Current Events > Scenario: You're offered $100 for each alternate Universe you destroy.

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Solar_Crimson 10/13/21 12:53:53 PM #1:	You are taken to an extremely secret facility, where the owners show you hard evidence of alternate Universes beyond ours, the number of which is far beyond what the human mind can even begin to comprehend. Each Universe is just like ours, which means that they are teeming with life throughout their respective cosmoses. You are then presented with a button that will instantly destroy a random one of those Universes. However, with each Universe you destroy, $100 dollars is deposited directly into your bank account. You can press the button however many times that you want. Would you take up this offer? --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:958992987] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>You are taken to an extremely secret facility, where the owners show you hard evidence of alternate Universes beyond ours, the number of which is far beyond what the human mind can even begin to comprehend. Each Universe is just like ours, which means that they are teeming with life throughout their respective cosmoses. You are then presented with a button that will instantly destroy a random one of those Universes. However, with each Universe you destroy, $100 dollars is deposited directly into your bank account. You can press the button however many times that you want. Would you take up this offer? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 10/13/21 12:55:01 PM #2:	No. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:958993017] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>No. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Squall28 10/13/21 12:56:21 PM #3:	Is this a real topic? Will you kill billions of people for $100? --- You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. -Misattributed to CS Lewis <cite>Squall28 posted [p:958993061] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>Is this a real topic? Will you kill billions of people for $100? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 10/13/21 12:56:53 PM #4:	Well shit He-Who-Remains already said those universes are fucked anyways --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:958993080] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>Well shit He-Who-Remains already said those universes are fucked anyways </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 10/13/21 12:58:00 PM #5:	<cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:958993112] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRadiant 10/13/21 12:59:53 PM #6:	Squall28 posted... Is this a real topic? Will you kill billions of people for $100? Assuming there's life besides on Earth it'd be more like trillions or quadrillions --- She/her <cite>TheRadiant posted [p:958993166] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>Squall28 posted... </cite> <quote>Is this a real topic? Will you kill billions of people for $100?</quote>Assuming there's life besides on Earth it'd be more like trillions or quadrillions </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Letron_James 10/13/21 1:01:10 PM #7:	Easiest infinity I've ever made --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:958993198] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>Easiest infinity I've ever made </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nemu 10/13/21 1:01:52 PM #8:	It would probably be very easy to mentally disconnect yourself from the act given that such a process is probably happening infinitely anyway, so it'd basically be no different whether you press it or not. But regardless, I wouldn't be able to. <cite>Nemu posted [p:958993224] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>It would probably be very easy to mentally disconnect yourself from the act given that such a process is probably happening infinitely anyway, so it'd basically be no different whether you press it or not. But regardless, I wouldn't be able to. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spiderman23JII 10/13/21 1:04:22 PM #9:	nah --- buss on life <cite>Spiderman23JII posted [p:958993320] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>nah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 10/13/21 1:06:18 PM #10:	Solar_Crimson posted... Would you take up this offer? Can I destroy my own? --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:958993380] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>Solar_Crimson posted... </cite> <quote>Would you take up this offer?</quote> Can I destroy my own? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 10/13/21 1:06:25 PM #11:	Each press you make theres another alternate universe where you didnt press it. Once theres a confirmed multiverse then killing os meaningless if you can go between the universes. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:958993390] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>Each press you make theres another alternate universe where you didnt press it. Once theres a confirmed multiverse then killing os meaningless if you can go between the universes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Intro2Logic 10/13/21 1:07:34 PM #12:	If I don't, some Russian will. --- Have you tried thinking rationally? <cite>Intro2Logic posted [p:958993416] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>If I don't, some Russian will. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJPurple 10/13/21 1:08:17 PM #13:	No because then Id be ruining the lives of all of the alternate mes that live in better timelines And Id be killing people I care about and tons of innocent people/beings. --- Long Term Effects of Suffering #G59 <cite>SSJPurple posted [p:958993431] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>No because then Id be ruining the lives of all of the alternate mes that live in better timelines And Id be killing people I care about and tons of innocent people/beings. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 10/13/21 1:10:32 PM #14:	Fuck it. Everyone in the alternative universes is just a faceless nothing ill ask if I can just take the button home and hit it any time I need money. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:958993490] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>Fuck it. Everyone in the alternative universes is just a faceless nothing ill ask if I can just take the button home and hit it any time I need money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 10/13/21 1:18:30 PM #15:	No can I just go in one of the aus where my husbandos might exist though idc if someone else gonna destroy it later LMAO <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:958993740] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>No can I just go in one of the aus where my husbandos might exist though idc if someone else gonna destroy it later LMAO </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 10/13/21 1:32:55 PM #16:	IfGodCouldDie posted... Fuck it. Everyone in the alternative universes is just a faceless nothing ill ask if I can just take the button home and hit it any time I need money. "Kinda feeling like chinese today. Better go press my universe destroying button real quick." --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:958994149] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>IfGodCouldDie posted... </cite> <quote>Fuck it. Everyone in the alternative universes is just a faceless nothing ill ask if I can just take the button home and hit it any time I need money.</quote> "Kinda feeling like chinese today. Better go press my universe destroying button real quick." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 10/13/21 1:36:14 PM #17:	RchHomieQuanChi posted... "Kinda feeling like chinese today. Better go press my universe destroying button real quick." Exactly. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:958994261] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>RchHomieQuanChi posted... </cite> <quote>"Kinda feeling like chinese today. Better go press my universe destroying button real quick."</quote>Exactly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 10/13/21 1:36:36 PM #18:	Not for anything --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:958994271] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>Not for anything </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 10/13/21 7:02:16 PM #19:	I've played one of those clicker games before, I'm ready for this moment --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:959004550] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>I've played one of those clicker games before, I'm ready for this moment </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 10/13/21 7:04:38 PM #20:	Guess I'm going to be an infintyllionare. --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:959004624] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>Guess I'm going to be an infintyllionare. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeadPipeCinche 10/13/21 7:06:27 PM #21:	I have sympathy for nobody. Where is this button to get to pressin <cite>LeadPipeCinche posted [p:959004681] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>I have sympathy for nobody. Where is this button to get to pressin </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 10/13/21 7:09:50 PM #22:	Unknown to you however those other universes also have the exact situation going on at the same time, then as you go to push the button another universe presses their button destroying your universe first. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:959004785] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>Unknown to you however those other universes also have the exact situation going on at the same time, then as you go to push the button another universe presses their button destroying your universe first. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 10/13/21 11:38:26 PM #23:	Strider102 posted... Unknown to you however those other universes also have the exact situation going on at the same time, then as you go to push the button another universe presses their button destroying your universe first. Since there's infinite universes though the chances of your universe being destroyed is 1/infinity --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:959012251] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted... </cite> <quote>Unknown to you however those other universes also have the exact situation going on at the same time, then as you go to push the button another universe presses their button destroying your universe first.</quote>Since there's infinite universes though the chances of your universe being destroyed is 1/infinity </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blakenbl00 10/13/21 11:39:27 PM #24:	Do I grow stronger with every universe that has a me in it that I destroy? If so, after awhile, I'm going to need to ask for a raise or you're not going to like what you see. <cite>blakenbl00 posted [p:959012271] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>Do I grow stronger with every universe that has a me in it that I destroy? If so, after awhile, I'm going to need to ask for a raise or you're not going to like what you see. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blakenbl00 10/13/21 11:40:15 PM #25:	~~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws8JocOpkvY~~ <cite>blakenbl00 posted [p:959012288] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws8JocOpkvY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 10/13/21 11:41:42 PM #26:	Plot twist: Somebody in each other universe is being given the same choice at the exact same time. The only way to ensure the survival of our universe is to click the fastest and wipe all the others out first. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:959012322] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>Plot twist: Somebody in each other universe is being given the same choice at the exact same time. The only way to ensure the survival of our universe is to click the fastest and wipe all the others out first. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 10/13/21 11:42:16 PM #27:	blakenbl00 posted... Do I grow stronger with every universe that has a me in it that I destroy? If so, after awhile, I'm going to need to ask for a raise or you're not going to like what you see. No. You don't change physically at all. Or at least, not as a direct result of your actions. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:959012338] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>blakenbl00 posted... </cite> <quote>Do I grow stronger with every universe that has a me in it that I destroy? If so, after awhile, I'm going to need to ask for a raise or you're not going to like what you see.</quote>No. You don't change physically at all. Or at least, not as a direct result of your actions. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 10/13/21 11:43:13 PM #28:	I would. Death is peace, the problem is the fear of it. If you straight up cease to exist without seeing it coming, you wouldn't have any complaints. Because you'd be dead. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:959012361] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>I would. Death is peace, the problem is the fear of it. If you straight up cease to exist without seeing it coming, you wouldn't have any complaints. Because you'd be dead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 10/13/21 11:44:57 PM #29:	100 bucks is chump change for doing something like that. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:959012397] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>100 bucks is chump change for doing something like that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blakenbl00 10/13/21 11:45:09 PM #30:	Solar_Crimson posted... No. You don't change physically at all. Or at least, not as a direct result of your actions. This sounds like weak writing in an effort not to step up my pay raise. If I notice any adverse effects that tilt the odds in my favor, is there any reason why the government with a black ops alternate universal destroyer button couldn't raise the minimum wage of destroying an ENTIRE UNIVERSE of a single measly hundred dollars? I mean, that doesn't even buy me food for the time I have to sit there and push a button... <cite>blakenbl00 posted [p:959012403] in Scenario: ... [t:79708918]...</cite> <quote>Solar_Crimson posted... </cite> <quote>No. You don't change physically at all. Or at least, not as a direct result of your actions.</quote> This sounds like weak writing in an effort not to step up my pay raise. If I notice any adverse effects that tilt the odds in my favor, is there any reason why the government with a black ops alternate universal destroyer button couldn't raise the minimum wage of destroying an ENTIRE UNIVERSE of a single measly hundred dollars? I mean, that doesn't even buy me food for the time I have to sit there and push a button... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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