Current Events > $3 million but you must gain at least 100 lbs of fat, and keep it for 5 years

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ssj3vegeta2
10/10/21 11:53:00 AM
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Do you accept dis deal?


You must gain da 100 lbs or more of fat yourself, and den once you've at least gained 100 lbs of fat, you must stay dat way for 5 years at da minimum. Den after da 5 years is up you get da money and can lose da weight if you want

Do you accept dis deal?
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Buu_88
10/10/21 12:07:06 PM
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I recently LOST 100 pounds after putting it on 7 years ago

Man I wish I knew about this deal way back then

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ssj3vegeta2
10/10/21 1:05:56 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
i'm down almost 100 pounds from what i was at about 3 years ago now, and i never ever ever want to be that heavy ever again

Buu_88 posted...
I recently LOST 100 pounds after putting it on 7 years ago

Man I wish I knew about this deal way back then

But since you guys lost 100 lbs already, you'll know how to lose it again
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Ratchetrockon
10/10/21 1:13:47 PM
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Ehh no deal. Idk how i can gain 100 pounds.
Im eating more now than i used to and only gained 15 pounds after 2 years

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PMarth2002
10/10/21 1:18:29 PM
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I don't think I'm capable of putting on a hundred pounds. I'm like 120 pounds, I've never weighed more than 135 pounds or so.

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nfearurspecimn
10/10/21 1:34:30 PM
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if I could get back down to 180 first, I'd take the deal

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AldousIsDead
10/10/21 1:37:00 PM
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No deal. Being shy of 400 for 5 years would likely kill me.

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Lorkhaj
10/10/21 1:38:26 PM
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Fuck no lol.

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ssj3vegeta_
10/10/21 11:16:12 PM
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TerraSeeker
10/10/21 11:17:58 PM
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No, my body is sacred and that will have devastating long term effects on it.

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Master_Bass
10/10/21 11:18:42 PM
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No way. My health isn't worth that.

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blakenbl00
10/10/21 11:19:00 PM
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Deal, in fact; I'll even double up to 200 lbs for $6 million
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EyeWontBeFooled
10/10/21 11:19:11 PM
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Done and done. And I mean done

As in I already have it.

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ssj3vegeta_
10/10/21 11:19:47 PM
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EyeWontBeFooled posted...
Done and done. And I mean done

As in I already have it.

Nope, you'll have to gain 100 lbs more den what you already have
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Golden_Key33
10/10/21 11:34:44 PM
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Damn you and your No/Yes polls! I meant too vote yes, as I'm already very underweight anyway.

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EyeWontBeFooled
10/10/21 11:37:48 PM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Nope, you'll have to gain 100 lbs more den what you already have
Damn! Then no

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Irony
10/10/21 11:41:34 PM
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I already have one foot in the grave

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EyeWontBeFooled
10/10/21 11:41:59 PM
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Outer_space posted...
I'd probably die.
Same, I'd go from damn he's pretty fat look to the 'I wash myself with a rag on a stick' look real fast LMAO

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ssj3vegeta_
10/12/21 7:38:56 PM
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Kanaya413
10/12/21 7:39:40 PM
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Idk
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IfGodCouldDie
10/12/21 7:42:47 PM
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I don't even think this is possible. I might be able to gain the 100lbs if I was given the money first, but if I have to keep working for the 5 years there is no way I can gain the 100lbs because my job is too physical.

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furb
10/12/21 7:43:33 PM
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I basically did for free and for 10 years LOL

You would never guess I ran 5 and 10ks into my early 20s now.

Oh there's no way I would do it now. I would become non-functional.

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mustachedmystic
10/12/21 8:35:25 PM
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No, I have pre existing conditions, and a hundred pounds of fat would most likely be catastrophic for my health.

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ssj3vegeta_
10/14/21 7:01:52 PM
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rexcrk
10/14/21 7:04:38 PM
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On the one hand, I wouldnt want to be a little over 300 pounds.

But on the other hand, I could definitely make $3 million last the rest of my life, so if Im working, I can devote lots of time to getting back in shape.

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