Current Events > wtf. my ubereats order is on a bicycle and they're on the other side of town

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_BlueMonk
09/02/21 8:59:59 PM
#1:


why is uber telling me itll be here in 10 minutes

how do i fucking cancel this shit

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The Popo
09/02/21 9:01:42 PM
#2:


Maybe you accidentally ordered it to be delivered tomorrow

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BloodMoon7
09/02/21 9:02:06 PM
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It'll be there in 10 minutes. You underestimate my SPEED.

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Patty_Fleur
09/02/21 9:02:10 PM
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Are you actually serious about the bike?
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_BlueMonk
09/02/21 9:02:46 PM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Are you actually serious about the bike?
yes, on my order tracking page it says they're on a bike

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Kombucha
09/02/21 9:03:13 PM
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CE_gonna_CE
09/02/21 9:04:20 PM
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If they already picked up the food you cant cancel it. Or if you can, youre not getting any money back most likely.

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3PiesAndAFork
09/02/21 9:05:01 PM
#8:


You underestimate how quick they can be. Bikes don't need to follow the rules of the road.

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yunalenne10
09/02/21 9:07:09 PM
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Motor bike, maybe?

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BrownBearKing
09/02/21 9:11:08 PM
#10:


I havent seen one bad response in this topic. TC is overreacting.

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Johnny_Nutcase
09/02/21 9:11:14 PM
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Maybe it's Lance Armstrong?

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