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Pepys Monster
09/20/21 11:48:36 AM
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She told me that boys shouldn't cry, because that's showing weakness. Did your mom do the same?

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Heartomaton
09/20/21 11:49:01 AM
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No, my mom was smart.

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Veggeta_MAX
09/20/21 11:49:30 AM
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I tell crying babies that the police will come arrest them if they don't stop crying.

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Mist_Turnips
09/20/21 11:49:31 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
No, my mom was smart.

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ZannoL
09/20/21 11:50:38 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
No, my mom was smart.

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MedeaLysistrata
09/20/21 11:52:12 AM
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I have a feeling someone's mom does say ought not to instead of shouldnt

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Pepys Monster
09/20/21 11:52:48 AM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
I have a feeling someone's mom does say ought not to instead of shouldnt
WTF?

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SiO4
09/20/21 11:56:20 AM
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"...My Mother used to tie me to the kitchen table, and stick ice-cubes up my butt. And with every Ice Cube she inserted I promised myself I would be warm...."

~Phil Hendrie....via, probably, Vernon Dosher.

I really wish I could find that bit.
I think it was called Secret Admirer or something.
His radio show was fucking fantastic back in its heyday.
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