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Chicken 09/03/21 7:53:58 AM #1:	So when I wake up Im hella gassy. Like 30 mins of ass ripping fun (I think its because of my cpap machine because I didnt fart this much before) but I dont poop! The poop comes while Im on my commute to work and ive had a few close calls. Like moving my body loosens the poop down to my butt? should I do some twerking in the morning so I can poop before I leave? --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:957696414] in Help me po... [t:79644138]...</cite> <quote>So when I wake up Im hella gassy. Like 30 mins of ass ripping fun (I think its because of my cpap machine because I didnt fart this much before) but I dont poop! The poop comes while Im on my commute to work and ive had a few close calls. Like moving my body loosens the poop down to my butt? should I do some twerking in the morning so I can poop before I leave? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrToothHasYou 09/03/21 7:55:33 AM #2:	Wake up earlier? --- An Injury to One is an Injury to All https://iww.org/ <cite>MrToothHasYou posted [p:957696431] in Help me po... [t:79644138]...</cite> <quote>Wake up earlier? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ 09/03/21 7:55:45 AM #3:	yeah twerking --- "Context Matters" <cite>SquantoZ posted [p:957696436] in Help me po... [t:79644138]...</cite> <quote>yeah twerking </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 09/03/21 8:19:18 AM #4:	SquantoZ posted... yeah twerking MrToothHasYou posted... Wake up earlier? The fucks wrong with you?? --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:957696810] in Help me po... [t:79644138]...</cite> <quote>SquantoZ posted... </cite> <quote>yeah twerking</quote> MrToothHasYou posted... </cite> <quote>Wake up earlier?</quote>The fucks wrong with you?? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 09/04/21 4:37:23 PM #6:	Birds don't have any sphincter control, so if you're a chicken, what you need is help NOT pooping. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:957735744] in Help me po... [t:79644138]...</cite> <quote>Birds don't have any sphincter control, so if you're a chicken, what you need is help NOT pooping. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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