Current Events > Your crush says ''Hey ugly, I gotta poop, have anything I can wipe my ass with''

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ssj3vegeta
09/29/21 8:02:15 PM
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ShineboxPhil
09/29/21 8:06:11 PM
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ModLogic
09/29/21 8:11:02 PM
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Wii_Shaker
09/29/21 8:14:01 PM
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Fortunately for her I keep a spare roll in the trunk

That way she doesn't have to find a pinecone.

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Trumble
09/29/21 8:14:31 PM
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"Use your hat."

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EmbraceOfDeath
09/29/21 8:14:39 PM
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Yeah Vegy's face is right there.

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TheRadiant
09/29/21 8:17:02 PM
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Girls don't poop

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Flockaveli
09/29/21 10:23:23 PM
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Duncanwii
09/29/21 10:25:04 PM
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I liked the last one because the crush upgraded to an actual Gf. Keep doing tha Vegy.
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au_gold
09/29/21 10:31:15 PM
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Ivynn
09/29/21 10:45:55 PM
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I would like to be reincarnated as that woman's toilet seat.

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Kloe_Rinz
09/29/21 10:46:45 PM
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Yeah, this topic. Let me print it out real quick, land-whale
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SSJ2GrimReaper
09/29/21 11:03:13 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
Girls don't poop


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ssj3vegeta
10/01/21 11:21:30 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper
10/01/21 11:23:23 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
den why do dey have buttholes
why do dudes have nips, nobody knows tbh

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ssj3vegeta
10/03/21 8:06:32 PM
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Duncanwii
10/03/21 8:08:51 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

why do dudes have nips, nobody knows tbh

Men have nipples because in the womb all fetus's start developing into a female but depending on certain hormones may begin developing into a male instead. Male nipples are a byproduct of our time as a female.
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ssj3vegeta2
10/05/21 7:03:53 PM
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sabrestorm
10/05/21 7:05:38 PM
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I would throw her some leaves

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Machete
10/05/21 7:10:28 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
fetus's

duncan :(

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Pepys Monster
10/05/21 7:17:10 PM
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Life is short, and you spend it making these weird ass topics. I don't know whether you're an anime fan obsessed with "tsundere" girls, or if you used to get bullied by your crush, but you should seek help.

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ssj3vegeta
10/06/21 11:12:20 PM
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Shablagoo
10/07/21 1:56:47 AM
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Yes.

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SiO4
10/07/21 2:00:00 AM
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Isn't she dat chic who starts da drag races?
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ssj3vegeta
10/08/21 8:34:23 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper
10/08/21 8:35:16 PM
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Isn't she dat chic who starts da drag races?

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SiO4
10/09/21 12:48:47 AM
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Not dis one doe

https://imgur.com/IvliBiP
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ShotgunSilencer
10/09/21 12:50:51 AM
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Duncanwii posted...
Men have nipples because in the womb all fetus's start developing into a female but depending on certain hormones may begin developing into a male instead. Male nipples are a byproduct of our time as a female.

Same explanation but reversed for why girls have buttholes.

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ssj3vegeta
10/10/21 7:28:07 PM
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Scotty_Rogers
10/10/21 7:30:33 PM
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this topic is nasty i regret clicking

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AloneIBreak
10/10/21 7:32:39 PM
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This is one of your more bizarre prompts, Vegy.

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MabusIncarnate
10/10/21 7:38:18 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
den why do dey have buttholes
To tongue punch

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ssj3vegeta2
10/12/21 3:35:42 PM
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AloneIBreak posted...
This is one of your more bizarre prompts, Vegy.

Niiiice
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Eramir
10/12/21 3:38:55 PM
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God damn mama
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ssj3vegeta_
10/13/21 8:59:15 PM
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HagenEx
10/13/21 9:02:42 PM
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My tongue.

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unnamedsoldier
10/13/21 9:03:13 PM
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ModLogic posted...
ass lovers of ce he like

I like ass but not into the ass eating meme. That's disgusting
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ssj3vegeta_
10/15/21 9:23:01 PM
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rexcrk
10/15/21 9:27:49 PM
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TheRadiant posted...
Girls don't poop


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ssj3vegeta
10/17/21 7:20:35 PM
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Mistere Man
10/17/21 7:23:18 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
den why do dey have buttholes
Anal?

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rexcrk
10/18/21 7:22:16 AM
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Kanaya413
10/19/21 3:08:18 PM
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Ivynn posted...
I would like to be reincarnated as that woman's toilet seat.
Omfg lol
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ForsakenHermit
10/19/21 3:11:55 PM
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Sorry I don't have any confederate flags nearby.

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Turbam
10/19/21 3:12:47 PM
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Too small

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UsernamesRlame
10/19/21 3:40:51 PM
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She is definitely farting in that picture. And she's not ashamed of it, she lifted the shirt up so you could see where it's coming from.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
10/19/21 7:11:16 PM
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UsernamesRlame posted...
She is definitely farting in that picture. And she's not ashamed of it, she lifted the shirt up so you could see where it's coming from.
do you think it a squeaker or a loud deflating balloon sound

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RedLuigi
10/19/21 7:14:21 PM
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its that floppy BLOC sound

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Rida_Go_To_Bed
10/19/21 7:21:55 PM
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yeah girl, I'll wipe it with my weiner if I can get a couple of peeks inside with it

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