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Kitt 09/23/21 8:22:20 PM #1:	And I know just how to get started: I'm going to start out producing a bunch of shitty, mall, cheap horror movies that WILL make bank. And from there it's all smooth sailing. Questions? --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:958350282] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>And I know just how to get started: I'm going to start out producing a bunch of shitty, mall, cheap horror movies that WILL make bank. And from there it's all smooth sailing. Questions? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 09/23/21 8:22:41 PM #2:	kitt are you a chick <cite>Rypt posted [p:958350300] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>kitt are you a chick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 09/23/21 8:23:07 PM #3:	@jeffhardyb0yz <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:958350319] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>@jeffhardyb0yz </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 09/23/21 8:23:08 PM #4:	Honestly horror films are a great way to break in and make money --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:958350325] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>Honestly horror films are a great way to break in and make money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 09/23/21 8:23:27 PM #5:	Troma did that already <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:958350338] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>Troma did that already </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 09/23/21 8:23:57 PM #6:	I do film. <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:958350366] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>I do film. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 09/23/21 8:24:17 PM #7:	Let me star in them <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:958350378] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>Let me star in them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 09/23/21 8:24:38 PM #8:	Rypt posted... kitt are you a chick I'm whatever you need me to be. Doom_Art posted... Honestly horror films are a great way to break in and make money I concur! Questionmarktarius posted... Troma did that already Everybody did that already. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:958350391] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>Rypt posted... </cite> <quote>kitt are you a chick</quote>I'm whatever you need me to be. Doom_Art posted... </cite> <quote>Honestly horror films are a great way to break in and make money</quote>I concur! Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>Troma did that already</quote>Everybody did that already. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 09/23/21 8:25:03 PM #9:	Do a bad rom com --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:958350414] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>Do a bad rom com </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 09/23/21 8:27:16 PM #10:	well kitt i need you to be honest <cite>Rypt posted [p:958350513] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>well kitt i need you to be honest </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 09/23/21 8:34:42 PM #11:	sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... I do film. Bestow your wisdom upon me. Kanaya413 posted... Let me star in them Sure. Why not. Irony posted... Do a bad rom com I don't know about that one. Bad Rom-Coms don't bring in the money like they use to. There must be a ridiculous spin to it. ... I got it -- a single father and his adult son both meet two women on separate occasions. Some time later, the father and son meet each other's respective girlfriends and that's when they learn that their girlfriends are mother and daughter. Now the son and father are racing to put a ring on their respective girlfriend's finger before the other in this whacky, heartwarming comedy about love that's fun for the whole family! Bam. I'm a genius --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:958350798] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... </cite> <quote>I do film.</quote>Bestow your wisdom upon me. Kanaya413 posted... </cite> <quote>Let me star in them</quote>Sure. Why not. Irony posted... </cite> <quote>Do a bad rom com</quote>I don't know about that one. Bad Rom-Coms don't bring in the money like they use to. There must be a ridiculous spin to it. ... I got it -- a single father and his adult son both meet two women on separate occasions. Some time later, the father and son meet each other's respective girlfriends and that's when they learn that their girlfriends are mother and daughter. Now the son and father are racing to put a ring on their respective girlfriend's finger before the other in this whacky, heartwarming comedy about love that's fun for the whole family! Bam. I'm a genius </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 09/23/21 8:36:53 PM #12:	Irony posted... Do a bad rom com This assumes there's such a thing as a good rom-com. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:958350871] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>Do a bad rom com</quote>This assumes there's such a thing as a good rom-com. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 09/23/21 8:38:54 PM #13:	Questionmarktarius posted... This assumes there's such a thing as a good rom-com. The Room --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:958350947] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>Questionmarktarius posted... </cite> <quote>This assumes there's such a thing as a good rom-com.</quote>The Room </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
karmageddon28 09/23/21 8:39:10 PM #14:	Irony posted... Do a bad rom com Do a realistic rom-com where everyone makes dumb choices and ends up miserable. <cite>karmageddon28 posted [p:958350963] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite> <quote>Do a bad rom com</quote> Do a realistic rom-com where everyone makes dumb choices and ends up miserable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 09/23/21 8:40:33 PM #15:	karmageddon28 posted... Do a realistic rom-com where everyone makes dumb choices and ends up miserable. so... Irony posted... The Room <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:958351009] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>karmageddon28 posted... </cite> <quote>Do a realistic rom-com where everyone makes dumb choices and ends up miserable.</quote>so... Irony posted... </cite> <quote>The Room</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 09/23/21 8:42:51 PM #16:	lol why are you avoiding me <cite>Rypt posted [p:958351099] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>lol why are you avoiding me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 09/23/21 8:43:02 PM #17:	Blumhouse pretty much has the market cornered on cheap shitty horror movies that make bank now. Your best bet is to make cheap good horror movies that make bank lol --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:958351104] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>Blumhouse pretty much has the market cornered on cheap shitty horror movies that make bank now. Your best bet is to make cheap good horror movies that make bank lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 09/23/21 8:46:54 PM #18:	Smashingpmkns posted... Blumhouse pretty much has the market cornered on cheap shitty horror movies that make bank now. Your best bet is to make cheap good horror movies that make bank lol They (and a few others but mainly Blumhouse) were pretty much the inspiration for this topic. But for real though, I would love to make a small studio that's more akin to A24 and 90s Miramax. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:958351243] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>Blumhouse pretty much has the market cornered on cheap shitty horror movies that make bank now. Your best bet is to make cheap good horror movies that make bank lol</quote>They (and a few others but mainly Blumhouse) were pretty much the inspiration for this topic. But for real though, I would love to make a small studio that's more akin to A24 and 90s Miramax. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 09/23/21 8:48:41 PM #19:	Kitt do you ever eat Kit Kat Bars <cite>Rypt posted [p:958351317] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>Kitt do you ever eat Kit Kat Bars </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 09/23/21 8:50:01 PM #20:	Rypt posted... Kitt do you ever eat Kit Kat Bars I had one the other day, actually. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:958351379] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>Rypt posted... </cite> <quote>Kitt do you ever eat Kit Kat Bars</quote>I had one the other day, actually. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rypt 09/23/21 8:50:57 PM #21:	Kitt posted... I had one the other day, actually. Have you ever broken a piece off for someone <cite>Rypt posted [p:958351405] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>Kitt posted... </cite> <quote>I had one the other day, actually.</quote> Have you ever broken a piece off for someone </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 09/23/21 8:52:02 PM #22:	Kitt posted... They (and a few others but mainly Blumhouse) were pretty much the inspiration for this topic. But for real though, I would love to make a small studio that's more akin to A24 and 90s Miramax. Tbh if you actually tried, I'm saying like maybe a 50-65% amount of effort, you could probably get a horror movie put up on Shudder. Might not make money, or at least not a lot maybe just enough to cover production after the fact, but they'd probably take whatever you throw at them lol --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:958351441] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>They (and a few others but mainly Blumhouse) were pretty much the inspiration for this topic. But for real though, I would love to make a small studio that's more akin to A24 and 90s Miramax. </quote> Tbh if you actually tried, I'm saying like maybe a 50-65% amount of effort, you could probably get a horror movie put up on Shudder. Might not make money, or at least not a lot maybe just enough to cover production after the fact, but they'd probably take whatever you throw at them lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 09/23/21 8:52:35 PM #23:	are any of you sexy enough to appear in a Kitt Studios production --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:958351462] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>are any of you sexy enough to appear in a Kitt Studios production </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 09/23/21 8:58:23 PM #24:	Rypt posted... Have you ever broken a piece off for someone Does it count if I've broken off a piece of someone? Smashingpmkns posted... Tbh if you actually tried, I'm saying like maybe a 50-65% amount of effort, you could probably get a horror movie put up on Shudder. Might not make money, or at least not a lot maybe just enough to cover production after the fact, but they'd probably take whatever you throw at them lol You know what I miss? FearNet. Awful horror movies as far as the eye can see. I wrote and "produced" a stupid short film in college. I'd show you guys but I'm afraid it could probably be tracked back to me (even though I had my name removed because it was that bad) lol SSJ2GrimReaper posted... are any of you sexy enough to appear in a Kitt Studios production We value average people over here. Sexy people are too high maintenance. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:958351673] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>Rypt posted... </cite> <quote>Have you ever broken a piece off for someone</quote>Does it count if I've broken off a piece of someone? Smashingpmkns posted... </cite> <quote>Tbh if you actually tried, I'm saying like maybe a 50-65% amount of effort, you could probably get a horror movie put up on Shudder. Might not make money, or at least not a lot maybe just enough to cover production after the fact, but they'd probably take whatever you throw at them lol</quote>You know what I miss? FearNet. Awful horror movies as far as the eye can see. I wrote and "produced" a stupid short film in college. I'd show you guys but I'm afraid it could probably be tracked back to me (even though I had my name removed because it was that bad) lol SSJ2GrimReaper posted... </cite> <quote>are any of you sexy enough to appear in a Kitt Studios production</quote>We value average people over here. Sexy people are too high maintenance. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 09/23/21 9:09:25 PM #25:	Can I be the cinematographer? It's all I think about like the right angles and setting, fuck shot reverse shot bullshit conversations. For the love of god give me a shot <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:958352124] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>Can I be the cinematographer? It's all I think about like the right angles and setting, fuck shot reverse shot bullshit conversations. For the love of god give me a shot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 09/23/21 9:11:35 PM #26:	you should make all your movies take place during a zombie apocalypse, and it's not even a big part of the story it's just the setting. like an adam sandler rom com and it's a zombie apocalypse but everyone's so used to living in it, it's just a normal part of life. and then have a ton of movies with different genres, all unrelated to each other, with this idea. --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:958352209] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>you should make all your movies take place during a zombie apocalypse, and it's not even a big part of the story it's just the setting. like an adam sandler rom com and it's a zombie apocalypse but everyone's so used to living in it, it's just a normal part of life. and then have a ton of movies with different genres, all unrelated to each other, with this idea. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 09/23/21 9:17:58 PM #27:	trappedunderice posted... Can I be the cinematographer? It's all I think about like the right angles and setting, fuck shot reverse shot bullshit conversations. For the love of god give me a shot As long as you accept food as payment, welcome aboard! Guerrilla Soldier posted... you should make all your movies take place during a zombie apocalypse, and it's not even a big part of the story it's just the setting. like an adam sandler rom com and it's a zombie apocalypse but everyone's so used to living in it, it's just a normal part of life. and then have a ton of movies with different genres, all unrelated to each other, with this idea. I like the way you think. You're a natural genre-binder. You're gonna go far, kid. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:958352472] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>trappedunderice posted... </cite> <quote>Can I be the cinematographer? It's all I think about like the right angles and setting, fuck shot reverse shot bullshit conversations. For the love of god give me a shot</quote>As long as you accept food as payment, welcome aboard! Guerrilla Soldier posted... </cite> <quote>you should make all your movies take place during a zombie apocalypse, and it's not even a big part of the story it's just the setting. like an adam sandler rom com and it's a zombie apocalypse but everyone's so used to living in it, it's just a normal part of life. and then have a ton of movies with different genres, all unrelated to each other, with this idea.</quote>I like the way you think. You're a natural genre-binder. You're gonna go far, kid. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 09/24/21 12:34:45 PM #28:	First thing's first: I'm gonna need a name and logo. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:958371138] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>First thing's first: I'm gonna need a name and logo. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 09/24/21 12:35:50 PM #29:	hire me to write music for some of them --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:958371177] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>hire me to write music for some of them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 09/24/21 12:38:03 PM #30:	averagejoel posted... hire me to write music for some of them Our budget will probably only provide you with a children's toy keyboard. Can you work with that? --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:958371255] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>averagejoel posted... </cite> <quote>hire me to write music for some of them</quote>Our budget will probably only provide you with a children's toy keyboard. Can you work with that? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 09/24/21 12:48:00 PM #31:	Kitt posted... Our budget will probably only provide you with a children's toy keyboard. Can you work with that? I have all the gear I'll need --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:958371542] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>Kitt posted... </cite> <quote>Our budget will probably only provide you with a children's toy keyboard. Can you work with that?</quote>I have all the gear I'll need </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 09/24/21 3:08:11 PM #32:	averagejoel posted... I have all the gear I'll need That's great to hear! Because one of our shitty horror movies will truly be enhanced by an iconic, Halloween-esque score. And I trust you have the skills to pull that off. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/p6Wfowq <cite>Kitt posted [p:958375651] in I want to ... [t:79676413]...</cite> <quote>averagejoel posted... </cite> <quote>I have all the gear I'll need</quote>That's great to hear! Because one of our shitty horror movies will truly be enhanced by an iconic, Halloween-esque score. And I trust you have the skills to pull that off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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