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Trumble 09/17/21 4:38:36 PM #1:	$5500, but you can no longer hear farts. Take it Leave it $5500, but you can no longer hear farts. - Results (35 votes) Take it 74.29% (26 votes) 26 Leave it 25.71% (9 votes) 9 This includes recordings / mimickings thereof. Any sound that either is a fart, or is intended to sound like one, you simply don't hear it. You can still smell farts. You just can't hear them. --- And God said, Let there be Trumble: and there was Trumble. <cite>Trumble posted [p:958150462] in $5500, but... [t:79666383]...</cite> <quote> $5500, but you can no longer hear farts. Take it Leave it Vote View Results $5500, but you can no longer hear farts. - Results (35 votes) Take it 74.29% (26 votes) 26 Leave it 25.71% (9 votes) 9 Show Voting Form This includes recordings / mimickings thereof. Any sound that either is a fart, or is intended to sound like one, you simply don't hear it. You can still smell farts. You just can't hear them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 09/17/21 4:39:42 PM #2:	Farts are the one thing in life that still bring me joy NO DEAL --- Common sense charged before shipping - some dude <cite>Smackems posted [p:958150500] in $5500, but... [t:79666383]...</cite> <quote>Farts are the one thing in life that still bring me joy NO DEAL </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 09/17/21 4:45:36 PM #3:	No deal. It is krucial that I am audibly alerted to stop breathing and vacate the area. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:958150688] in $5500, but... [t:79666383]...</cite> <quote>No deal. It is krucial that I am audibly alerted to stop breathing and vacate the area. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The-Apostle 09/17/21 6:11:16 PM #4:	I can't even hear them on Family Guy? --- http://goo.gl/mnO36O #GoPackGo Not changing sig until EA brings a good create a team mode back to Madden. Started 9/10/2021 <cite>The-Apostle posted [p:958153297] in $5500, but... [t:79666383]...</cite> <quote>I can't even hear them on Family Guy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 09/17/21 6:11:53 PM #5:	Farts are the spice of life. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:958153310] in $5500, but... [t:79666383]...</cite> <quote>Farts are the spice of life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fade2black001 09/17/21 6:14:14 PM #6:	I just farted --- Put on a smile cause Jesus loves you <cite>Fade2black001 posted [p:958153364] in $5500, but... [t:79666383]...</cite> <quote>I just farted </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 09/17/21 6:24:45 PM #7:	Id be tearing it up and saying "hahahaha I don't hear anything. Must be your imagination" --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:958153675] in $5500, but... [t:79666383]...</cite> <quote>Id be tearing it up and saying "hahahaha I don't hear anything. Must be your imagination" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 09/17/21 6:36:42 PM #8:	Ive heard that deaf people are surprised to learn that people can hear their farts --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna *COMBINED!* <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:958154013] in $5500, but... [t:79666383]...</cite> <quote>Ive heard that deaf people are surprised to learn that people can hear their farts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 09/17/21 6:38:47 PM #9:	I love ripping a big fart --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider! <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:958154072] in $5500, but... [t:79666383]...</cite> <quote>I love ripping a big fart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 09/17/21 6:40:01 PM #10:	Farts will never not be funny --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:958154103] in $5500, but... [t:79666383]...</cite> <quote>Farts will never not be funny </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BilalPowell 09/17/21 6:40:05 PM #11:	Small sacrifice for free money no big deal. --- Former #1 Birmingham Iron Fan. RIP AAF <cite>BilalPowell posted [p:958154107] in $5500, but... [t:79666383]...</cite> <quote>Small sacrifice for free money no big deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 09/18/21 1:43:38 AM #12:	The-Apostle posted... I can't even hear them on Family Guy? Nope. You can still read "[fart sound]" in the subtitles though, if it's there. All non-auditory forms of detecting flatulence (or simulations thereof) are still available to you. Turbam posted... Id be tearing it up and saying "hahahaha I don't hear anything. Must be your imagination" You could do that anyway, though? --- And God said, Let there be Trumble: and there was Trumble. <cite>Trumble posted [p:958164531] in $5500, but... [t:79666383]...</cite> <quote>The-Apostle posted... </cite> <quote>I can't even hear them on Family Guy? </quote>Nope. You can still read "[fart sound]" in the subtitles though, if it's there. All non-auditory forms of detecting flatulence (or simulations thereof) are still available to you. Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>Id be tearing it up and saying "hahahaha I don't hear anything. Must be your imagination"</quote> You could do that anyway, though? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 09/18/21 1:44:50 AM #13:	Whats the downside <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:958164544] in $5500, but... [t:79666383]...</cite> <quote>Whats the downside </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 09/18/21 1:46:45 AM #14:	Kanaya413 posted... Whats the downside You're walking through a crowded area. Someone drops a huge F-bomb (and I don't mean that they say "fuck"). A real putrid one. If you were still able to hear farts, you'd have received the auditory warning and had time to react, but you don't. You are overcome by the sheer stench of the fart. You cannot breathe. You die. And because the person who farted had just injected a marijuana, there was a slight amount of THC in that fart. Which means you got slightly high, which is a sin, and so you go directly to Heck. All for $5500. You still wonder what the downside is, eh? --- And God said, Let there be Trumble: and there was Trumble. <cite>Trumble posted [p:958164575] in $5500, but... [t:79666383]...</cite> <quote>Kanaya413 posted... </cite> <quote>Whats the downside</quote>You're walking through a crowded area. Someone drops a huge F-bomb (and I don't mean that they say "fuck"). A real putrid one. If you were still able to hear farts, you'd have received the auditory warning and had time to react, but you don't. You are overcome by the sheer stench of the fart. You cannot breathe. You die. And because the person who farted had just injected a marijuana, there was a slight amount of THC in that fart. Which means you got slightly high, which is a sin, and so you go directly to Heck. All for $5500. You still wonder what the downside is, eh? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 09/18/21 1:47:48 AM #15:	Trumble posted... You're walking through a crowded area. Someone drops a huge F-bomb (and I don't mean that they say "fuck"). A real putrid one. If you were still able to hear farts, you'd have received the auditory warning and had time to react, but you don't. You are overcome by the sheer stench of the fart. You cannot breathe. You die. And because the person who farted had just injected a marijuana, there was a slight amount of THC in that fart. Which means you got slightly high, which is a sin, and so you go directly to Heck. All for $5500. You still wonder what the downside is, eh? If someones fart is killing people theres a much bigger problem here <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:958164591] in $5500, but... [t:79666383]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite> <quote>You're walking through a crowded area. Someone drops a huge F-bomb (and I don't mean that they say "fuck"). A real putrid one. If you were still able to hear farts, you'd have received the auditory warning and had time to react, but you don't. You are overcome by the sheer stench of the fart. You cannot breathe. You die. And because the person who farted had just injected a marijuana, there was a slight amount of THC in that fart. Which means you got slightly high, which is a sin, and so you go directly to Heck. All for $5500. You still wonder what the downside is, eh?</quote>If someones fart is killing people theres a much bigger problem here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 09/18/21 1:50:23 AM #16:	Fade2black001 posted... I just farted describe the sound --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:958164640] in $5500, but... [t:79666383]...</cite> <quote>Fade2black001 posted... </cite> <quote>I just farted</quote>describe the sound </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 09/18/21 1:55:34 AM #17:	leave it, the sound is the best part of the fart --- #BladeGang <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:958164717] in $5500, but... [t:79666383]...</cite> <quote>leave it, the sound is the best part of the fart </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The-Apostle 09/18/21 11:39:41 PM #18:	Trumble posted... Nope. You can still read "[fart sound]" in the subtitles though, if it's there. All non-auditory forms of detecting flatulence (or simulations thereof) are still available to you. Then no deal. >_> --- http://goo.gl/mnO36O #GoPackGo Not changing sig until EA brings a good create a team mode back to Madden. Started 9/10/2021 <cite>The-Apostle posted [p:958189343] in $5500, but... [t:79666383]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite> <quote>Nope. You can still read "[fart sound]" in the subtitles though, if it's there. All non-auditory forms of detecting flatulence (or simulations thereof) are still available to you.</quote>Then no deal. >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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