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MFBKBass5
08/26/21 10:01:16 AM
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Me, her, and another woman.

Does this mean Im going to get to earn the belt?

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pinky0926
08/26/21 10:02:41 AM
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My advice to you is play it extremely cool and don't get your hopes up. They're called unicorns for a reason.

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BeyondWalls
08/26/21 10:03:37 AM
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My advice is dont get too comfortable in that relationship. Seems like shes already shopping around.

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gunplagirl
08/26/21 10:03:44 AM
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Tc, you're gonna get eiffel towered. Remember to be careful balancing yourself, getting jerked from two directions at opposite ends of your body can really make you struggle to stay up.

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BigMeatyClaws
08/26/21 10:04:25 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Tc, you're gonna get eiffel towered. Remember to be careful balancing yourself, getting jerked from two directions at opposite ends of your body can really make you struggle to stay up.
This. Make sure you lube up your asshole at least 24 hours before.

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The_Yahtz09
08/26/21 10:05:07 AM
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I have no experience in the matter. If this happened to me, Id be worried about getting dropped if someone else is added to the mix.

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BeyondWalls
08/26/21 10:05:39 AM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
Me, her, and another woman.
Did she specifically say another woman or you assumed she meant another woman?

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Njolk
08/26/21 10:08:04 AM
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My ex asked the same and I actually am not interested in having sex with anyone else

She got super pissed at me. "EVERY other guy in the world would be jumping at this chance!" That was the beginning of the end

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MFBKBass5
08/26/21 10:09:32 AM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Did she specifically say another woman or you assumed she meant another woman?

I asked and she said another woman. Id def be interested if its with the right person that both her and I like. Idk.

Its not like, this huge fantasy of mine tho.

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gunplagirl
08/26/21 10:09:50 AM
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BigMeatyClaws posted...
This. Make sure you lube up your asshole at least 24 hours before.
At the very least, be a courteous recipient and don't eat anything in the 16 hours preceding sexy times. You don't want any mishaps ruining the mood.

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monkmith
08/26/21 10:10:24 AM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
Me, her, and another woman.
sounds like an assumption, one that will crash and burn when she leads the bull in by his foot long dong...

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BeyondWalls
08/26/21 10:11:35 AM
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Njolk posted...
My ex asked the same and I actually am not interested in having sex with anyone else

She got super pissed at me. "EVERY other guy in the world would be jumping at this chance!" That was the beginning of the end
My friend said something similar about his ex-wife except he went through with it for awhile. He said, you can turn a housewife into a slut, but you cant turn a slut back into a housewife.

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MFBKBass5
08/26/21 10:12:32 AM
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BeyondWalls posted...
My friend said something similar about his ex-wife except he went through with it for awhile. He said, you can turn a housewife into a slut, but you cant turn a slut back into a housewife.

pretty outdated viewpoint of women right thereJesus.

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BeyondWalls
08/26/21 10:15:09 AM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
pretty outdated viewpoint of women right thereJesus.
Not really dude. Although it was 2001 when he told me that. But Id take that advice to heart.

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Skype
08/26/21 10:19:17 AM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Not really dude. Although it was 2001 when he told me that. But Id take that advice to heart.

You also sound old and outdated.

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MFBKBass5
08/26/21 10:19:40 AM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Not really dude. Although it was 2001 when he told me that. But Id take that advice to heart.


big yikes

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Zodd3224
08/26/21 10:20:00 AM
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I'm still waiting to hear these words

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MFBKBass5
08/26/21 8:12:57 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
I'm still waiting to hear these words


oh Ya Ive been thinking about it ever since she mentioned it

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FortuneCookie
08/26/21 8:14:08 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
My advice to you is play it extremely cool and don't get your hopes up. They're called unicorns for a reason.

She wants a threesome and she's into My Little Pony roleplay? Talk about kinky.
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Shezarr
08/26/21 8:14:26 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Not really dude. Although it was 2001 when he told me that. But Id take that advice to heart.
You and your friend are both horrible human beings

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WingsOfGood
08/26/21 8:15:23 PM
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Watch other woman be uggo and you regret dis.
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MFBKBass5
08/26/21 8:17:54 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
Watch other woman be uggo and you regret dis.


nahhh my girlfriend has great taste in women

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SauI_Goodman
08/26/21 8:18:30 PM
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Its a test. And you failed


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Lanzol
08/26/21 8:19:13 PM
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i've had a couple threesomes and they're honestly better than you can imagine
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Dark_SilverX
08/26/21 8:21:04 PM
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eat the other woman butt as your girlfriend watch

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MrResetti
08/26/21 8:21:49 PM
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This is a pivotal moment in your relationship.
Where it starts falling apart.

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Zodd3224
08/26/21 8:33:24 PM
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Haters gonna tell you this is a bad thing

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Lost_All_Senses
08/26/21 8:36:30 PM
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Do it, but only focus on your gf. Your relationship will end up stronger instead of weakened because she see's you give more attention to another woman. Almost give the impression that the other girl is in the way of you just giving attention to your girl. Then finish on the other girls face.

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scorpion41
08/26/21 8:37:54 PM
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Itll start as MFF for you, then itll turn into MMF for her one day and shell get pissed if you refuse. But, go ahead and open that Pandoras box if you want.

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MFBKBass5
08/26/21 8:40:52 PM
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scorpion41 posted...
Itll start as MFF for you, then itll turn into MMF for her one day and shell get pissed if you refuse. But, go ahead and open that Pandoras box if you want.

she knows Im not interested and also not attracted to me. She always likes women so it makes sense to do a MFF

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pfh1001
08/26/21 9:29:26 PM
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MrResetti posted...
This is a pivotal moment in your relationship.
Where it starts falling apart.
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XxKrebsxX
08/26/21 9:41:25 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
Me, her, and another woman.

Does this mean Im going to get to earn the belt?

I had a MFF threesome with an ex. Keyword ex. Shit got weird after. Admittedly, it was with a good friend of hers who was also chill with me. After that threesome, she'd always accuse me of being too friendly or wanting to hang out with the 2nd girl even when we used to do that before.

At the very least, please don't do it with a friend of hers. It will lead to disaster.
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Pepys Monster
08/26/21 9:42:39 PM
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Njolk posted...
My ex asked the same and I actually am not interested in having sex with anyone else

She got super pissed at me. "EVERY other guy in the world would be jumping at this chance!" That was the beginning of the end
That's a red flag.

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Lost_All_Senses
08/26/21 9:50:24 PM
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Psh. Ignoring my advice. 100 out 100 men have had life lasting relationship after they listened to LaS. I never follow up on any of the people I give advice. But that doesn't mean those couldn't be the numbers. Besides, how do you think I afforded thos $8 armchair?

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dj1200
08/26/21 9:52:18 PM
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I wouldnt do it.

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MFBKBass5
08/26/21 10:56:26 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Do it, but only focus on your gf. Your relationship will end up stronger instead of weakened because she see's you give more attention to another woman. Almost give the impression that the other girl is in the way of you just giving attention to your girl. Then finish on the other girls face.


i like making my girlfriend feel good tho. She looooves when I focus alll on her

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Lost_All_Senses
08/26/21 11:04:13 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
i like making my girlfriend feel good tho. She looooves when I focus alll on her

Word. I just say that, because a lot of women (and men) sometimes don't realize how upsetting it is to see you show that kind of affection towards another until they're actually there. It doesn't have to mean it's some type of trap or test, just a lack of foresight and experience. But obviously you know your wife better than anyone, so I'm just saying doesn't hurt to consider it and see if it might hold weight.

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MFBKBass5
08/26/21 11:08:19 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Word. I just say that, because a lot of women (and men) sometimes don't realize how upsetting it is to see you show that kind of affection towards another until they're actually there. It doesn't have to mean it's some type of trap or test, just a lack of foresight and experience. But obviously you know your wife better than anyone, so I'm just saying doesn't hurt to consider it and see if it might hold weight.


just my girlfriend, not wife lol. But ya Im trying to picture seeing her kiss another girland Im def ok with it honestly lol. Feel like Id love watching her show affection to some hot chick

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Hairy-man
08/26/21 11:08:26 PM
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Ive had 2 threesomes before. One porno style, and one extremely awkward and shitty.

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MFBKBass5
08/26/21 11:18:42 PM
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Hairy-man posted...
Ive had 2 threesomes before. One porno style, and one extremely awkward and shitty.


what made it so awkward?

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Zodd3224
08/26/21 11:49:53 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
what made it so awkward?

We made eye contact

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Lost_All_Senses
08/27/21 12:27:51 AM
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Zodd3224 posted...
We made eye contact

And your dick was twice the size of his. Only half as hairy

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Teh_Dr_Phil
08/27/21 12:34:23 AM
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This happened lol

TC coming back with nah to every actual realistic post in here

who you think youre fooling lol

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Axiom
08/27/21 12:35:09 AM
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"They're ok but foursomes are better"
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MFBKBass5
08/27/21 7:35:39 AM
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Teh_Dr_Phil posted...
This happened lol

TC coming back with nah to every actual realistic post in here

who you think youre fooling lol

u wish I was trolling but the reality of the situation is that I have a really sexy girlfriend whos as addicted to sex as I am lmao

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DocDelicious
08/27/21 8:16:57 AM
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Ask her who it's for.
If she says it's for her, go for it.
For you, politely decline and say you'd only do it if it's something she really wanted.
If she says both, she's lying and it's a trap or she hasn't given it enough thought for it to be a possibility.

Gotta be extremely careful with adding others to the bedroom. Real easy way to ruin a relationship.

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lww99
08/27/21 8:18:39 AM
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Hell yeah dude! Better make sure your foreplay is up to par lol

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MFBKBass5
08/27/21 8:20:43 AM
#48:


DocDelicious posted...
Ask her who it's for.
If she says it's for her, go for it.
For you, politely decline and say you'd only do it if it's something she really wanted.
If she says both, she's lying and it's a trap or she hasn't given it enough thought for it to be a possibility.

Gotta be extremely careful with adding others to the bedroom. Real easy way to ruin a relationship.

its for both of us lol. Shes had 3somes before and enjoys women, so she was asking to see if its something that would turn me on.

And of course it would lol

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Chadawah
08/27/21 8:21:06 AM
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DocDelicious
08/27/21 8:23:01 AM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
its for both of us lol. Shes had 3somes before and enjoys women, so she was asking to see if its something that would turn me on.

And of course it would lol

Oh if she's experienced, fucking go for it.
Just make sure you keep your emotions in check when you see her chowing down.

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