Current Events > I ran into Cpt. Pineapple's wife at the store today

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I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother her and ask for photos or anything.

She said, Oh, like youre doing now?

I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but she kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing her hand shut in front of my face.

I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Bitch, you need to pay for those first. At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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DuranOfForcena posted...

well?

Well?!

Was hungrybox the start of this pasta?

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