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LeoRavus 09/12/21 2:08:50 PM #1:	I know this is a morbid topic, but do most people think about this? I'd get around $275 for the house and over $200k in life insurance. They made it clear where all the paperwork is just in case. I also left them everything in my will so it balances out. Well sort of. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:957981819] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>I know this is a morbid topic, but do most people think about this? I'd get around $275 for the house and over $200k in life insurance. They made it clear where all the paperwork is just in case. I also left them everything in my will so it balances out. Well sort of. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AceAttorneyist 09/12/21 2:11:15 PM #2:	Pretty close to jack shit. --- (... D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?) <cite>AceAttorneyist posted [p:957981894] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>Pretty close to jack shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sabrestorm 09/12/21 2:11:17 PM #3:	Both mine have been dead almost 10 years, they had nothing to give, no insurance or anything but I dont care, I would love to have them back in our old house with me still being 10 --- The Truth is the Truth <cite>sabrestorm posted [p:957981897] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>Both mine have been dead almost 10 years, they had nothing to give, no insurance or anything but I dont care, I would love to have them back in our old house with me still being 10 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheLiarParadox 09/12/21 2:22:41 PM #4:	Somewhere between 500k and 900k, depending on if she wants to leave the house for me to settle as well. I'm responsible for divvying everything up though and depending on how ugly that gets, and it's definitely going to get UGLY, I likely won't keep anything for myself. --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. <cite>TheLiarParadox posted [p:957982329] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>Somewhere between 500k and 900k, depending on if she wants to leave the house for me to settle as well. I'm responsible for divvying everything up though and depending on how ugly that gets, and it's definitely going to get UGLY, I likely won't keep anything for myself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 09/12/21 2:24:43 PM #6:	My mum is already dead and I haven't spoken to my dad since 2012 so I'm guessing fuck all. <cite>Glob posted [p:957982392] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>My mum is already dead and I haven't spoken to my dad since 2012 so I'm guessing fuck all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 09/12/21 2:25:14 PM #7:	My father has a million dollar policy I think. My mother and father combined have got about 2 million in 401k assets + several pensions. I don't know how much of that I would get after uncle Sam rubs his dick all over it. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:957982400] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>My father has a million dollar policy I think. My mother and father combined have got about 2 million in 401k assets + several pensions. I don't know how much of that I would get after uncle Sam rubs his dick all over it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 09/12/21 2:36:18 PM #8:	TheLiarParadox posted... Somewhere between 500k and 900k, depending on if she wants to leave the house for me to settle as well. I'm responsible for divvying everything up though and depending on how ugly that gets, and it's definitely going to get UGLY, I likely won't keep anything for myself. That sucks. For me it couldn't get ugly since they have a will and left everything to my brother and me. My brother lives with me and I pretty much control his life since he's so irresponsible so I'd just take command of everything. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:957982706] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>TheLiarParadox posted... </cite> <quote>Somewhere between 500k and 900k, depending on if she wants to leave the house for me to settle as well. I'm responsible for divvying everything up though and depending on how ugly that gets, and it's definitely going to get UGLY, I likely won't keep anything for myself.</quote>That sucks. For me it couldn't get ugly since they have a will and left everything to my brother and me. My brother lives with me and I pretty much control his life since he's so irresponsible so I'd just take command of everything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 09/12/21 2:37:33 PM #9:	Parents, fuck all. Maybe I'd now have a spare car and a bit of cash. Grandparents though, they've already given their children their inheritance and so what's left over is all for my generation, and THAT could be a lot. Definitely in the 6 digits at least. --- To Trumble, or not to Trumble, that is the question. <cite>Trumble posted [p:957982742] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>Parents, fuck all. Maybe I'd now have a spare car and a bit of cash. Grandparents though, they've already given their children their inheritance and so what's left over is all for my generation, and THAT could be a lot. Definitely in the 6 digits at least. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 09/12/21 2:37:59 PM #10:	I'm not privy to that information. --- I often wonder if we are growing as a people... or in fact, regressing. <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:957982755] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>I'm not privy to that information. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BeyondWalls 09/12/21 2:38:01 PM #11:	A KFC spork and a bill from KFC for one spork. --- END OF LINE <cite>BeyondWalls posted [p:957982758] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>A KFC spork and a bill from KFC for one spork. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 09/12/21 2:39:07 PM #12:	Nothing. My mom is a broke loser, and my dad got remarried, so his shit will go to his new wife. --- Ryzen 3800x, 6900XT, 32 gig, 970pro, Asus Strix x570-E FC: SW-8431-3263-1243 <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:957982787] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>Nothing. My mom is a broke loser, and my dad got remarried, so his shit will go to his new wife. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kombucha 09/12/21 2:39:53 PM #13:	Solar_Crimson posted... I'm not privy to that information. This ^^ --- http://www.last.fm/user/walkingishonest <cite>Kombucha posted [p:957982812] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>Solar_Crimson posted... </cite> <quote>I'm not privy to that information.</quote> This ^^ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AsucaHayashi 09/12/21 2:41:44 PM #14:	nothing that i wouldn't give back for one more day with both of them i'd imagine. realistically though most likely not much since parents were never well off but managed to make my brother and i comfortable enough to not wish for much else. --- http://abload.de/img/pcgamingxtuvt.jpg https://imgur.com/9Yv0R2Z <cite>AsucaHayashi posted [p:957982868] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>nothing that i wouldn't give back for one more day with both of them i'd imagine. realistically though most likely not much since parents were never well off but managed to make my brother and i comfortable enough to not wish for much else. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MegaTech 09/12/21 2:43:00 PM #15:	I dont expect anything. --- That one bloke with a haggard smirk, whereabouts unknown, puttin in that cloak and dagger work. https://imgur.com/c8xCRi7 - CoolbeansAvi <cite>MegaTech posted [p:957982917] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>I dont expect anything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 09/12/21 2:43:43 PM #16:	AceAttorneyist posted... Pretty close to jack shit. when both my parents died i didn't get anything other than a survivor's benefit. father was the first to go: stroke mother was the second years later: heart attack. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:957982943] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>AceAttorneyist posted...</cite> <quote>Pretty close to jack shit. </quote> when both my parents died i didn't get anything other than a survivor's benefit. father was the first to go: stroke mother was the second years later: heart attack.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 09/12/21 2:53:51 PM #17:	Probably nothing. My parents don't have a lot and never really saved money. Don't think they have life insurance either. They'll probably have to work til the day they die unless I can do anything about that. --- https://imgur.com/x04tPRZ https://imgur.com/t7T392I <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:957983249] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>Probably nothing. My parents don't have a lot and never really saved money. Don't think they have life insurance either. They'll probably have to work til the day they die unless I can do anything about that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheLiarParadox 09/12/21 5:35:12 PM #18:	LeoRavus posted... That sucks. For me it couldn't get ugly since they have a will and left everything to my brother and me. My brother lives with me and I pretty much control his life since he's so irresponsible so I'd just take command of everything. She has a will but it's not comprehensive enough. It's just for a few things she knows she will have done no matter what. Everything else is up in the air because she's too indecisive out of fear of leaving people with resentments toward her. It's going to be a shitshow no matter what but she at least has peace of mind thinking I will handle it better than her. --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. <cite>TheLiarParadox posted [p:957988611] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite> <quote>That sucks. For me it couldn't get ugly since they have a will and left everything to my brother and me. My brother lives with me and I pretty much control his life since he's so irresponsible so I'd just take command of everything.</quote>She has a will but it's not comprehensive enough. It's just for a few things she knows she will have done no matter what. Everything else is up in the air because she's too indecisive out of fear of leaving people with resentments toward her. It's going to be a shitshow no matter what but she at least has peace of mind thinking I will handle it better than her. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LeoRavus 09/12/21 7:07:29 PM #20:	TheLiarParadox posted... She has a will but it's not comprehensive enough. It's just for a few things she knows she will have done no matter what. Everything else is up in the air because she's too indecisive out of fear of leaving people with resentments toward her. It's going to be a shitshow no matter what but she at least has peace of mind thinking I will handle it better than her. If the will is clear it shouldn't be too bad. [LFAQs-redacted-quote] You should know about it if they have assets. I've heard stories about people who died without a will. All their money and assets were divided up among living family members. ALL of them. Like even distant cousins got something who they probably haven't seen for decades. People have to clarify this sort of thing officially before they die. No matter how old they are. Even us now who think we'll live forever should have a will that specifies where our things will go. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:957991684] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>TheLiarParadox posted... </cite> <quote>She has a will but it's not comprehensive enough. It's just for a few things she knows she will have done no matter what. Everything else is up in the air because she's too indecisive out of fear of leaving people with resentments toward her. It's going to be a shitshow no matter what but she at least has peace of mind thinking I will handle it better than her.</quote>If the will is clear it shouldn't be too bad. <cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> You should know about it if they have assets. I've heard stories about people who died without a will. All their money and assets were divided up among living family members. ALL of them. Like even distant cousins got something who they probably haven't seen for decades. People have to clarify this sort of thing officially before they die. No matter how old they are. Even us now who think we'll live forever should have a will that specifies where our things will go. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrebsxX 09/12/21 7:12:19 PM #21:	House in New York. It was last appraised in 2019 and has a worth of 700k <cite>XxKrebsxX posted [p:957991873] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>House in New York. It was last appraised in 2019 and has a worth of 700k </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 09/12/21 7:19:34 PM #22:	No idea My dad has a will all setup and everything, but I have no idea on even ballpark amounts. He made upper middle class money all of his career but lived well below his means. Both me and my brother live pretty comfortable lives so we won't really be fighting over anything. --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:957992110] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>No idea My dad has a will all setup and everything, but I have no idea on even ballpark amounts. He made upper middle class money all of his career but lived well below his means. Both me and my brother live pretty comfortable lives so we won't really be fighting over anything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 09/12/21 7:22:48 PM #23:	Probably nothing other than my sister and i i heriting the house. And then she'd probably live in it with her bf. Id hold onto the ewuity because its in one of the hottest housing markets in the world. Then if they wanted to buy me out, i'd possibly consider it. But then im balancing "charging my sister more" vs "quicker money but she gets all the future appreciation". With half the value if my folks' place i could probably buy a home bigger than that where i live. --- #BladeGang <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:957992221] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>Probably nothing other than my sister and i i heriting the house. And then she'd probably live in it with her bf. Id hold onto the ewuity because its in one of the hottest housing markets in the world. Then if they wanted to buy me out, i'd possibly consider it. But then im balancing "charging my sister more" vs "quicker money but she gets all the future appreciation". With half the value if my folks' place i could probably buy a home bigger than that where i live. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
One_Day_Remains 09/12/21 7:50:53 PM #24:	LeoRavus posted... but do most people think about this? Absolutely not --- Ten sounds sound like bloated constipated arena rock - GhettoFlip <cite>One_Day_Remains posted [p:957993134] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted...</cite> <quote>but do most people think about this? </quote> Absolutely not</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 09/12/21 7:51:37 PM #25:	I have no idea tbh. --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:957993159] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>I have no idea tbh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 09/12/21 7:52:13 PM #26:	Why make a morbid topic? --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:957993172] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>Why make a morbid topic? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 09/12/21 7:56:54 PM #27:	One_Day_Remains posted... Absolutely not Why not? I mean if they both died in a car crash wouldn't you like to know what's in store? --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:957993315] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>One_Day_Remains posted... </cite> <quote>Absolutely not</quote>Why not? I mean if they both died in a car crash wouldn't you like to know what's in store? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 09/12/21 8:03:47 PM #28:	Jiek_Fafn posted... No idea My dad has a will all setup and everything, but I have no idea on even ballpark amounts. He made upper middle class money all of his career but lived well below his means. Both me and my brother live pretty comfortable lives so we won't really be fighting over anything. This --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna *COMBINED!* <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:957993508] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite> <quote>No idea My dad has a will all setup and everything, but I have no idea on even ballpark amounts. He made upper middle class money all of his career but lived well below his means. Both me and my brother live pretty comfortable lives so we won't really be fighting over anything.</quote>This </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
One_Day_Remains 09/12/21 8:14:25 PM #29:	LeoRavus posted... Why not? I mean if they both died in a car crash wouldn't you like to know what's in store? You're definitely not being serious with this question lol. --- Ten sounds sound like bloated constipated arena rock - GhettoFlip <cite>One_Day_Remains posted [p:957993811] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted...</cite> <quote> Why not? I mean if they both died in a car crash wouldn't you like to know what's in store? </quote> You're definitely not being serious with this question lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 09/12/21 8:16:25 PM #30:	One_Day_Remains posted... You're definitely not being serious with this question lol. Why not. You should be aware of these sorts of things. You'll have to deal with your parents' affairs after they're dead. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:957993872] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>One_Day_Remains posted... </cite> <quote>You're definitely not being serious with this question lol.</quote>Why not. You should be aware of these sorts of things. You'll have to deal with your parents' affairs after they're dead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
One_Day_Remains 09/12/21 8:18:16 PM #31:	LeoRavus posted... Why not. You should be aware of these sorts of things. You'll have to deal with your parents' affairs after their dead. And I'll cross that bridge when I get there. Right now I don't have any interest in thinking about my parents' deaths and neither do the vast majority of people (who haven't had abusive parents perhaps) --- Ten sounds sound like bloated constipated arena rock - GhettoFlip <cite>One_Day_Remains posted [p:957993924] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted...</cite> <quote> Why not. You should be aware of these sorts of things. You'll have to deal with your parents' affairs after their dead. </quote> And I'll cross that bridge when I get there. Right now I don't have any interest in thinking about my parents' deaths and neither do the vast majority of people (who haven't had abusive parents perhaps)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 09/12/21 8:20:21 PM #32:	One_Day_Remains posted... And I'll cross that bridge when I get there. Right now I don't have any interest in thinking about my parents' deaths and neither do the vast majority of people (who haven't had abusive parents perhaps) So my parents are bad people for discussing this with me and stressing the importance? They know first hand how it can end badly if things aren't in order. --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:957993990] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>One_Day_Remains posted... </cite> <quote>And I'll cross that bridge when I get there. Right now I don't have any interest in thinking about my parents' deaths and neither do the vast majority of people (who haven't had abusive parents perhaps)</quote>So my parents are bad people for discussing this with me and stressing the importance? They know first hand how it can end badly if things aren't in order. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
One_Day_Remains 09/12/21 8:28:39 PM #33:	LeoRavus posted... So my parents are bad people for discussing this with me and stressing the importance? Ugh, jesus. I said people generally don't think about life after the death of their parents, but people who were abused and are awaiting said deaths may feel differently. This doesn't imply you are in that camp. --- Ten sounds sound like bloated constipated arena rock - GhettoFlip <cite>One_Day_Remains posted [p:957994215] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted...</cite> <quote>So my parents are bad people for discussing this with me and stressing the importance?</quote> Ugh, jesus. I said people generally don't think about life after the death of their parents, but people who were abused and are awaiting said deaths may feel differently. This doesn't imply you are in that camp.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheLiarParadox 09/12/21 8:55:58 PM #35:	LeoRavus posted... If the will is clear it shouldn't be too bad. It's not the limitations of the will but of herself. If she could just say in no uncertain terms what she wanted to do and let that be the end of it, it wouldn't be a problem. She simply can't do that because of a bunch of hangups and the complexity of navigating the feelings of a huge family with everyone having wildly different perceptions of who deserves what and, more importantly to most, who doesn't deserve what. It's a no-win situation, she just can't accept it. --- Spongebob is not a contraceptive. <cite>TheLiarParadox posted [p:957994988] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite> <quote>If the will is clear it shouldn't be too bad.</quote>It's not the limitations of the will but of herself. If she could just say in no uncertain terms what she wanted to do and let that be the end of it, it wouldn't be a problem. She simply can't do that because of a bunch of hangups and the complexity of navigating the feelings of a huge family with everyone having wildly different perceptions of who deserves what and, more importantly to most, who doesn't deserve what. It's a no-win situation, she just can't accept it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 09/12/21 9:41:53 PM #36:	Crono99 posted... Zero. They're in debt way over their net worth They don't have life insurance? --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:957996256] in If your pa... [t:79658056]...</cite> <quote>Crono99 posted... </cite> <quote>Zero. They're in debt way over their net worth</quote>They don't have life insurance? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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