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Irony
10/10/21 12:20:18 AM
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This little shit ran across my bed fast and I barely had time to swat it.



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Imit8m3
10/10/21 12:20:55 AM
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A dead one

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Irony
10/10/21 12:22:35 AM
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Clearly

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Smackems
10/10/21 12:23:02 AM
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Don't kill

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Irony
10/10/21 12:24:30 AM
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Smackems posted...
Don't kill
Fuck that, spiders that make and chill in webs and wolf spiders yeah. This thing was bigger than a quarter and blitzed across my bed.

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Smackems
10/10/21 12:25:13 AM
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So

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SSJ2GrimReaper
10/10/21 12:25:22 AM
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lol spider got rekt

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nfearurspecimn
10/10/21 12:25:47 AM
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looks like a common house spider to me

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MutantJohn
10/10/21 12:27:10 AM
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Looks non-venomous

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Kombucha
10/10/21 12:29:37 AM
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I would be friends with this spider. RIP

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Irony
10/10/21 12:32:14 AM
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Save me

@dolomedes

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nfearurspecimn
10/10/21 12:32:35 AM
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it's definitely a harmless spider fwiw

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Irony
10/10/21 12:35:11 AM
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Got a better pic. My camera takes forever to focus



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Smackems
10/10/21 12:36:50 AM
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That looks like a garden spider and they're harmless

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Irony
10/10/21 12:37:07 AM
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I don't have a garden

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BuckVanHammer
10/10/21 12:37:37 AM
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where u live?

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kingdrake2
10/10/21 12:38:05 AM
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Irony posted...
I don't have a garden


they come to eat your soul.
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Irony
10/10/21 12:38:09 AM
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Tennessee

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Smackems
10/10/21 12:38:17 AM
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Irony posted...
I don't have a garden
Your bed was it's garden and you uprooted its life

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nfearurspecimn
10/10/21 12:38:30 AM
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Irony posted...
Tennessee
I'm sorry

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Irony
10/10/21 12:38:50 AM
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nfearurspecimn posted...
I'm sorry
I'm from Florida so it's an improvement

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Purple_Cheetah
10/10/21 12:41:31 AM
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I've killed so many brown recluse lookalikes. I feel kinda bad, but seriously they're on the KoS list.

I've also commited 'population control' of golden orb weavers before, as there was an outbreak of easily 200 in the yards of 4 houses.

Speaking off, this lil lady is chilling on the fence outside still.

That leaf is aprox 2.5 inches in length. She's grown slightly since that was taken and the web spans several feet. That's why having 1 every 5-10 feet everywhere had to be mitigated.
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BuckVanHammer
10/10/21 12:43:48 AM
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brown recluses kinda got a bad rap I recently found out...


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BlueFalcon
10/10/21 12:49:42 AM
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Wolf spider

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Irony
10/10/21 12:50:07 AM
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BlueFalcon posted...
Wolf spider
Absolutely not

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BloodMoon7
10/10/21 12:51:41 AM
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Imit8m3 posted...
A dead one
My favorite kind

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BlueFalcon
10/10/21 12:52:01 AM
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Irony posted...
Absolutely not
Says who?

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Irony
10/10/21 12:52:32 AM
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BlueFalcon posted...
Says who?
Wolf spiders

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BlueFalcon
10/10/21 12:53:11 AM
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Irony posted...
Wolf spiders
And you'll take their word for it?

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Irony
10/10/21 12:54:05 AM
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Me and wolf spiders are bros. I leave them alone and they sit there and kinda shift a bit in the same spot.

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BloodMoon7
10/10/21 12:58:11 AM
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I only leave a spider alone if it survives my killing frenzy ATTACK. I respect a tiny warrior.

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BlueFalcon
10/10/21 12:59:16 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I only leave a spider alone if it survives my killing frenzy ATTACK. I respect a tiny warrior.
Spiders don't deserve to be killed.

They won't bother you if you don't bother them. And they are so beneficial.

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BloodMoon7
10/10/21 1:01:20 AM
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BlueFalcon posted...
Spiders don't deserve to be killed.

They won't bother you if you don't bother them. And they are so beneficial.
Few living being deserve to be killed, even the ones you think are a problem. But the world is not a place where we all get what we deserve. It's unfortunate for them but I am a slayer of spiders. I can't control my murderous hatred whenever I see one so they will just have to survive my onslaught.

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viewmaster_pi
10/10/21 1:01:48 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I respect a tiny warrior.


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Irony
10/10/21 1:05:26 AM
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Save me, Sogeking!

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Ratchetrockon
10/10/21 1:06:01 AM
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put tape over it

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viewmaster_pi
10/10/21 1:06:30 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
put tape over it
lol

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Irony
10/10/21 1:06:41 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
put tape over it
It's already dead. Should I tape it outside as a warning?

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Ratchetrockon
10/10/21 1:07:23 AM
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Irony posted...
It's already dead. Should I tape it outside as a warning?
well i guess yeah it doesn't hurt

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Purple_Cheetah
10/10/21 1:11:06 AM
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Speaking of tape, that reminds me of a jumping spider I legit felt sad about.

Had some of those fruit flies/gnats and put a silver sticky cylinder trap up. Good sized spider jumped onto it.
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Irony
10/10/21 4:34:13 AM
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The warning didn't work. Got attacked by a flying earwig.

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Imit8m3
10/10/21 4:42:47 AM
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Irony posted...
It's already dead. Should I tape it outside as a warning?
I did that with ants in my french drain. They invaded once, I sprayed them & left them there. Turns out, they don't venture past their own dead.
And they say insects aren't intelligent.

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viewmaster_pi
10/10/21 8:10:46 AM
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dolomedes posted...
a dead wolf spider

always a fucking dead spider

don't @ me with dead spiders
you could check out my thread about helping bugs instead if it makes you feel better

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SpiderGwen
10/10/21 8:12:46 AM
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Oh, shoot. I was wondering where I left that. Sorry!
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Laserion
10/10/21 9:43:09 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
you could check out my thread about helping bugs instead if it makes you feel better
That's what I try to do .
Hey, @dolomedes , I have a few arthropods in my iNaturalist observations.
https://www.inaturalist.org/observations?user_id=laserion

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