Current Events > DSPGaming General XXII: Yes, he's still a POS

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DeadBankerDream posted...

Yo, about that sandwich.

I honestly don't get what the issue was. Sure, it looked overdressed and a little difficult to hold because of it.

But so what? He acted like it was the most disgusting thing he's ever seen. It's just a burger king chicken sandwich with a little too much dressing that you could eat just fine with a tiny bit of effort if you wanted to. Instead you went out of your way to be a super Karen about it on, reminder, your wife's birthday. What did it even cost, 4 dollars?

He is still not over it:

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1438363983925297152?s=19

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Again, just looking at it, I don't see the inedibility or disgustingness. It's a (already disgusting) low quality fastfood burger with a little too much sauce on it.

Continuously making your wife's birthday about you not only on the day, but a week and a half after it happened over this is the most bizarre thing.

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Who hasn't gotten a bad order from a fast food place? It's such a minor issue, which one would think would especially be the case for a mature adult who is so busy every day that he barely has time to shower. Yes, Burger King should respond to his complaint (and who knows, it might already be in his spam folder), but it gets to a point where it makes more sense to simply let it go and not eat at that restaurant again.

And he wonders why no one retweets him.

This is how you know this dude doesn't have any real problems.

One day he'll talk for hours about how his blanket didn't cover his left foot and how it was freezing.

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I recently played No More Heroes for the first time in a decade, and as I sometimes do when I finish a new game, or one I haven't played in a while is look up if there's a TIHYDP for it. Apparently there's no full TIHYDP of Phil's NMH's playthrough, but I did find an unfinished one that had this absolutely amazing opening where Phil forgets that the PS3 installs games when you boot them up the first time and just... leaves it in and says its what makes his playthroughs unique.

https://youtu.be/hWD_2miyaSg?t=169

Also later in the video when he has to fight the character Shinobu, he thinks that she's named Shinobu because Shinobi is copyrighted, presumably by the video game. Amazing.

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DSP going full Karen over a shitty burger, love it

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"The Immortal"

oh boy

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DeadBankerDream posted...

I recently played No More Heroes for the first time in a decade, and as I sometimes do when I finish a new game, or one I haven't played in a while is look up if there's a TIHYDP for it. Apparently there's no full TIHYDP of Phil's NMH's playthrough, but I did find an unfinished one that had this absolutely amazing opening where Phil forgets that the PS3 installs games when you boot them up the first time and just... leaves it in and says its what makes his playthroughs unique.

https://youtu.be/hWD_2miyaSg?t=169

Also later in the video when he has to fight the character Shinobu, he thinks that she's named Shinobu because Shinobi is copyrighted, presumably by the video game. Amazing.

It's always hilarious to listen to him try to justify the sheer laziness behind his "raw, authentic" content.

DeadBankerDream posted...

I recently played No More Heroes for the first time in a decade, and as I sometimes do when I finish a new game, or one I haven't played in a while is look up if there's a TIHYDP for it. Apparently there's no full TIHYDP of Phil's NMH's playthrough, but I did find an unfinished one that had this absolutely amazing opening where Phil forgets that the PS3 installs games when you boot them up the first time and just... leaves it in and says its what makes his playthroughs unique.

<a title="Linkificator: https://youtu.be/hWD_2miyaSg?t=169" href="https://youtu.be/hWD_2miyaSg?t=169" class="linkificator-ext" rel="noreferrer">https://youtu.be/hWD_2miyaSg?t=169</a>;

Also later in the video when he has to fight the character Shinobu, he thinks that she's named Shinobu because Shinobi is copyrighted, presumably by the video game. Amazing.

Oh wow, while I know of some Twitch streamers sometimes installing a game or downloading an unexpected update live, they will usually take that time to interact with their audience. I don't know if this was Twitch or just a random Let's Play he did, but it goes to show how lazy he is that he didn't check about the game install. It's not "raw, authentic content" but just shitty content.

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I'm pretty sure that was before he was streaming.

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He still does stuff like that on stream from time to time. It's just less obvious now because of the 90 minute prestreams and all the bathroom breaks.

DeadBankerDream posted...

I'm pretty sure that was before he was streaming.

Ah yes, when he pointed a camera at his TV to record game footage.

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MasterVG782 posted...

Ah yes, when he pointed a camera at his TV to record game footage.

That's why I'm assuming. Doesn't seem conducive to a good stream.

Or even a Phil quality one.

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He gets angry if you suggest that he should download updates off stream so he doesn't waste time.

He is too busy dood!

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So he bans the Snowkarl meme after allowing it to go on for I dunno, has it been months, without caring. But suddenly anyone who partakes in it is an asshole and a moron and they're gonna get an instant ban as if they're no different from his trolls. I get not wanting to clog up your chat with one thing, even if in his case it's just cause he's upset people aren't talking about him 100% of the time, but you can shut down something without insulting everyone partaking in it. Especially when you've cultivated it by allowing it to go on.

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Derich crossed a line. Ugh.

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I saw.

I wish I hadn't.

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What happened with Derich?

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Just got back home from work and what's this new drama? I'm sure I'll find out soon enough. Have to get a few things done before I slump down to catch up on the episode of DSP

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He tweeted something to a porn star.

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It's pretty nsfw.

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Oh, okay. Thanks

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that derich tweet wtf man

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People realize the sad thing about DSP? All this controversy works. it gets him what he wants: attention and money. No matter what he does, no matter how far he falls he always has his old reliable whales to drop their disability checks for him. $200+ to watch a 40 year old man dress up like a clown and beg for money.

I tried to look up Derich's tweets, but I'm not seeing anything.

Was it taken down?

Not as of an hour ago.

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What's his twitter handle? I might be looking up the wrong one?

If it can't be posted here, just DM me.

I find it interesting so many sexual deviants are attracted to someone supposedly wholesome like DSP

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WallStreetWolf posted...

I find it interesting so many sexual deviants are attracted to someone supposedly wholesome like DSP

Weirdos, bottom of the barrel types congregate around dsp because he gives them attention when they tip him.

Most of them have been kicked out and ostracised from other communities.

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DevilZhouYu posted...

What's his twitter handle? I might be looking up the wrong one?

If it can't be posted here, just DM me.

even linking to his twitter might be moddable since it's like 90% porn lol

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Didn't see anything on KF about it. But that's how i just found out Bashurverse died

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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

even linking to his twitter might be moddable since it's like 90% porn lol

Ah, so I am looking up the right handle.

Which is weird, since all I see is him @'ing a fuckton of pornstars lol.

I saw Derich's tweet and I wish I hadn't.

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Vyrulisse posted...

I saw Derich's tweet and I wish I hadn't.

My curiousity got the better of me.

Dammit...

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1438725047531630592

Can't find easily found release date: Gets mad

Finds easily found release date: Gets mad

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Hyping up outfits that a gullible fanbase must pay to see? Yes, DSP, that is terrible.

pokeytrader posted...

Hyping up outfits that a gullible fanbase must pay to see? Yes, DSP, that is terrible.

The situational awareness is absolutely astounding.

DeadBankerDream posted...

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1438725047531630592

Can't find easily found release date: Gets mad

Finds easily found release date: Gets mad

It is staggering how upset he is at a game he doesn't even play. Like he was personally victimized by it.

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It's a costume for a popular Capcom-only character from a game that people love. Of course they are going to promote it as much as they can to get people to buy it. And yeah, for a game he doesn't play anymore, he sure seems to be very upset about it. He should just stick to his fourth-place older Street Fighter game (or whatever his claim to fame is), while complaining about "lag" and "dropped inputs" all the time.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPDiscussion/comments/pq3xlk/lmao/

Bunch of people are learning about dsp and his 13 year legacy.

Of course he only ranted back from his safe space prestream.

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Clips of the prestream? Also link to the twitter thread?

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https://twitter.com/audrawilliams/status/1438843100269629445
Where she talks about him.

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1438653343530774528
The whole quote tweet.

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Thanks.

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"A sulky man's burger angst" is a great title for the next thread when it comes around.

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He's still going on about burger king holy shit. He's never talked this much about the stuff the SOK did. BK truly the biggest detractors.

Don't mess with his food.

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LightningAce11 posted...

He's still going on about burger king holy shit. He's never talked this much about the stuff the SOK did. BK truly the biggest detractors.

Don't mess with his food.

I think it's just food in general, not just BK.

Someone here said it best: when it's a regular question, he gives one sentence answers. But when you ask him about FOOD? Hoo boy.

Of course he is going to continue talking about Burger King. Going viral and getting attention. That's all he cares about

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WallStreetWolf posted...

Of course he is going to continue talking about Burger King. Going viral and getting attention. That's all he cares about

People havent realized? lol. He's doing this on purpose. It's what makes him so scummy. He's so desperate for clout it's painfully obvious.

Exactly. Some of the people on this topic are really not that much brighter and falling for his schemes. DSP doesn't care about getting a refund. He's hoping they keep ignoring him ever since he realized the situation is getting him attention and going viral

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He's so absolutely desperate for any attention. Anything. It's pathetic. He's the single most pathetic person I've ever met. "DSP is winning" dude makes 6 figures and is absolutely broke and alone. He will never accomplish anything in life. Dude is fucked if he can't stream. He has no friends, no anything. He probably doesn;t even leave his house.

Let me put it this way: for his wifes b-day he took her to fucking Burger King. Burger. King. Then made it all about him. Nothing else matters. Fucking pathetic piece of human refuse.