...
it made sense in the context of the story -

Damian would throw the baton at his head in frustration, and Nightwing would catch it.

but during a major fight in Arkham Asylum, Nightwing was distracted, so when Damian threw the baton at him, it caught him unaware.

plus iirc, it just caused him to have a bad fall, and him falling on a piece of debris is what killed him.
For the 3rd point. It changed in the cartoon movie. He just dies.. no fall onto a rock or anything

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pegusus123456
10/20/21 4:54:19 AM
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Titans.

The main conflict - which was also super fucking dumb - of the season was over. They were having a celebratory moment, you know how shows do. And then a fucking tower that got damaged in the fight falls over, Wonder Girl pushes a little girl out of the way, and she sits there holding it while it electrocutes her to death. This is despite the fact that Superboy, who had been shown to be fast enough to fire a bullet and catch it before it hit his target, was ten feet away. And then just to undercut what meager emotion could be pulled from this rushed, godawful scene, not five minutes later, Raven says she thinks she might be able to bring her back to life.

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g0ldie
10/20/21 4:54:30 AM
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Colonel_Snitsky posted...
The fuck, wasnt he like 10x captain america in strenght and durability or something?
nah, he's just a "regular" person, who was raised as an acrobat, and was trained by Batman

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g0ldie
10/20/21 4:55:00 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Oh it changed in the cartoon movie. He just dies.. no fall onto a rock or anything
oh yea, I forgot about the movie.

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g0ldie
10/20/21 4:56:56 AM
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here is the scene from the comic, btw:




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Ratchetrockon
10/20/21 4:58:25 AM
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g0ldie posted...
here is the scene from the comic, btw:


Damn the movie should have kept that in

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g0ldie
10/20/21 5:02:47 AM
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this was a scene of him doing it before, and why he didn't think it would happen the way it played out:



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Lokison
10/20/21 5:06:49 AM
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I knew this topic was going to be about Nightwing.

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TetsuoS2
10/20/21 5:08:27 AM
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ExtremeLuchador posted...
I think I'll go with Nighthawk accidentally being killed by a flying baton to the head.

Now you reminded me that Queen Medb got killed by cheese in her legend.

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UnfairRepresent
10/20/21 5:37:38 AM
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No mention of Dollar Bill?

His cape got caught in a revolving door and he was shot.

Yes it was supposed to be lame as a "Reality Bites" situation but getting your cape caught in a door is a worse way to die than having things thrown at your head

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loafy013
10/20/21 6:10:29 AM
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How about super-villain? I remember in X-Force, Kamikaze got beheaded on accident. He was running at Archangel, Archangel turned not knowing he was there, and his wings cut his head off.

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HesOurYou
10/20/21 6:21:39 AM
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The Arrow/Flashverse crossover Crisis on Infinite Earths.

Oliver Queen dying. I don't know. It just felt weird to me. I understand his show was ending, but I felt that was the only reason he died. The Monitor said he (somehow) "saved billions" which was cool but the way he died didn't feel impactful. It needed to be more emotional.

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Shotgunnova
10/20/21 8:11:55 AM
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Wasn't there a Batman (???) comic where __Robin__ died from falling backwards and hitting his head on a rock? I only remember it because someone posted it here one time and I took this reaction image from it.




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pegusus123456
10/20/21 8:26:15 AM
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^I'm pretty sure that's the one they were talking about in most of this topic.

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pikachupwnage
10/20/21 8:27:57 AM
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Colonel_Snitsky posted...
The fuck, wasnt he like 10x captain america in strenght and durability or something?

He is part of the bat family. Dude has no actual super powers. Cap would DESTROY him and batman in a pure contest of strength

He just exercises and trains a lot.

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Irony
10/20/21 8:36:52 AM
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Snapped

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BlueBoy675
10/20/21 8:40:37 AM
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Not a superhero, but superhero related. There was an alternate universe Spidey story where MJ died because she got cancer from Spider-Mans radioactive semen.

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Rapid99
10/20/21 8:42:15 AM
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I can't remember who it was, but there was at least one big name hero who died offscreen in the Ultimate universe.

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MedeaLysistrata
10/20/21 8:43:42 AM
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Are Newtypes superheroes?

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Xavier_On_High
10/20/21 8:47:05 AM
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I always liked how lame Captain Amazing's death was in Mystery Men. Accidentally fried by a doomsday device because the people trying to free him couldn't follow his instructions.

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